lils you have to help me
Remus: HELP.
Lils: ?!
Lils: Hello
Lils: i will eat your chcolate if you don't respond.
Remus: NO
Lils: Well what is it?
Remus: y'know that hot costumer i told you about who like if he punched me i would say thank you?
Lils: yes?
Remus: the other day he called me 'PRETTY GUY'. i nearly died right then and there
Lils: WAIT REALLY
Lils: IM GONNA BE A GODMOTHER
Remus: wtf
Lils: Wdym, wtf? THIS IS FATE.
Remus: okay whatever can i continue the story now?
Lils: go on
Remus: Then i saw him looking and David Bowie records and said i like David Bowie too.
Remus: AND THE WAY HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH HIS BIG BLUE EYES. lils you have to help me.
Remus: he's so perfect.
Lils: no hope now, you like him and once you go there, there is no coming back.
Remus: you're acting like i have gone to the dark side
Lils: It was nice knowing you
Remus: bitch wot
Lils: goodbye old pal *insert cool music*
Remus: jokes on you, i've already had people leave me all my life
Lils: I PROMISE I WAS KIDDING I LOVE YOU I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU.
Remus: works everytime.
Lils: *photo*
Remus: sending me photo of you doing the middle finger is homophobic
Lils: ?!
Lils: i literally have a girlfriend
Remus: Gay
Lils: Homophobic
Remus: shit
Lils:Checkmate
Remus: touche.
Remus: speaking of your girlfriend how is she?
Lils: Good. We made strawberry muffins yesterday and she was so focused it was so cute.
Remus: you're such a sap
Lils:says the guy who would thank someone for punching him
Remus: says the ginger
Lils: says the chocoholic
Remus: says the one who's a moody bitch before having coffee
Lils: says the one who cried when i said i ate his chocolate
Remus: hater
Lils: love you too.
Remus: im telling your girlfriend
Lils: *loud gasp* NO PLS DONT
Remus: YES LILY I MUST I CANT KEEP DOING THIS
Remus: THE SECRETS HAVE CORUPPTED MY SOUL
Lils:BUT I NEED YOU
Remus: LET ME GO
Lils:PLS DONT DO THIS, I CANT GO ON WITHOUT YOU
Remus:YOU MUST
Lils: *runs to secret garden in my big poofy dress, my curls falling gracefully on my back while i cry without smearing my mascara.*
Remus: *looks longily*
Remus: anyway i gtg, but i was thinking we could meet at a ur place tomorrow.
Lils: Kay, what time?
Remus: I was thinking four thirty maybe?
Lils: Okay sure and like what do wanna eat?
Remus: i dont really mind but chinese takeaway would be nice.
Lils: Cool! tbh i have been craving chinese
Lils: Anyway it's a date!
Remus: You wish. Bye Lils
Lils: Byeeeeee. <3