Chapter 1
Sunday
Unknown Number: If an ambulance crashes into someone, would it stop to help them or would it send another ambulance out for them?
Unknown Number: Panda i need help
Unknown Number: pls answer
Sirius: what the fuck
Sirius: Who are you
Unknown Number: oh my bad, wrong number
Sirius: umm ok
Monday
Sirius: Hey im bored, what are you up to?
ambulance dude: why are u talking to me?
Sirius: im bored
ambulance dude: im not doing anything rn
Sirius: rn? what does that mean?
ambulance dude: its an abbreviation, it means right now
Sirius: oh cool
ambulance dude: how do u not know that?
Sirius: i dont know, this is my first phone and i got it a week ago
ambulance dude: how old are u? i swear to god if ur 11 im going to die
Sirius: im 15
ambulance dude: oh same!
ambulance dude: wait, but u could be lying
Sirius: YOU COULD BE LYING TOO
ambulance dude: fair enough
Sirius: anyways, what did panda say?
ambulance dude: ???
Sirius: you know? about the ambulance thing?
ambulance dude: she thinks that the ambulance would stop for the people it crashed into and get another ambulance for the other thing
ambulance dude: but only if the crashed people were seriously injured
Sirius: thats smart
ambulance dude: ik, she has a brain
ambulance dude: not for long tho
Sirius: what?!?
Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
Sirius: ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE HER BRAIN?!?!
ambulance dude: chill, im joking
Sirius: oh
Sirius: lol
ambulance dude: wow, who taught u that?
Sirius: my friend lily
Sirius: shes the one that made us get these stupid things anyways
ambulance dude: phones?
Sirius: yeah
Sirius: whats ur name?
ambulance dude: ???
Sirius: i cant have u saved as ‘ambulance dude’ forever
ambulance dude: panda calls me moony
Sirius: nice thanks moony
moony: do u have a nickname?
Sirius: my friends call me padfoot
moony: why, did u step on a pad
padfoot: no
padfoot: its because they say i emotionaly resemble a dog and dogs have padded feet
moony: in other words, u act like a dog
padfoot: yes