Accio Mayhem!

Romeo Hypnix is not your average wizard. First he became a death eater against his will, then he grew up to become an auror with the dark mark still standing proud on his arm. By age 27 he is bored of auror duties and applies for the position of art professor at Hogwarts. To his surprise he is accepted and expected to teach that upcoming school year. Frankly, Romeo doesn't have time for love beyond random hookups.Severus Snape is also far from average. As one of the youngest people to become a professor at Hogwarts and a double agent for the dark lord and Dumbledore, he has a lot on his plate. The only time love ever crosses his mind is when he is reminded of Lily.Mayhem ensues as the two professors meet and feel a strange sense of understanding for one another.Set within the Harry Potter books and maybe eventually after. I can't write summaries or come up with tags so you're just going to have to trust me, I fear.