Christmas Time Fuckers!
"Remus how many mangos have you ate today?" Minerva asked as she strode into the hospital wing, taking note of her son happily eating yet another mango as he recovered from the latest full moon.
This full moon had not been too bad, only one or two scrapes that needed Poppy's. Although Poppy would give Remus extra attention anyway.
Remus's new favourite food was mango, specifically dried mango but that was hard to come by in muggle shops, since Poppy had gave him one to try after a bad full moon and Remus claimed it made him feel better. His claim only grew better when the next full moon he seemed to come out only a bit bruised.
What Remus didn't know was that Minerva had started to hang out with the wolf ( or as Poppy and Minnie liked to call him, tiny fluffball) in cat form at the same time as Poppy trying him with mango.
But the wives decided to let him think otherwise, they didn't need his friends turning into amigus illegally to try help Remus. Even if it was sweet.
"Only 2 mum!" Remus objected when he noticed Minerva's eyebrow raise in suspicion.
"Can confirm, only 2 today." The irish drawl of her wifes' voice made Minerva turn around to face Poppy Pomfrey and smile. "Ah I believe you."
"But not me!?" Remus faked gasp.
"No your a monkey I fear."
"MUM!"
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Later when, Poppy had enough of Remus's complaining and let him go, he walked into his dorm to see James packing his suitcase to return home.
"Hiya Rem!" James said, not looking up from his packing which was more just him shoving stuff in and hoping it'd fit.
"James if you fold your stuff it'll fit better." Remus tutted before walking beside James and trying to help reorganise the chaos.
Sirius was looking out the window with a look of pure joy and concentration on his face. He burst out his laughter that started the two cousins and made them look out the window to see what was making Sirius crack up.
What they saw also made them crack up.
Peter was outside on the lawn sprinting for him life as Lily Evans, a muggleborn who was quickly earning James's interest and Remus's respect, chased him with a mop in land.
Yes they were all able to do magic and a wand could do much more, but Lily had chosen a random mop as her weapon and it was probably much deadlier to beat Peter with.
"HELP PLEASE-" they could barely make out the muffled noise of Peter though the glass, didn't help they were also very high up from the ground in their dorm, but they could see his face of horror.
Whatever Peter had done he wouldn't be surviving the consequence that Lily would provide.
"Should we help him?" Asked James after catching his breath from laughing so hard.
"Nah, let him suffer for a bit here." Sirius cackled while Remus just grinned. "If Lily is willing to chase 'im then he deserves it."
"She's amazing like that."
"Keep it in your pants Potter."
"EW WHAT THE FU-"