Clemont
(This will include reactions from all iterations of Clemont, including Mirror Clemont)
What? I’m being romantically paired with others? And you want my opinions on the matter…? Well, I guess I can take some time to do this…it can’t be that bad, can it?
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50ShadesOfNerdShipping - Clemont x Picnicker Ana
Huh? What kind of name is THAT? And who is Ana? Is it too late to change my mind on looking at this list?
AcceptanceShipping - Ash x Clemont x Misty x Serena
I can’t say I quite understand what’s going on here. Is this to say that we’re all four together, or is this implying something else? I don’t get it.
AdventurousGracidea - Clemont (Mirror) x Layla (movie)
Huh? I don’t even know who Layla is, or what we are even supposed to have in common.
AircraftShipping - Clemont x Skyla
I’ve never met Skyla, but I’m aware she’s a gym leader from Unova, and a pilot. Very impressive resume if I do say so myself. I wouldn’t mind a battle with her.
AllInThisTogetherShipping - Ash x Clemont x Bonnie x Dawn x Serena
Hey, don’t include my little sister in any of this, please. I’ve never met Dawn, but I’ve heard about her from Ash. She sounds like a nice person.
AlphaInventionShipping - Alpha x Clemont
I don’t know who Alpha is, but AlphaInvention would imply that an invention is in its earliest, messiest stage.
AltF4Shipping - Ash x Clemont x Bonnie x Serena x Wobbuffet
I’m about to Alt F4 this list if I have to be subjected to more pairing names involving Bonnie. What the heck?
AmisAmourShipping - Clemont x Dawn x Serena
I’m so confused as to why I’m being paired with Dawn and Serena. I’ve never met Dawn, and Serena is my friend.
AmusementShipping - Clemont x Rosa
Is this about the fact that I want to see the amusement park at Nimbasa City one day? That’d be nice, but I don’t think going on a date with Rosa is going to be how I go about it.
AnotherGeekShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Serena
Whoa! That Serena is so different from the Serena I know! And she seems to be more kind too. But we’re from different universes, and my universe is no longer aligned with hers.
ArdorShipping - Clemont x Malva
I’m sorry, but I don’t think so. For one, Malva is much older than me. Also, she helped cover up Team Flare’s schemes. I don’t trust her.
AstraboltShipping - Clemont x Olympia
Olympia is an amazing gym leader, and her powers are like no other. But she’s too old for me.
AthleticBlondeShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Bonnie
Eughh…that Bonnie may not technically be my sister, but she’s still the counterpart to my sister, so I think that’s just as bad.
AwkwardnessShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Eclairisse
…My sister, and my teacher…yuck. What is wrong with you people? Awkwardness is the understatement of a century here.
BabyStepsShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Korrina
Pleeeeease stop. Just stop. No more. For my own sanity I’m going to assume this entry is a joke about Korrina’s progress with mega evolution.
BeautyAndTheInventorShipping - Clemont x Elesa
Haha…Elesa is stunning, both as a gym leader and as a supermodel, but she’s too old for me. Come to think of it, she lives in Nimbasa City though, so if I ever do go to the amusement park there, I might try to have a battle with her, since she’s an electric-type specialist like myself.
BestFeelingShipping - Clemont x Lilia x Arbok
Bonnie, what were you talking to Lilia about…? Why is there an Arbok involved here?
BlinkShipping - Clemont x Professor Sycamore
I look up to the professor, but I’m not romantically involved with him. For one, he’s too old for me, so that’s already a big no.
BlondeAttackShipping - Barry x Clemont x Bonnie
Who is Barry? And why do you people keep involving Bonnie in this list? It’s alarming how many times her name has appeared.
BoyBandShipping - Brock x Cilan x Clemont x Max x Tracey
I’m assuming this one is a joke about the fact that we’re all guys who have traveled with Ash at some point or another. I’ve met Cilan before. He’s a pretty nice guy, albeit a little eccentric. Never met the others, though.
BridalGeekShipping - Clemont x Bonnie (Mirror)
That may not be my Bonnie, but it’s still gross. What is wrong with you people?
BrillerLumiereShipping - Clemont x Valerie
Valerie is a very nice person, and I admire the way she can seemingly speak the language of Pokémon, but she’s just a friend.
BrokenFeetShipping - Clemont x Korrina x Serena
What is even with the name of this one? None of us have broken feet, as far as I’m aware. What a strange name. Are we close to done here?
CadmiumCrystalShipping - Clemont x Kris
I’ve met Kris on Pasio before. She really knows a lot about Pokémon, but I’m not particularly close with her.
CamlockShipping - Clemont x Lt. Surge
The electric-type gym leader in the Kanto region? Never met him. But he’s a grown man, and he kind of scares me, not gonna lie.
CarerShipping - Clemont x Meray
One of the people that takes care of Hoopa? She’s nice and all, but she’s older, and she’s busy looking over Hoopa anyways.
ChimechonaitorShipping - Clemont x Chimecho
I’m sorry, what? Are you seriously pairing me with a Chimecho? That’s a Pokémon!
ChindoguShipping - Chobin x Clemont x Dr. Gordon x Dr. Kaminko
Huh? I don’t know any of these people. They’re inventors too?
ChrysanthemumLegendShipping - Clemont x Erika
I’ve never met Erika before. But Ash told me about the time he rescued her Gloom when Celadon City’s gym caught on fire, and the events leading up to that.
CitrineShipping - Clemont x Roxanne
I never met Roxanne, but I’ve heard she’s a rock-type gym leader in the Hoenn region, and that she excelled in school. I wouldn’t mind meeting her one day and maybe becoming friends.
CitronShipping - Clemont x Meyer
I’m sorry, excuse me, but my DAD? Who named this? What is wrong with all of you? This one is just wrong on so many levels!
CitrusBlossomShipping - Clemont x Sakura
I’ve never met Sakura, but Ash told me that she’s the youngest of five kimono girls, and that they all use evolutions of Eevee. She sounds nice though.
CitrusPunchShipping - Clemont x Lilia
Lilia? She was pretty nice, and showed so much interest in my inventions. Bonnie sure acted strange after asking Lilia to marry me though…wait, Lilia liked me??
CitrusRongeurShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Lena x Lyn
Are you being serious right now? Because Bonnie and I share a sort of parallel with Lena and Lyn, we all have to be put together? You people are really creeping me out.
CitrusStarShipping - Clemont x Volkner
I like hanging out with Volkner. He knows so much about machinery, and he’s an electric-type specialist just like me. But he’s too old for me, so romance is out of the question. We are great friends though!
ClicheTeenBookShipping - Clemont x Lily (Kanto)
One of Misty’s older sisters? Never met any of them, I’ve just heard of them from Ash. Wait, what do you mean by “ClicheTeenBook”?
CommunicationShipping - Clemont x Alexa (XY)
Me and…Alexa? Really? I think Alexa’s a bit too old for me, sorry. She’s pretty nice though.
ComplicatedShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Lilia x Princess Allie
Guys…seriously…? Eclairisse was my teacher. I don’t know what Bonnie put in your head, but there is nothing romantic between us. We’ve established that I somehow didn’t know that Lilia liked me. And I wouldn’t touch Princess Allie with a pole the size of Prism Tower! It took forever to escape from her!
ContestDroidShipping - Clemont x Ruby
I don’t know who Ruby is, but the idea of an android that performs in Pokémon Contests is kind of silly to imagine.
CookingProposalShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Gena
Bonnie seriously has a huge problem of asking random girls to marry me at any given chance. It’s entirely too embarrassing.
CookingSkillShipping - Clemont x Madame Catherine
The cook from Professor Sycamore’s Pokémon Summer Camp? Guys, she’s way too old for me, come on. Did someone really think of this just because I cook?
CrushGearTurboShipping - Clemont x Lysandre x Korrina
Why? Why is this a thing? What did I do to deserve this? What did Korrina do to deserve this? Why is Lysandre here?
CuteSparkShipping - Clemont x Colosseum Leader Taylor
I have never met her, but I like how the Colosseum Leaders in Poketopia wear Pokemon-themed costumes. They look fun!
CyberportShipping - Clemont x Xerosic
I had to make sure Bonnie wasn’t around to hear this…okay, are you fucking kidding me!? Xerosic!? He literally kidnapped me, and tried to brainwash me! Also, he’s way older than me!
DangerousInventionShipping - Clemont x Dr. Yung
From what I’ve heard, Dr. Yung is just pure evil. He seems to have little regard for any sort of life. Honestly, he sounds more evil than Lysandre.
DangerousResearchShipping - Clemont x Professor Ivy
I’ve never met Professor Ivy, but I know that she’s a Pokémon Professor from the Orange Islands. She’s far too old for me, though I have a feeling Bonnie would pester her about me if they met…
DemureShipping - Clemont x Autumn
I’ve never met her, but Ash told me about a maid café that a friend took him and Dawn to in the Sinnoh region. From the sounds of it, she sounds like a really kind person, though I’d be a little embarrassed to go into a maid café.
DiamanteCitronShipping - Barry x Clemont
I haven’t met Barry but from how Ash has described him, he always seems to be in a hurry for literally anything. I wonder why he’s always in such a rush?
DiodeMalevolantShipping - Ash (King of Pokelantis) x Clemont
Huh? You mean there was a time that Ash was possessed by an evil king’s spirit? Wait, why is anyone pairing me with him in that form?
DiodeShipping - Ash x Clemont
Me and Ash? Well…he’s my closest friend, and gave me so much courage. Without him, I don’t know that I would have taken back control of my gym, or gone on my journey. Maybe…just maybe there is more to it than just friendship but…I don’t know for sure.
DivineCreationShipping - Clemont x Arceus
Did someone really create a name to pair me with the Pokémon that was said to have created the universe? Why?
DobleBallotShipping - Clemont x Millis
Millis is too old for me. Aside from that, while I understand she and her father gave up their criminal life, I still can’t get over the way they manipulated Diancie, and the trauma that they caused everyone by awakening Yveltal.
DoubleDateShipping - Ash x Clemont x Lilia x Serena
So, I guess this one is implying that Lilia and I should go on a double date with Ash and Serena. Umm…that’s certainly a concept.
DoYouLikeAhoge?Shipping - Aaron (Elite 4) x Clemont x Steven Stone x Lisia
This one seems to be a joke about our hair. Okay, but seriously, who has the time to come up with these?
EccentricityShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Eclairisse x Lilia x Princess Allie
Please stop involving my sister in these weird listings. And for the last time, neither me nor Eclairisse have feelings for one another! Yes, Lilia and Allie liked me, but Eclairisse was just my teacher!
EclatShipping - Clemont x Lisia
Lisia seems to be really energetic, and has a great deal of love for Pokémon Contests. But Serena is definitely in closer quarters with her than I am, as I don’t participate in Pokémon Contests.
ElectricalHeatShipping - Clemont x Macy
Never met the girl, but Ash battled her in the Silver Conference in the Johto region. Apparently she said Ash would have to go on a date with her if he lost. Strange way to ask somebody out, but I suppose there are weirder ways. I don’t think Ash understood what she meant by “date”.
ElectricalInventionShipping - Clemont x Sophocles x Volkner
Heh, I spend a lot of time with Sophocles and Volkner when I’m in Pasio, but they’re just my friends. Plus, Volkner is too old for both of us, romance-wise.
ElectricBounceShipping - Clemont x Shauna
Shauna is a good friend of mine. I made a puzzle solver for her, though she didn’t use it for the longest time. She’s kind of cute, but we’re not in a relationship. I think she might like somebody else, anyways.
ElectricCafeShipping - Ash x Cilan x Clemont
I don’t think a polycule with myself, Ash and Cilan would work out. Electric Cafe sounds like a fun idea for a cafe gimmick though.
ElectricDetectiveShipping - Clemont x Emma
I don’t really know Emma all that well. But she’s significantly older than me, so I don’t think romance is in the air here. She seems like a nice girl from what I can tell though, so I wouldn’t mind becoming friends with her.
ElectricNerdShipping - Clemont x Sophocles
Sophocles is a great friend, and a nice guy, but I’m not involved with him romantically. Also, did you guys really just call us nerds with this pairing name?
ElectrifiedShipping - Clemont x Lt. Surge x Volkner x Wattson x Elesa
Is there really a need to make a name for just multiple electric-type gym leaders? I’m sure this one isn’t serious, but it still makes me mildly uncomfortable considering all of the others here are much older than me. Especially Wattson.
ElectriqueAcademieShipping - Clemont x Penelope (XY)
Really? The kindergarten teacher with the Sylveon? She’s a nice lady, but I’m definitely a bit too young for her.
ElectriqueMereShipping - Clemont x Lena
Lena and I seem to have a troublesome little sister in common. They even have the same pochette bag, and they both have a small electric-type rodent Pokémon too. But I don’t think that necessarily means anything romantic there.
ElectroQuestShipping - Clemont x Marina (Johto)
I’ve never met Marina before, but according to Serena, she seems to be a popular Pokémon Coordinator from the Johto region.
EmbarrassingGymRelativesShipping - Clemont x Maylene
Embarrassing gym relatives? While Bonnie and my dad may embarrass me from time to time, I’m not exactly embarrassed by them as a whole. I don’t know Maylene’s story though, as I don’t even know her other than she’s a gym leader in the Sinnoh region.
EnchantedNerdShipping - Clemont x Curtis
I don’t know who Curtis is, though he looks vaguely like a game show host.. What’s with all of these pairing names calling me a nerd though? It seems a bit generalizing, to say the least.
EnlightenedAbsolutismShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Princess Allie
Let me enlighten you on something. I am not involved with my former teacher, and I have no positive feelings for Princess Allie.
EntertainmentShipping - Clemont x Yancy
I’ve never met Yancy, but she looks a lot like someone I’ve seen on TV. Though maybe that’s what this pairing name implies…but where do I know her from?
EveryoneWantsATsundereShipping - Ash (Mirror) x Clemont (Mirror) x Serena (Mirror)
Hahaha, I really think Serena hides her true feelings behind her meanness towards Ash. I wonder if Ash has a crush on her, because I can hardly imagine how he puts up with her antics. I’m kind of neutral on the situation, mostly because Serena kind of scares me, even if I can just run from her easily.
ExplosiveFutureShipping - Clemont x science
Did you guys really make a whole pairing name for me and the actual concept of science? Yes I love science, but science is not an entity one can date.
FairTradeShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Pokeflute
I find it absolutely insane that this girl really thought she could just casually own an entire person in exchanged for a Pokeflute. Talk about spoiled. I was so glad when I found a chance to get away from her, even if it did cost me my dignity for the rest of the day!
FilShipping - Alain x Ash x Clemont
I don’t think neither me nor Ash see Alain that way, or the other way around for that matter. This one just seems a little random for me to be involved in.
FinalShockShipping - Clemont x Lacy (Kalos)
The old lady that Espurr liked so much? Who keeps thinking of these? She wasn’t even alive anymore by the time I learned about her.
FrostwireShipping - Clemont x Candice
The ice type gym leader from the Sinnoh region? Never met her, but she seems like a cool Pokémon Trainer, no pun intended.
FruitFlyShipping - Bugsy x Clemont
“FruitFly”? Seriously? What kind of a name is that? Who is making these names and pairing me with all these random people?
FruitWineShipping - Clemont x Burgundy
Cilan told me about Burgundy. I don’t think I could get along too well with her, she sounds like a handful, and a little too bitter over a loss. I hope I never have a challenger that obsessed with me if they lose.
FullMetalNerdShipping - Clemont x Jasmine
FullMetalNerd sounds like a weird parody of Full Metal Jacket. But seriously, how many names on this list are going to contain the word “nerd”?
GadgetUserShipping - Clemont x Hunter J
Ash told me about his encounters with Hunter J, and she appeared in international news quite often. I don’t like that this name implies I have anything in common with her, as she uses tools specifically to procure Pokemon in a cruel fashion. I use gadgets in order to help both Pokémon and people.
GateauEclairShipping - Ash x Clemont x Bonnie x Diantha x Serena
Was it really necessary to make a joke name about us sharing a dessert that Serena stood in line for?
Geek’sHaremShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Lena x Lilia x Princess Allie x Serena
What…? Just why…? Why are you people like this? This is just weird. It’s just too weird. Why did I even agree to giving my opinion on this subject?
Geek’sOldHaremShipping - Clemont x Agatha x Brutella x Hagatha x Nagatha x Nastina
Bonnie’s not here to hear me, right? Okay, because…What the fuck!? Why? This is even worst than the last entry! Give me a break here!
GeekAmazonShipping - Clemont x Jessie
Not only is Jessie too old for me, but why would I ever want to date a woman that tries to steal people’s Pokémon!? Besides that, I often wonder if her and James are more than just partners in crime…
GeekAngelsShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Dawn x Iris x May x Misty x Serena
What is with you people and insisting that us guys have a harem of girls? And how many times am I going to see Bonnie on this list? Speaking of lists, I think some of these listings should put their creators on a list…
GeekBlossomShipping - Clemont x Layla
I don’t think I’ve ever met Layla. How many of these names have the word “geek” though? Are you guys calling me a geek?
GeekChicShipping - Clemont x Serena
Serena is a very good friend of mine. I was a bit surprised when she asked me to be her date for Pierre’s dance party. My dad embarrassed me a little by insinuating that she was my girlfriend. But, uhh…we’re not in a romantic relationship…plus I literally saw her kiss Ash.
GeekDragonShipping - Clemont x Iris
I haven’t met Iris, but I’ve heard about her from both Ash and Cilan. She seems like a nice person from the sounds of it, but she also sounds like a bit of a handful.
GeekEvolutieShipping - Clemont x Eevee
Eevee? Someone made a name to pair me with an Eevee? Why? Is this how you people get your sick kicks? Anyways though, I wouldn’t mind having an Eevee. It can evolve into Jolteon, an electric-type.
GeekSeedShipping - Clemont x Ramos
Ramos is really nice, and a great gym leader. But he’s an old man so…well, there’s that.
GeekTsundereShipping - Clemont x Serena (Mirror)
Wow, that Serena is very different from the one I know. She’s so…assertive, and bold. And…kind of scary to be honest.
GeniusBatterShipping - Clemont x Casey
Yeah I’m really not into sports at all. Ash told me about Casey. I bet her and Bonnie would get along very well, though.
GeniusCopyShipping - Clemont x Copycat
Hey, why is this girl dressed like me? What’s going on here? Oh, so that’s just a gimmick of hers? Well, she sure surprised me.
GeniusPerformanceShipping - Clemont x Nini
Nini? I know she’s one of Serena’s rivals in Pokémon Showcases, but I’m not particularly close with her, so I don’t know if I have much of an opinion. She seems pretty nice, though.
GeniusResearchShipping - Clemont x Yanase Berlitz
Yanase Berlitz is a very successful scientist, and I really admire her. But she’s a grown woman, and she’s married. Still, I wouldn’t mind collaborating on a project with her one day!
GoldenGearShipping - Clemont x Kimia
The princess of the Azoth Kingdom? She’s very nice, and quite brave, but she’s definitely out of my league. Bonnie asked her to marry me too, which was really embarrassing!
GradiusShipping - Clemont x Cyrus
Ash told me about Cyrus. I don’t think I would get along with someone who is willing to destroy the whole universe just because of his own discontentment.
HakaseShipping - Clemont x Clemont (Mirror)
Hakase? I’m not a professor, and based on that staff the other Clemont wields, I doubt he is either. Is he supposed to be a mage or something?
HarimaronShipping - Clemont x X(avier) x Mairin
Hah? Are we all being put together because we all have a Chespin in common? That’s just silly.
HighBrowHaremShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Kimia x Eclairisse x Lilia x Serena
Stop! Just stop! I don’t want to see any more of these! Why are people obsessed with this concept!?
HikariShipping - Clemont x Violet
Another one of Misty’s sisters? Guys, I’ve never met any of them. Plus, this one might be too old for me anyhow. From what I’ve seen though, they are pretty.
HindsightShipping - Ash x Cameron (Unova) x Clemont
I’m going to be honest, I really don’t know how Ash lost to this guy. He must have really not had his head in the game.
HoneyLemonShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Serena
The number of times I’ve seen Bonnie on this list makes me want to kill mys–what do you mean I’m not allowed to say that here? You let me swear! Ugh, fine. It makes me want to kick cans.
HoneyOrangeShipping - Calem x Clemont x Bonnie
Seriously? Stop. Just stop already. No more involving Bonnie in any of this. Please, I’m begging you.
HonorRollShipping - Clemont x Amanita
I’ve never met Amanita, but I do know she works on the Pokémon Storage System in the Unova region, which is impressive for her age. She’s probably someone I could get along with, on the basis of our achievements at our age…
HotDamnShipping - Ash x Clemont x Gary x Misty x Serena
What? What even is this? What is with the name here? Wait, is Ash meant to be at the direct center of this one?
HotLemonadeShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Illusion!Dawn (Zorua)
Wait, is this a Zorua that likes to transform into a girl? Why does its tail remain visible? Is that intentional, or is this Zorua have imperfect transformations?
ICanSeeLemonsShipping - Clemont x Sabrina
The psychic-type gym leader of the Kanto region? I heard she turned Ash and some of his other friends into dolls once…so I don’t know if I’d want to meet her.
IceColdLemonTeaShipping - Clemont x Dawn
I don’t think I would have what they call “chemistry” with Dawn, romance-wise. But I wouldn’t mind meeting and being friends with her. I’d especially be interested in seeing her Pachirisu.
IHateLemonsShipping - Clemont x Banette
I’m sorry, me and a Banette? What is with all the lemon-themed names? Are you trying to suggest I look like a lemon?
IlluminationShipping - Clemont x Volkner x Bonnie x Elesa
Oh for crying out loud!
InfiniteGeniusShipping - Clemont x Infi
You’re pairing me together…with an algorithm…really now…I’m not desperate, you know.
InfiniteHaremShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Princess Allie x Eclairisse x Infi x Lilia
I swear…this list is going to be the death of me. Why did I even agree to this? So many mentions of harem, not to mention the amount of times Bonnie has been listed…it’s too much.
InfiniteStudyShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Infi
Still not into my former teacher, or into an algorithm, but this name is kind of funny.
InnovationalShipping - Clemont x Zinnia
I don’t think that I’ve ever met Zinnia…although Serena has told me about a battle she had with her.*
InventasticShipping - Clemont x Lilia
Pairing Lilia with me was already covered, but I think this name is a bit more fun than the other one. Still, I wonder what she’s up to now…
InventiveHaremShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Eclairisse x Lena x Lilia x Princess Allie
Ahhh! You people all need help! These “harem” names are getting old! And stop sticking Bonnie into them!
InventiveShipping - Clemont x Nema
I can’t say that I’ve ever met Nema, but she sure doesn’t wear much protective clothing to be tinkering with electronics.
InventorShipping - Clemont x Dr. Kaminko
The inventor from the Orre region? He’s much too old for me. Some of his inventions are…interesting, to put it politely.
JauneAmitieShipping - Ash x Clemont x Serena
Ash and Serena are some of my closest friends. Both of them are always there for me. I care a great deal for both of them. Wait…do I have feelings for them? Well…it’s hard to say…
JealousnessShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Lilia
Jealousness…? Is that why Bonnie started acting so weird when Lilia was around? Oh jeez, I hope she didn’t think that I would stop caring for her just because of the possibility of having a partner!
JQueryShipping - Bill x Clemont
Hahaha, JQuery! That’s a good one. But Bill is significantly older than me. Besides, I don’t really know him all that well, but he did invent the Pokémon Storage System, so I would love to chat him up.
KiraKiraShipping - Clemont x Titus
The guy with the Altaria? Why him? What do you mean my “theme song”? I have a theme song?
LaMancheShipping - Clemont x himself
Seriously? Myself? Was this even a necessary entry? How does one date themselves? Yeah I guess cloning is a thing, but I wouldn’t clone myself to date myself, that’s just weird.
LaserBladeShipping - Clemont x Korrina
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t have romantic feelings for Korrina. She’s a great friend, but she’s not quite my type, and I don’t really think I’m hers, either. Do people just pair us together because she temporarily traveled in our group?
LazyDiamondShipping - Clemont x Diancie
LazyDiamond? Are you calling me lazy? Because Diancie is obviously the diamond here. Why are there pairing names for pairing me with Pokémon anyways?
LegendaryInventorShipping - Clemont x Georgia
I don’t know anything about Georgia other than what Ash has told me. She sounds like a real mess, to be honest.
LemonadeWisdomShipping - Ash x Clemont x Bonnie
Enough. Enough with mentioning Bonnie in any of these. I would rather be zapped by my Luxray while it’s mind-controlled again.
LemonBasilShipping - Clemont x Gardenia
She’s the grass-type gym leader from the Sinnoh region, correct? I think she’s a little too old for me. This pair name is something else though.
LemonBubblegumShipping - Clemont x Whitney
The normal-type gym leader from the Johto region is kind of cute. But I don’t think that would ever work out.
LemonHoneyShipping - Clemont x Cheryl
I don’t know Cheryl, but she’s too old for me. She sounds like a nice person though, so I wouldn’t mind getting to know her better.
LemonLimeShipping - Clemont x Wally
Ha, I guess this is a joke about our hair colors. Wally’s a nice kid, but I don’t think I would ever be romantically involved.
LemonMeringuePieShipping - Cilan x Clemont
Haha, what a silly name. Cilan’s a nice guy and all, but I can’t say that I’m attracted to him that way.
LemonRibbonsShipping - Clemont x Lyra
I’ve never met Lyra, but I’ve heard a little bit about her from Ash. She sounds like a bundle of energy.
LemonShipping - Clemont x Siebold
Siebold is much too old for me. But his cooking is a great inspiration for me.
LemonTartShipping - Clemont x Cassidy
Is she a member of Team Rocket too? Yikes. No thank you! She sounds even more awful than Jessie, too!
LemonTeaAppealShipping - Clemont x Dawn x Zoey
I’m not so sure I want to interrupt whatever is going on between those two. They seem to be enjoying themselves enough.
LemonTreeShipping - Clemont x Gary x Bonnie
I’m guessing this one is meant to be a joke, regarding comparing me to a lemon, and Gary’s last name being a type of tree. Still tired of seeing my sister mentioned here numerous times.
LemonTwistShipping - Clemont x Harley
From what I heard, he sounds like a real nasty drama queen. I don’t know what his problem is at all.
LimonCelloShipping - Clemont x Cress
One of Cilan’s brothers? I wonder if they’re near as…well, energetic, as him.
LimoncioShipping - Clemont x Hilda
I have never met Hilda, and quite honestly, there’s not much I can say about her. She sounds tough, though, so I bet a battle against her would be nice!
LineOfFireShipping - Clemont x Miette
Heh, I guess I kind of was in the line of fire a lot when Serena and Miette first met. Miette’s pretty nice, albeit a little mischievous.
LittlePearlShipping - Clemont x Diantha
Diantha is too old for me, but that sure didn’t stop Bonnie from asking her to marry me anyways. Diantha is a great person, and a great actress. On top of that, she’s the champion of the Kalos region.
LoveGeniusShipping - Clemont x Lovrina
Absolutely, positively, NOT. This girl did NOT leave a good first impression on me, whatsoever. She was downright nasty!**
LuckyDayShipping - Clemont x Miette x Serena
Honestly, LineOfFire should have been the name for this one. Anyways, lucky day? What do you mean by lucky day?
LumietalburgShipping - Clemont x May
From what I’ve heard, this girl LOVES to eat. So maybe there could potentially be common ground between my cooking and her appetite. But I would have to know her first.
LuminescentShipping - Clemont x Clair
A dragon-type gym leader from the Johto region? Well, she’s much older than I am, but also she seems kind of scary so I don’t know.
LumioseRoboticistsShipping - Belmondo x Clemont
Oh HELL no. I know very well none of you thought this was a genuinely good idea. He hacked into my system, stole my blueprints, and incriminated Clembot! He is absolutely unforgivable!
MacaramaShipping - Clemont x Clemont’s Chespin
Seriously guys? My Chespin? Me and my Chespin? He’s a Pokémon! And look at him, he’s just a silly little guy!
MachineryShipping - Clemont x Cosette
One of Professor Sycamore’s assistants? Well, I suppose there’s some room for chemistry there, but I’m not particularly close with her, so I would have to get to know her first.
MagicalSkillShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Lily (Johto)
Huh. I wonder if this girl was originally from my world. And if she was, how did she end up in that other Ash’s world? I’d love to investigate further…
MazeShipping - Clemont x Serena x Shauna
Huh? Me, with both Serena and Shauna? I don’t know about that, that seems a bit overkill.
MechaFoxShipping - Clemont x Serena’s Fennekin
Listen, I really liked the Fennekin outfit that Serena wore for her PR video, but that doesn’t mean I’m into Fennekin herself! Hey, don’t call me a furry! I am not!
MechHealerShipping - Clemont x Sophie
Professor Sycamore’s assistant? I think I get the idea, but she’s much older than I am, so I would have to pass.
MesaFanShipping - Clemont x Misty
Ash’s friend from the Kanto region, huh? Nah. Not my type. Besides, from the stories Ash has told me, I think she secretly likes him.
MikataShipping - Clemont x Princess Salvia
Me and a princess from the Sinnoh region? Yeah I don’t think I’d be up to the task. She looks an awful lot like Ash’s friend Dawn, though.
MikuSimulatorShipping - Clemont x May Oak
Miku Simulator? What kind of a name is that? This girl looks nothing like Miku. If anything, she looks more like Meiko with longer hair, or something like that.
MirrorGeekChicShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Serena (Mirror)
Me and Serena? I don’t think she’d like someone like me. Besides, I think the reason she’s so mean to Ash is because she secretly likes him. Not that it excuses her, especially when she goes too far at times.
MirrorLemonShipping - Clemont (Mirror) x Bonnie (Mirror)
I guess even I’m not safe from the internet and their weird obsession with problematic pairings. I’m not interested in my sister, that’s just weird.
MobileShipping - Clemont x Sina
One of Professor Sycamore’s assistants? To be honest, I think she has more of a thing for Dexio. She seems pretty nice though.
MozillaFireFoxShipping - Clemont x Vulpix
Haha, I get it, it’s an internet browser joke. Okay, okay, I can take a joke when I see one. Just as long as it remains a joke.
MozillaThunderbirdShipping - Clemont x Zapdos
Another Mozilla joke, eh? Zapdos is an amazing Pokémon, but I’m still not entirely over the time that one almost killed me by felling a tree right in front of me.
MusiqueTonnerreShipping - Clemont x Nando
Ash told me about a Pokémon Trainer from the Sinnoh region who participated in both Pokémon Contests and gym battles. I bet he’d be an interesting challenger, if he ever came to the Kalos region one day!
Ménage’àTroisShipping - Clemont x Lilia x Princess Allie ***
I think this is the first listing I’ve seen that involved both Lilia and Princess Allie and wasn’t some weird harem thing. Anyways, I don’t think Princess Allie would be willing to share in this hypothetical scenario, and quite frankly I’d like to completely avoid her.
NaughtyOtakuShipping - Clemont x Illusion!Dawn (Zorua)
What? I’m not an otaku. And I don’t think I like what this name is implying, anyways. Also, wouldn’t the Zorua being disguised as Dawn be irrelevant? It can technically disguise as anyone, no?
Nerd’sHaremShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Lena x Lilia x Princess Allie
Seriously guys, how many more times am I going to have to see this tired harem topic in this list? Can’t a guy just be friends with girls? Have you ever thought about that?
NobleNerdShipping - Clemont x James
You know, sometimes I think that if James wasn’t a member of Team Rocket, he and I might have had a possibility of becoming very good friends. But I just can’t condone stealing other people’s Pokémon.
NormalNerdShipping - Cheren x Clemont
I’m really impressed that this guy is both a gym leader and a teacher at 16. I mean, I know I’m seen as accomplished for my age too, but I’m no teacher, that’s for sure.
ObservedTalentShipping - Clemont x Palermo
I think Aria’s manager is much too old for me. I suppose this one is joking about the previous topic about accomplishments in youth though.
OddHaremShipping - Clemont x Ashley (Kanto) x Ashley (Unova) x Bonnie x Bonnie (Mirror) x Lilia
As if a harem isn’t weird enough, you guys had to make it even weirder by involving Ash crossdressing not once but twice, my sister, and her counterpart from another world. The odd one out here is Lilia, really.
OniChanShipping - Baraz x Clemont x Bonnie x Meray
I don’t think this name is even spelled properly. Also, this is just downright weird, making names specifically for us being siblings.
OrangesAndLemonsShipping - Clemont x Trevor x Bonnie
This is the third name in a row that has included Bonnie without interruption. Please just let this list be almost over, please…
OtakuDreamShipping - Clemont x Daisy (Kanto) x Lily (Kanto) x Violet
Listen…the girls from Cerulean City are all very pretty, but that doesn’t mean I just want to get with all of them. Also, I’m not an otaku!
PayphoneShipping - Clemont x Grace (Kalos)
Wha? Serena’s mom? Seriously guys? I don’t know where to begin with how wrong this pairing is…and what’s with the name?
PearlGlassesShipping - Clemont x Conway
Oh yes, because we tend to have a glare in our glasses, we must be perfect with each other. It couldn’t possibly be a common thing with glasses or anything.
PeriPeriShipping - Chili x Clemont
I’ve heard that Chili is a very hotheaded brother of Cilan’s. I don’t know how well I’d get along with him, to be honest.
PermittedShipping - Ash x Clemont x Lilia
Ash and Lilia with me, huh? It’s certainly an interesting concept, but…well, I don’t know, I guess I just wouldn’t want both of them at the same time haha.
PhotophobicShipping - Clemont x Todd x Clemont’s Bunnelby
Yeah, I’m a bit camera shy. I just don’t think I’m very photogenic, and being in front of a camera makes me nervous.
PimpNerdShipping - Clemont x Gary
What on earth is this name? I’ve never met Gary before, but it sounds like he and Ash have quite the history. I heard he became a Pokémon Researcher after losing to Ash at the Silver Conference. I’d like to see some of his research sometime.
PokeYaoiShipping - Ash x Cilan x Clemont x Drew x Gary x Paul x Trip
What? Is this implying that we’re all male characters that are commonly paired with Ash? Was this listing really necessary?
PowerfulGeniusShipping - Clemont x Tobias
I honestly wonder how this guy came to obtain and train legendary Pokemon like Darkrai and Latios. I would hate to be up against such a powerful opponent.
ProgrammerShipping - Clemont x Bebe
I’ve never met Bebe, but I’m aware that she is a Pokémon Storage System developer from the Sinnoh region. Sounds like a lot of responsibility.
ProgrammingNerdShipping - Clemont x Leaf
I don’t know who Leaf is, but apparently she’s a Pokémon Trainer. Not sure how this pairing got named because she doesn’t sound like a programmer or a nerd.
ProtectiveThunderShipping - Clemont x Tapu Koko
I heard about Tapu Koko from Ash. A powerful electric-type Pokémon from the Alola region…I’d love to meet it, and maybe even battle it!
PupaVirusShipping - Clemont x Alice x Misty
Pupa virus? I don’t think I quite understand this one. And what does it have to do with any of us? I’m assuming part of this is about Misty’s fear of bugs, but I don’t understand anything beyond that.
QuadWaferShipping - Ash x Clemont x Serena x Whitney
I’m really confused about Whitney in this line-up. I honestly don’t understand the implication here. Are we supposed to be in a polyamory? Or is this like some sort of double date scenario?
QuizShipping - Calem x Clemont
Calem is a nice Pokémon Trainer, and an excellent battle. He is also pretty clever. I would like to rematch with him sometime. As for romance though, I think he may be interested in either Serena or Shauna.
RaigekiShipping - Clemont x Astrid
That girl with the Absol that she can mega evolve is a tough battler. Bonnie also tried to ask her to marry me…so embarrassing…
RenownShipping - Clemont x Y(vonne)
Y is as tough as nails, and an amazing Sky Trainer. I’m not romantically involved with her though. I think she may have a thing for X, but who knows?
RepairedShipping - Clemont x Robon
The robot that plants seeds? As much as I love technology, I don’t think I see myself becoming romantically involved with Robon, or any other robot, really.
RoboticsShipping - Clemont x Clembot
I’m sorry, hold up. Another pairing with a robot? I care deeply for Clembot, but I am not romantically involved with it. I made Clembot to help myself have an easier work and life balance, though it quickly became a good friend to me too.
RobotJudgementShipping - Clemont x Jamero
Just how many robots do you people pair me with? This one isn’t even remotely humanoid, either!
RocketGeekHaremShipping - Clemont x Ariana x Cassidy x Jessie x Matori x Wendy
Just end me now. This list is absolute torture. I think this is worse than the old people one from way earlier.
RocketronicShipping - Clemont x James x Jessie
Jessie and James are both too old for me, and on top of that, I don’t think I could get involved with people from Team Rocket anyways.
RomanticDifficultyShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Eclairisse x Lilia x Mairin x Princess Allie
This list is going to drive me up the wall. I can’t take this anymore. I feel like I’m going to just blow up like one of my failed inventions.
RomanticHuntShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Eclairisse x Hunter J x Lilia x Princess Allie
I am going to kick myself later for even considering to go over this list. How many of these involve me being surrounded by several girls, women, and my own sister?
RoyalHaremShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Kimia x Princess Salvia x Princess Sara x Queen Ilene
Me with several royal women? I don’t think that’s how royalty works, for one. But also, almost half of them are too old for me.
RoyalSiblingsShipping - Clemont x Raleigh x Bonnie x Kimia
Raleigh and Kimia were very interesting to meet. I kind of feel a bit of a kinship with Kimia as far as having a younger sibling is confirmed. I just hope nothing like what happened with Raleigh ever happens to Bonnie…but all that aside, why did there need to be a romance listing for this?
RoyalThreesomeShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Kimia
What? Why? I’m not royalty, in case you haven’t noticed! I do not ever want to even be in the vicinity of Princess Allie, either!
RoyalVoltageShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie
No! Absolutely not! I do not love Princess Allie, nor do I even want to be friends with her. She is a spoiled brat with no empathy!
SalonDuEngineerShipping - Clemont x Anabel
I’ve never met Anabel, but I’ve heard that she’s a very strong Pokémon Trainer. I would love to battle her one day if I ever get the chance.
SatanicInventorShipping - Clemont x Lysandre
I used to look up to Lysandre, but when we learned that he wanted to commit mass genocide to “rid the world of evil”, it really took me for a loop. I had to question everything once that mess was over.
ScienceLibraryShipping - Clemont x Lucian
Lucian of the Sinnoh Elite 4? Never met him, but I’d love to have a Pokémon battle with him, seeing as he is a member of an Elite 4.
ScientificApproachShipping - Clemont x Daniel (Sinnoh)
While I may prefer a scientific approach to most things, I believe there is more to Pokémon than just the scientific approach to them.
ScientificJournalShipping - Clemont x Sawyer
Sawyer’s a nice guy, and a great Pokémon Trainer. But I don’t think I quite have that kind of chemistry with him.
ScientificMethodShipping - Ash x Clemont x Gary
Scientific method for what, exactly? Ash isn’t exactly the most scientific person, despite showing amazement for my work. Is this about Ash admiring both mine and Gary’s work? Either way, I don’t know if I could handle antics from both of them in the same room.
ScientificProgressShipping - Chapman x Clemont x Henny
I don’t think I should have to explain why this is wrong on so many levels. Chapman is Henny’s late grandfather, for one…
SevastopolShipping - Clemont x Paul
I’ve never met Paul, but from what Ash has told me, he kind of sounds like a massive jerk. I don’t think I would like him, even if Ash doesn’t have a negative opinion of him.
ShotaChromaShipping - Clemont x Colress
What? A scientist that worked with Team Plasma? Surely you’re kidding. Also, he’s much older than me, guys! Come on!
ShotaNerdShipping SweetCitrusShipping**** - Clemont x Trevor
Trevor’s a good friend, and I wouldn’t mind hanging out with him a bit more. I don’t know if that really constitutes romance, though.
ShotaShipping - Clemont x Max
Seriously? Max is way younger than me. And the name too just makes this listing so much worse. What is wrong with all of you?
SimferopolShipping - Clemont x N
I’m a little mixed about N. I never actually met him, but what happened in Unova was big news for sure. I do think I feel a little bad for him though.
SiropShipping - Clemont x Viola
Viola is really nice, and is very talented as a photographer. She’s also one of the girls that Bonnie embarrassed me with by asking her to marry me.
SisterlyBridePlanShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Bonnie x Serena
Their plan was not to set me up with Princess Allie. Though I don’t exactly appreciate them forgetting I was stuck with her, either…
SketchyGearsShipping - Clemont x Tracey
I’ve never met Tracey, but heard he’s really great at sketching Pokémon, and is also quite observant of their health and statuses.
SmartnessShipping - Clemont x Professor Juniper
Professor Juniper is way too old for me, but I do find her Pokémon research to be inspiring for sure. I wouldn’t mind having discussions with her about her work.
SolarPanelShipping - Clemont x Helioptile
I would never date a Helioptile, or any Pokémon for that matter. Also, Helioptile is more like a dish than a panel.
SpousalOptionsShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Bonnie x Jessica (XY) x Lena x Viola
I’m sorry, excuse me, but why is my sister included under a name titled “spousal options”? Also, why do they have to just be limited to being potential spouses? Why can’t they just be my friends? Well, except for Princess Allie, I don’t want to be anywhere near her, but you get the point, hopefully.
SqueezeShipping - Clemont x Bianca (BW)
I’ve never met Bianca, but I know she’s Professor Juniper’s assistant. I’m sure she’d be an interesting person to talk to for that reason.
StolenInventionShipping - Clemont x Wes
This guy stole a machine to save Pokémon that were treated like weapons? Well, I guess not all theft is evil…
StrawberryLemonadeShipping - Clemont x Mira
I’ve never met this girl, and I don’t know much about her really. This name is a little silly though, strawberry lemonade.
SuperCreepyShipping - Clemont x Conway x Bonnie
I don’t know what’s more creepy, this Conway guy, or the fact someone had to involve my sister in some nonsense regarding him.
SupremeMazeShipping - Clemont x Angie
I’ve never met Angie, but Ash has told me about her. From what he tells me, I wonder if she really saw him as just a friend or as more. I don’t know, a lot of people seem to really like Ash though.
SurprisedToSeeMeAshShipping - Clemont x Dawn x Iris x May x Misty x Serena
I guess this was a prediction of when we’d reunite with Ash. Well, my reunion with Ash wasn’t surprising, it was entirely planned by us.
SweetLadyShipping - Clemont x Ashley (Kanto)
That girl with the Pikachu? She was kind of cute, but Bonnie entirely embarrassed me too much to talk much afterwards by asking her to marry me. Wait…that was Ash?
SwitcherooShipping - Clemont x Lyn
Seriously? Lyn is a little girl, who seems to be the same age or maybe even younger than Bonnie. Wouldn’t this name work better for Bonnie and Lyn anyways, since they’re the ones who actually had the switch-up?
TechnopediaShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse
Eclairisse was just my teacher. It’s especially weird to pair me with her considering I was a very young child at the time of being her student.
TimidNatureShipping - Ash (Mirror) x Clemont
This Ash is way different from the Ash I know. He sure is sensitive, too. I don’t know if that would work out…
TinhYeuDichThucShipping - Ash x Clemont x Bonnie x Serena
True love? I hope you mean in a platonic way, because we are friends and Bonnie is my younger sister.
TrainOfThoughtShipping - Clemont x Ingo
This whole list could easily make one lose their train of thought. I’ve never met Ingo, but if he and Emmet are as strong as people say they are, I wouldn’t mind trying the subway challenge one day.
TransnistriaShipping - Clemont x Drew
Drew is an interesting Pokémon Trainer to say the least. He seems to focus both on being tough and being showy in Pokémon Contests all at once.
TrickingBeautyShipping - Clemont x Ursula
Ash told me about some of his friends rivals, and said that Ursula had learned of a nickname that gave Dawn insecurity and used it against her. That’s just low to be honest.
TrigonometryShipping - Clemont x Isaac (Ranger)
Another guy of science, huh? Well I’m sure he’d be a fun person to have conversation with, but I’ve never met the guy! Sorry.
TripleDateShipping - Alain x Ash x Clemont x Lilia x Mairin x Serena
A triple date? I don’t think I could hardly handle a one-on-one date, let alone a date with so many others around.
TroilisimShipping - Clemont x Eclairisse x Lilia
Seeing these two constantly on this list is getting really old really fast. Especially with Eclairisse.
TroubleshootShipping - Cassius x Clemont
Cassius is a bit old for me, and I’m not so sure he’s exactly my type anyways. But he is quite smart with how he handles the Pokémon Storage System in the kalos region.
UnderstandingScienceShipping - Clemont x Platinum
I’ve never met Platinum, but I know her mother is a scientist, so I wonder how much Platinum herself might know. I wouldn’t mind meeting her one day.
UnpleasantHaremShipping - Clemont x Princess Allie x Burgundy x Georgia x Miette x Ursula
Unpleasant is right…but I don’t think Miette belongs on this name, she’s actually quite nice. But if I have to see the word harem one more time on this list…
UnrequitedFeelingsShipping - Clemont x Serena x Chespin x Fennekin
Is this meant to imply that we have hopeless crushes on Serena and Fennekin? Wow. I really hope we’re almost done here…
UnusualHaremShipping - Clemont x Ashley (Kanto) x Ashley (Unova) x Bonnie x Bonnie (Mirror) x Princess Allie
Involving me with the idea of harem is unusual in and of itself, but what the fuck is this? Why? Why are both Bonnies involved here, too?
VoltageousShipping - Ash x Clemont x Iris
I don’t know if I could handle both of them in the same room, let alone in a polyamorous relationship. I think both of them combined might just be a recipe to drive me up the wall.
VoltBoltShipping - Clemont x Bonnie x Elesa
I don’t want to see my sister in anymore of these, please. Plus, Elesa is too old for both of us, too.
VoltSparkShipping - Clemont x Volkner x Bonnie
Seriously, what did I just get through saying? It goes one ear and out the other, just like that!
VoulezVousGlaceShipping - Ash x Clemont x Dawn x Serena
I’m not understanding if this is saying we should all be together, or if this is a double date scenario again. It’s hard to tell the difference at this point of the list.
WaterBatteryShipping - Clemont x Cissy
Ash told me about his Orange Islands gym challenge. Their gyms sound quite interesting and unique compared to the ones in other regions. I might even want to try it myself sometime.
WeirdHaremShipping - Clemont x Ashley (Kanto) x Ashley (Unova) x Bonnie x Bonnie (Mirror) x Serena
I’m convinced that half of these harem-related names were all made by the same individual, because way too many of them are very similar with only slight differences. And if that’s the case, talk about obsession.
WeirdInventionsShipping - Clemont x Professor Burnet
Professor Burnet is a bit too old for me, and she’s married. But I worked with her husband to make the Rotom Dex.
WetGlassesShipping - Ash x Clemont x Violet
This one just seems plain silly. I don’t even understand where Ash falls under this name.
WetwareShipping - Clemont x Marlon
A water-type gym leader from the Unova region. I don’t know about this one to be honest, he seems entirely too laid-back. He makes Ash look super serious in comparison.
WildSparkShipping - Clemont x Sapphire
Whoa! And I thought Y was a little overbearing! This girl seems much more frightening by a longshot! I’d hate to be on her bad side, that’s for sure…
WinampShipping - Clemont x Aria (anime)
Me and Aria? Extremely unlikely, to be honest. I don’t think I’d quite be her type, to be honest, and I don’t know her well outside of her involvement with Pokémon Showcases.
WirelessShipping - Clemont x Brigette
Brigette is definitely too old for me. I also don’t know her personally, but I know she helps her sister with transferring Pokémon.
WittyMexicanaShipping - Clemont x Mairin
What is the deal with this name? It seems a bit…off, somehow. Anyways, Mairin is a nice girl, but I think she’s more into Alain.
XYGenerationShipping - Ash x Brock x Clemont x Max x Bonnie x May x Serena
I think our traveling group would have been a bit too large if we all traveled together. It certainly would have been interesting though!
YellowBlondShipping - Clemont x Bonnie
Seriously? I’ve had enough of this. Bonnie is my little sister, and that is the only way I will see her, and that is the only way we should be viewed.
YoungCareShipping - Clemont x Normajean
I heard that this girl is kind of what led Brock to his decision to work on becoming a Pokémon Doctor. I bet it must have been a stressful moment though, having all those baby Pokémon poisoned.
YoungLectureShipping - Clemont x Natalie
Hahaha I think this girl would probably drive Bonnie crazy, to be honest. I heard that she was very rash and immediately would be a little too forward in lecturing others.
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Oh, is that all? Thank goodness, this list was a nightmare, and much longer than I thought! Bonnie and that other Bonnie were both mentioned like forty times on this list! Even just once is too much for me, but seriously? Wow. Anyways…now that I’m done here, I think I should get back to working on my latest invention.
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*From Pokémon: The Delta Chronicles
**From Pokémon: The Delta Chronicles
***This name was butchered as MénageÀTroisShipping whenever Neverending Romance was archived. I think it was named after the wine, so that’s what I corrected it to.
****I happen to actually like the ship between Clemont and Trevor, but I feel like someone named this one just to be the first, and I find the name to be a bit too ick to use seriously as a ship name.