Sirius was home alone. He didn't know where Remus was. His husband. It was already late. Almost 2 am. And then he hears the front door open.
Sirius walks to the hall and sees Remus. Remus didn't look like his normal, collected self. He was so drunk that he couldn't even walk straight, and had to take support from the wall.
Sirius crosses his arms over his chest. ‘’Where have you been?’’ He asks, trying to hide the amusement in his voice. ‘’I… I was… there?’’ Remus mumbles and tries to focus his gaze on Sirius' face.
‘’Where?’’ Remus pointing vaguely towards the door. ‘’There.’’ Sirius chuckles. ‘’since when have you been drinking alcohol?’’ Remus thinks for a moment. Then he takes a step closer to Sirius and almost falls. ‘’Since i decided that we need to get married.’’
Sirius raises his eyebrows. ‘’We are married. We have been about six years.’’ Remus grabs Sirius’ shoulder for support. ‘’We are?’’ He looks so confused that Sirius can't help but chuckle.
‘’I think it's better if you go to sleep, Moony.’’ Sirius grapes Remus' arm and starts to lead him towards the bedroom. They can't walk very fast because Remus almost falls every couple seconds.
After a while they get into the bedroom and Sirius lies Remus down on the bed, and then snuggles next to him under the covers. Remus wraps his arms around Sirius’ waist and looks at his face sadly. ‘’What's wrong darling?’’
‘’You are just so cute.’’ Sirius chuckles at Remus' sad expression. ‘’You're too cute Pads. I love you so much.’’ Tears start to stream down Remus’ cheeks. ‘’Oh my god… Moony! Why are you like this?’’ Sirius laughs.
‘’Don't laugh at me!’’ Remus sobs and Sirius laughs even harder. ‘’I'm sorry.’’ Remus pouts like a little kid.
‘’You wanna be my husband?’’ Remus asks after a moment. ‘’I am your husband.’’ ‘’You are?’’ Remus starts to sob again. ‘’Stop that! What's wrong with you?’’ Sirius laughs again.
After a moment sobbing Remus calms down. In a couple of minutes he is completely passed out in Sirius arms. Sirius just looks at him amused. Drunken Remus was amusing. New, but definitely amusing.