Iron Phoenix

Hey there, true believers, it’s your favorite Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, and boy, do I have a story for you! Picture this: Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man, ditches the billionaire-playboy routine to become a full-time dad! That’s right, Tony adopts little Harry Potter (yup, the wizard kid) after the Dursleys chuck him into an orphanage. As Tony dives into the superhero suit business, he realizes Harry's got more magic than a Vegas showgirl. So, with a mix of runes, reactor cores, and a healthy dose of "don't-tell-your-mom" shenanigans, they team up to make the world a safer, and dare I say, way more awesome place. Expect spells, suits, and snark in spades! It’s the crossover you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to live without. You're welcome.

Disclaimer: Alright, buckle up, kiddos! This is a totally non-canon, non-profit, zero-money-making mash-up of your favorite wizarding orphan, Harry Potter, and the billionaire genius playboy philanthropist, Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man. Now, let's get real for a second—Marvel Studios and the Harry Potter folks own these characters, so don't go all lawsuit-y on me. I'm just here to entertain you (and myself, obviously) with some magical shenanigans, heroic hijinks, and enough sarcasm to fill the Hulk's pants. No copyrights are harmed in the making of this fanfic! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, ‘cause it’s gonna be a wild ride.