wiseflower
A lot of these are from @bekkalupine on tiktok
They tell Remus stories from their time at school, all the times they got in trouble or annoyed a teacher so they are probably a part of the reason he's good at pranks
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When it was time to give Remus ‘the talk’ they had a full presentation ready which they added gay stuff into when he started talking about Sirius.
This also meant he found out way to much information about his Mums
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When Remus started talking about the friends he made on the train on his first day they could tell that he liked Sirius by the way he talked about him
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They were scared for him going to Hogwarts because of how people might treat him
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Remus calls them both mum but tries to avoid saying it in school but if he does say it they laugh it off as a joke. The only reason he doesn't say mum is so that people don't think he gets favoritism
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In 5th year the only people that knew they were his Mums were the marauders
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In his 5th year after the prank he spent a lot of his time in Minnies office or poppy’s office in the hospital wing so they ended up telling people that they were his parents (sort of)
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There was a few night when Remus was about 15 that Minnie or poppy would have friends over and when they were drunk they would start talking about sex and stuff like that, this usually happened around midnight right when if he was still awake Remus is looking for food so he always ended up walking in at the worst times and being traumatized
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Remus used to here his Mums talking bout order business and he would think they were some kind of criminal
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When Minnie taught Remus’ class she swore a lot because she know what they are like she also would let them swear because she knows that if hes allowed (which he is at home) Remus will swear in every sentence (he usually says fuck)
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Minnie and poppy became the therapist for all of Remus’ friends
Sirius rants about his parents, family, his brother and sometimes the boy he likes but he would never say a name (its Remus)
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When Remus goes to Minnie or poppy’s office he sits and rants about every little thing Sirius did that day from writing in class to smirking at Remus it could literally be anything and he’ll rant
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When Minnie teaches she usually gives her favourite class (Remus’) more experiment/practical work than writing because she know the writing is boring
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When Remus is in the hospital wing after a moon poppy lets the marauders sneak in after everyone leaves and just says they get there really early in the morning
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Even though they had been together for a long time and Remus new that Minnie and poppy pretended the kids got them together with jokes in classes and stuff like that
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When Remus was about 8 he cut off a chunk of his hair cause why not when Minnie and poppy found out this is how it went.
Poppy: Remus dinners ready come downstairs
Remus: i'll be down in a minute
Minnie: hey Remus go sit at the tabl- what happened to your hair
Remus: i cut it
Poppy: why did you do that
Remus: i wanted to
Minnie: you could have asked us to do it for you
Remus: but this way was more fun
Poppy: oh well i guess your hair can be like that for a while
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Remus struggles to keep his medicine down after a full moon and the moons start getting worse so poppy starts to bake all Remus’ favourite cakes/biscuits to put the medicine in and Minnie taste tests all the recipes
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One day while clean around the house Minnie and poppy found Remus’ diary sitting open when Minnie picked it up the name Sirius was everywhere