Until It's Jily (Kind Of Oneshots)

Hi guys! This is more or less the previous chapter's part two , so if you haven't already, go and check it out! Hope you enjoy!!!

If someone were to ask Remus Lupin who the hottest person alive was, he would most definitely answer that it was (David Bowie) his boyfriend, Sirius Black. To be fair, if someone asked most of the school who the hottest person alive was, they would point at Sirius. And even if that made Remus feel insecure sometimes, he tried to suck it up; after all these were the consequences of dating the hottest guy of the school.

Today though, trying not to get annoyed at the hordes of girls that fangirled upon his boyfriend in a Quidditch uniform torturing James was proving to be a challenge. Especially since said boyfriend was screaming from the top of his lungs.

''That's it James! C'mon we both know you can do better, stop being lazy, and try a bit harder!''

''You do realise I'm the captain here, right?''

''Well right now you sick ass isn't anything! C'mon, the match is in like five days! We need to beat Wendy or else they get the cup, and I would rather sell Wormy than allow it!''

Remus heard a sneeze and turned around to offer Lily a tissue.

''Thanks'' she replied, blowing her red nose. ''Stupid flu. I've been feeling worn out and gross all weekend.''

''Yah, me too.'' he replied. ''Plus, my boyfriend avoiding me doesn't help.''

Lily shrugged. ''You know he's just trying to save our chances of winning. James is already sick, we don't need an other hallucinating player. Although, I still don't get why they don't just replace him. The team has a back up seeker. Of course, I've heard he pulled some strings to get on the team, and is much worse than James, but he is so sick right now I don't think we can afford to be picky.''

Remus grinned. '' I am the back up seeker.''

Lily froze. ''Oh. Sorry?''

He shrugged. ''Nah, you're good. Truth is I did get on the team by a connection, but it wasn't even my idea! Sirius just wanted me close, so I can support him between half-times. Ι can't even play Quidditch! And even if I could, I'm as sick as James is right now.''

Lily coughed in response.

He thought for a while. ''And while we're at it, what are you doing here? I thought you weren't a big fan of Quidditch. I've litteraly never seen you watching the practice before.''

''Yeah, well, it's not like I have anything better to do. I've been banned from going to class or Hogsmeade, or seeing the girls. Potter and I have binge-watched a ton of seiries and movies, but it's kid of dull to watch them on my own, not to mention he would feel betrayed if I did that, so... I thought I could come and watch him play. ''

Remus shot her a suspicious glare. ''Right. Very rommate-ty of you.''

Right then, a group of six-years started giggling, pointing at the sky.

Lily noticed Remus making a face .

''They are so annoying right? I would gladly kick these bitches out of here.'' he paused noticing her shocked expression.

''Remus John Lupin!''

''What? They deserve it! They know he is my boyfriend. Not to mention how they basically undress J.F.K. with their eyes.''

She felt her cheeks burn. It was true though. James did have a lot of... admirers. ''Wait. J.F.K.? Is that Potter?''

''Yeah! Do you not know that nickname? It's actually his names's initialls. Stands for James Fleamond Kennedy.''

'' No, I didn't know that, actually! What can I say, Potter's just full of surprises...''

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Sirius Black wasn't sick (yet), but he was tired and pretty fed up.

Half the team was in the hospital and he seemed to be the only one who gave a shit and on top of everything his boyfriend was mad at him. Said boyfriend was now sitting on the bleachers with Lily Evans and they were apparently having a sneezing contest.

He sighed. Speaking of Evans, project Limes wasn't going excactly according to plan, but then again it was only days after their first kiss, which was by the way godsent and beyond any expectation him and Moony ever had. Now, even though he felt like he had to do something, he didn't know what would that be. Unless...

'' Prongs. Hey, Prongsie! J.F.K.!''

J.F.K. was currently sleeping on his broom, which was indeed impressive, but didn't look very pleased when Sirius woke him up.

''What? Is practice over? Did I miss the snitch?''

''No. Take off your jumper.'' whispered Sirius. James wasn't impressed.

''What? Are you nuts?''

''No. Do it.''

''Wha- No! It's freezzing outside and I have the flu!''

''Girls are watching.''

''Who? Professor Hoops or the bunch of six years? I'll pass, thank you.''

''You're never finding a girlfriend with an attitude like that.''

'' Padfood dear, I have a headache, a runny nose and a sore throat. I don't fell like flirting. And, frankly, I don't think another day of being single will make a difference.''

''We don't have time for nagging! Evans is watching''

''So? I don't think she'd be particularly thrilled to see me half naked''

''Oh, just gimme that J.F.K.!''

''Get your hands off my shirt S.O.B.!''

''I just want to see the tag so I know where it's from, and I can buy one too and we can be matching!''

'' I'm gonna hex you so bad you're...''

''Hey! What's going on here?'' Sirius looked down to see his boyfriend, arms crossed and what seemed like a threatening look on his face.

''Your boyfriend is trying to take my shirt off!''

''We were just playing around, I...''

''That's it. Family meeting now.'' Remus dragged Sirius from his ear.

''Moony babe, don't you think that's a little... OUCH! That hurt''

''Is practice over?'' Screamed a Chaser. ''Sweet action! Let's go!''

''What? No! No, you stay right there, I'll be back in a second I SAID DON'T LEAVE oh great, everyone's gone.''

''Including us! We're leaving.''

''No, babe, I can expl- J.F.K. POTTER DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE, I'M WATCHING YOU, you were saying?''

''And you'd better leave that broomstick here, cause you ain't using it soon!''

''Yes sir! PRACTICE POTTER, PRACTICE!''

And with these last words he and Remus vanished into the castle, leaving the quiddich pitch almost empty.

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''Still here Evans? I hope you wern't waiting for me!''

Lily turned around to see Potter smiling at her.

''I'm being serious. You should be upstairs, resting!''

''So should you! And don't worry about me, I'm actually doing a lot better!'' she said triumphantly, before sneezing. ''Ok, forget about it.'' They both laughed.

''Looks like everyone's left. Do you want to go too?''

James bit his lip and for a second she caught herself staring.

''You go ahead. I need to practice a bit more if I want to show up on Thursday.''

''Determined to win, J.F.K.?''

''I hope so- Who told you about that tormentous nickname?''

''Relax! We wouldn't want our president to crash down days before the match, right?''

''What am I gonna do? If I keep playing like this I'll probably end up like the president. Murdered. By Sirius.''

''I think you'll do just fine. C'mon, now, do an other round. I'll time you.''

''Really?''

''Well, you did sacrifise your health to keep me company. It's the least I could do.''

He gave her one of his famous wide-like-I-just-discovered-unicorns-exist-smiles. ''Okay. What is my time limit?''

She considered it for a while and then shrugged her shoulders.

''Impress me.''

James's sparkling eyes darkened, like she had just given him the challenge of his life.

''I bet I could do it in two minutes''

''Only? I'd give you four or five, but-''

She didn't manage to finish her sentance and Potter was already gone, flying on his broomstick so fast she could barely make out it was him. She couldn't lie. It was pretty amusing, seeing him, so concentrated, holding onto his broom with one hand like dear life, the other one waving at her. She reluctuntly waved back.

''So?'' He finally reached the bleachers, breathing heavily, with his glasses crooked and almost falling off his nose. ''How did I do?''

''Let's see... One minute and nineteen seconds?! Potter, that must be a new record!''

''What can I say? You're a good influence. Maybe you should come to practice more often!'' He said with a seductive voice.

''Maybe I should.'' She replied in the same voice and leaned over him. She smirked, pleased with herself when she saw James was getting nervous. ''You know I take Gryffindor's victories very seriously. Now that I think about it, maybe you should make me a back up Chaser.''

He finally got it after a few seconds and she watched his face drop.

''Oh my god! You should've seen your face!'' she managed to utter while laughing hysterically.

''That is not funny at all. I made Moony the back up seeker because of his skills!''

''Yeah right! I could probably beat him and I can barely hold a broomstick!''

''You know what? I agree with Remus. Too much quiddich practice isn't good for me. Let's go.''

''Do you think you can make me some more soup like yesterday?'' she asked while they headed towards the castle.

''I knew you liked it!''

''I admit it! It was good! Remus's nana knew what she was doing''

''Know what Evans? You may suck at quiddich, but for me you'll always be a Keeper''

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