3.- A game
-Mmh… Well, it's a nice surprise that you two fought Kurogiri, but a surprise it's a surprise. Now tell me, how did you do it?- Nezu ignored the tension in the room, while Chuuya looked at Dazai like a confused dog.
-Ohhh, well, Chibi and I are very strong, you know? But, he is very clumsy, so he didn't know we were fighting a villain.- Dazai putted his hands together, with a silly tone in his voice. Aizawa shuddered, with his eyes more open than before, and Nezu listened him like the sentence was a mystery to solve.
-I don't doubt that, but that was not the reason I asked that. What were you two doing there, stealing information?- The eyes of the principal shined with curiosity, and it suddenly felt like a game, with Chuuya and Aizawa being spectators of what the two geniuses would decide. And the two of them were having their own troubles with these.
Aizawa saw the child that he teached, all growed up, and at the same time, being the child he met. He was still so thin, a thing that made him worry. But, he was taller, and the thing that made him shake.
Dazai was alive.
Dazai was still standing with his cutted arms and the bandage on his eye, even though that meant that it was very probable he continued with his unhealthy habits. He was still standing with the little amount of food that he consumed, with his body more taller than before. He achived to have a friend out from Howards.
He was in Musufatsu, far from Yokohama, and from his live on house.
And Aizawa achieved to see his problem child again, with the possibility of saving him.
But with Chuuya, it was another story.
“If I didn't tell you, it's because I planned it! Now, let's get captured!”
What the actual fuck meant that?!
The only thing that he could think was that Dazai planned to infiltrate the HPSC was by the UA being tutors of something ( with that explaining the reason of why he studied some subjects or maths), and then, somehow, reached for an interview with the objective. How would they go to an interview? Or an agency? The questions in his head were floating, thinking about whta could be the plan. The only place that had permission to go to an agency was the Hero course, and there was a teacher from the UA documents that he readed…
Wait a minute…
Shitty Dazai, he needed to explain after this why he shouldn't kick or burn his ass.
And if he planned to be students, what excuses would he come from? They were going to say “We are from Yokohama and we want to infiltrate the HPSC because our boss ordained?”
It was ridiculous.
And then, our main players.
-Well, we did it because we are from Yokohama and we want to know all the secrets from the HPSC! We would love to know more about the hero society!- Dazai exclaimed with a sillier tone than before. And the two spectators thought the same thing, with different contexts.
“What the hell Dazai”
But, the principal kept smiling.
-I see… It can be pretty difficult to understand the rules from here if you don't know anything about here, but I think that in Yokohama is illegal too to steal information that civilians don't need to see.- Nezu made the next movement, without demonstrating signs of being overwhelmed.
-You are correct! I just thought that it would be interesting to feel the adrenaline of infiltration like on a movie mission! And, we also found interesting things.- Dazai smiled, soaking a little bit of his tea.
-If you refer to the stalking with students, I think that the parents agree with me for the security of the school with the attack from the USJ. We also implemented tracking devices in the uniforms, and they agreed too.- He answered with pride.
-Oh well! That is very good news, but that was not what I meant. I know you knew about the traitor, so why don't discuss that with the personnel or the HPSC? Why keep it to yourself?- Aizawa was more impacted than before, seeing the principal with shock. He put all his students at risk, with the trust of the school, with himself and the jobs of his coworkers, when he could have prevented it since the beginning?
And Chuuya was only thinking about how he should kill the mackerel in a painful way for being an idiot.
-...You know the infinite hotel paradox? It's a hotel that is infinite, but is full. If a person would want to ask for a room, how would you do it? The answer was that all the people would go to the next room next to them, and it would begin a cycle. Now… What would happen if, as the years pass, the people now know that everyday the hotel is full, but it can have more people if they just move? What could we do if someone suddenly died? The answer would be, that the hotel, after finding out that people will not have to move anymore, each day, or the hotel would collapse because of the habit of moving and not filling the room.-
Dazai reflected on the comment. Well, he knew the answer, but it looked like he was thinking about that. The “complex” paradox that Nezu compared with the question that he said, was because of an example of the hero society. How would the parents of the students react after finding out that one of their classmates was a traitor? Someone would probably quit, and then, more people would. With that, the UA would try to refill the class, but there should be a moment where there are no more people who would want to study in the school where the villains are searching problems. Then, after the villains point to more schools, there would be no more heroes studying, and equally, no more new heroes to the future until they don't exist. Except…
-And the armed children for the HPSC? What about them?-
-I don't bet that you two think what the HPSC would do, but I think that you don't know how far they would go if they had to take more soldiers… Literally. The quirks from Japan are not that strong compared with all the population of Japan, and with the villains that I think we are facing, there wouldn't be enough people with their strength to fight them. The HPSC would search for a replacement, and even if they found Yokohama, it would be inconvenient for the small group that exists. It wouldn't be a good replacement even if there were more people, because of the common factor than often they are so... Mentally different from here. So, what would happen if they took people who could arson a house, with a simple spell?- Aizawa felt his poker face falling, meanwhile knowing why he was here, even if he didn't understand the Yokohama part. The HPSC would take the children of Howards to defend the society, but that meant also the adults and…
It would ended in destroying all the magic society.
Dazai was already making a plan. It was obvious that the principal was planning to involucrate Snape here, probably not only to reveal the information, but also to made him realize that they were in the Port Mafia. It wasn't planned that Snape would be here to watch the conversation between him and Nezu, and made him see things like his intelligence.
But what could Snape do now? He was the youngest executive in the history of the Port Mafia, he couldn't do anything now.
(In the deep, he wanted to not involve the only adult that cared about him)
And if he would be his teacher, it would be funny to mess with him again.
- If you are telling us these, I think that you already deduce all our purpose for why we are here. So, what about a deal? We act like we are transfer students who will be here, and meanwhile that, we find the traitor. But, there will be one condition.- Dazai smiled, ignoring the confused Chuuya with a face of "What the shit is happening" and Snape with the meme of the soldier after the war.
-And what would that be?- Nezu was finishing this game.
-We want to be in the HPSC building and do what we want, without consequences for both of us and your school.- It was a tie. A deal.
-I agree. Just one thing...-
-What would it be?-
-Please, don't harm anyone, and that includes traumatizing them. I don't want to have calls from a therapist of what I have done.- Nezu said seriously, even with his smile.
-We understand, right C H U U Y A~.- Dazai saw the ginger, waiting to find out his confused dog searching for context, but he found a face that expressed something different.
"Why the fuck did we walked 20 minutes for the tunnels then?"