Wrong Number?
1:00 am
Call from Unknown Number- Declined
Call from Unknown Number- Declined
Call from Unknown Number- Declined
1:05 am
Unknown Number: Regulus I swear to god pick up the phone
Marlene: whos regulus?
Unknown Number: Stop fucking with me Reg
Marlene: whos this???
Unknown Number: It’s me, Dorcas. We’re outside.
Marlene: i sure fucking hope youre not
Dorcas??: We’re here to get you out of the house.
Marlene: look i don’t know who you are but I’m not regulus so check my number you probably mis-typed it.
Read at 1:14 am
8:07 am
Marlene: did you help your friend?
Dorcas??: Yeah, we managed to wake him up. Sorry for texting you.
Marlene: ur fine dw
Dorcas??: Yeah still though. Sorry if I woke you up.
Marlene: u didn’t i was awake
Read at 8:11 am
Marlene: is he ok??
Dorcas??: Yeah, he just has shitty parents. Helped get him out of their house.
Marlene: thats really nice of u. good that hes out now
Dorcas??: Yeah it’s good.
Marlene: sooooo….
Marlene: how old r u?
Dorcas??: You could be a serial killer.
Marlene: yeha but i dont know where u live?
Dorcas??: Hacking duh
Marlene: fine ill go first.
Marlene: im 19
Marlene: now do u trust me
Dorcas??: Not really but fine.
Dorcas??: I’m also 19.
Marlene: oh chill.
Marlene: wait if ur friend is ur age why did u have to sneak him out.
Dorcas??: Like I said his parents are dicks. Insisted he still live with them cause of some shit with his brother.
Read at 8:20
Dorcas??: So where do you live?
Marlene: serial killer much?
Marlene: jk
Marlene: im in england
Dorcas??: Oh you’re English…
Marlene: and irish but i live in england
Marlene: assuming u dont
Contact name changed to Dorcas
Dorcas: Of course not
Dorcas: I’m from France
Marlene: oh of course ur french
Dorcas: Excuse me? France is better than England!
Marlene: if it helps u sleep at night
Dorcas: It’s the truth
Marlene: sure
Marlene: changing ur contact to french fucker
Dorcas: Then yours is going to be Egotistical English
Marlene: thats the best u can do
Marlene: barely even makes sense
Marlene: expected better from u smh
Dorcas: Well I don’t know your name sooo
Marlene: smooth u french fucker
Marlene: its marlene
Dorcas: That’s a pretty name
Marlene: yeah well urs is cool
Marlene: dorcas
Marlene: nice name
Marlene: still french tho
Dorcas: Why do you hate the French so much?
Marlene: idk evreryone knows theyre pretentious fuckers
Dorcas: Well not all of us are.
Marlene: well yeah obvi ur not
Dorcas: Awwww
Dorcas: Are you growing fond of me?
Read at 8:34
Marlene: NO
Marlene: nvm u suck
Dorcas: Can’t take it back now
Marlene: yes I can
Marlene: u suck
Dorcas: 🙂
Marlene: hate you
Dorcas: No you don’t.
Marlene: ugh
Marlene: fine
Marlene:ur not the worst french persom ive ever met
Dorcas: You know other French people?
Marlene: yeah one of my mates used to live there
Dorcas: Oh cool.
Marlene: why u jelly?
Dorcas: Jelly?
Marlene: jealous
Marlene: cause i know other french people
Dorcas: No.
Dorcas: Just not many French people go to England
Dorcas: So it’s like kinda weird
Dorcas: Like leaving France and going to England of all places
Dorcas: Y’know?
Marlene: i think more people should
Marlene: its pretty sick here
Dorcas: Hmmm is it?
Marlene: yeah we have like all the cool stuff
Marlene: monuments
Marlene: museums if u like them
Marlene: awesome food
Marlene: the list goes on and on
Dorcas: Well maybe I’ll have to visit sometime.
Marlene: u should
Marlene: u will never want 2 leave
Dorcas: Is that your plan to keep me there?
Marlene: >:)
Marlene: youve figured out my masterful plan
Dorcas: To lure me in with museums, food and monuments?
Marlene: dont forget the gorgeous people
Dorcas: Oh of course
Dorcas: Most important part of the plan.
Marlene: ;)
Marlene: ok gtg my lecture doesnt allow phones
Marlene: ttyl
Dorcas: Talk to you later Marlene :)
Read at 8:57
6:07
Marlene: i hate liiiife
Dorcas: Why? What’s life doen to you?
Dorcas: *done
Marlene: lit had the longest practice of my life today and im going to be so sore tomorrow
Dorcas: Oh what sport do you play?
Marlene: hockey
Marlene: training started up again last week
Marlene: and like i keep in shape but the coaches are harrrd on us
Dorcas: Oh no way
Dorcas: I ice-skate
Dorcas: We kind of hate hockey players
Marlene: yeha we kind of hate ourselves too
Marlene: lol
Dorcas: Any other reason for life sucking?
Marlene: yeah i had a loooong lecture today
Marlene: like 3 hours
Marlene: and then my uni professor gives us an essay to do
Marlene: like 4 pages or some shit
Marlene: and its due like next week
Marlene: for a biiiiig grade
Dorcas: Oh i hate it when teachers do that
Dorcas: My English proffessor just did that to me.
Marlene: omg english essays are the worst
Marlene: mahbe i just hate englush teachers
Marlene: this essays actually for french
Marlene: thats why its sucky
Marlene: cause its 4 pages in french
Dorcas: Do you need any help?
Dorcas: Not to brag but you know I am fluent in French
Marlene: omg that would actually be amazing
Marlene: i can help u with the english one?
Dorcas: that’d be great
Dorcas: Shockingly I’m not the best at English.
Dorcas: like I know basic stuff but it’s the expressions that get me
Marlene: oh shit has my typing been hard to understand?
Dorcas: I mean yeah a little bit it’s also been helpful for conversation
Dorcas: You use a lot of abbreviations
Marlene: oh yeah I do
Marlene: I’ll try to use less
Dorcas; No you’re good.
Dorcas: I like how you type
Dorcas: It’s very you
Marlene: Awww I’m blushing thanks 😊
Dorcas: No problem
Dorcas: Ok I’ve got to write my paper
Marlene: okkk
Marlene: text me if you need any help
Dorcas: I will
Dorcas: Talk to you later Marlene
Marlene: talk to you later dorcas
Marlene: :)
7:00 pm
Mary: marlsssss
Marlene: whaaaaat?
Mary: did u start the essay 4 french
Marlene: not yet but im getting help later
Mary: oooooo from Sirius
Marlene: actukkly no lol
Marlene: remever that number who randomly called me about some French guy
Mary: no
Mary: tell me ur not still texting a completely random stranger from fucking france
Marlene: oopsy
Marlene: we just started chattingggg
Marlene: and u know how I ammmm
Mary: have y’all at least called so u know theres no catfishing going on
Marlene: nooooo
Marlene: not yet
Marlene: but I trust them
Marlene: idk why
Marlene: plus I’m gonna help her with learning English
Mary: not even going to bring up the trust comment
Mary: wait it’s a girl
Mary: a French one
Mary: ur screwed
Mary: sry not sry
Marlene: im not thaaaat obsessed with wkmen
Mary: when women speak French ur dead tho
Mary: remember that one girl from school
Mary: Amelia or smt
Mary: she had transferred and you were like whatever I dont care but then the moment you heard her accent ur ears perked up like a dog and u volunteered to show her round school
Mary: and then u made out w her
Marlene: yeah bc she was hot
Marlene: not bc she was french
Mary: sureeee
Mary: well im asking sirius
Marlene: u do that
Mary: I will 😤
Mary: also omfg lils is killing meeeee
Marlene: what now?
Mary: well u missed movie night (still bitter) but she ws like cuddli with me
Mary: like Im talking full head on shoulder hands intertwined laying on esvjotjer
Marlene: oh shit
Marlene: and yall still have that joke going
Marlene: abojt being in love
Mary: yes 😭
Mary: dinner before movie was crazzyyyyy
Mary: she like out her hadn ob my thigh
Mary: i definitely jumped a bit
Mary: and then she fed mea chip
Marlene: you are a stronger woman than me
Marlene: I would have kissed her the second that hand touched my thigh
Mary: i wanted to girl
Mary: ok uv distracted me long enough
Mary: i actually shot to workjas on my essay
Mary: so go kiss ur french girl
Marlene: u go kiss lily
Mary: touche
Mary: see look at my french im so cool
Mary: ok bye
Marlene: so cool
Marlene: byeeeee