Useless Lesbians

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Useless Lesbians
Summary
Hermione Granger, the know it all, the golden girl, the princess of Gryffindor. The useless lesbian. In fourth year after the Yule Ball she realizes she’s not exactly straight. Sure she thinks that boys are “cute” but objectively. It’s not like she wants to have sex with them. No. What she wants is to feel a woman, a soft, holdable woman, and she gets her.
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There's a pot o' gold is there?

-In an empty classroom a few days after the debacle with Ron-
“I can’t believe you lied to me Catherine!” Catherine is staring at Pansy trying not to cry. “You lied about so much. You didn’t even tell me you hurt yourself!” Pansy is screaming at Catherine.
“Shhh love. You’ll be okay.” Hermione glides her hands along Catherine’s breasts. Pansy glares at Catherine. “You lied to us. You got angry with us.” Hermione flicks Catherine’s nipples. Catherine whines softly. Pansy grabs Catherine’s chin. “Don’t you dare whine at me again. You are beyond in so much trouble. You lied to me. You didn’t tell me what was wrong.” Pansy growls frustratedly. Catherine stares at her. “I’m supposed to be the strong one. I’m not supposed to need-” Pansy grabs Catherine’s face. “We are in this together. Understand? The three of us are standing by one another. Don’t keep something like this from me again.” Pansy lays her head on Catherine’s chest. “If I had told you, you would’ve hated me. You know my parents don’t like the thought of us together. They think I should pursue my studies, not women. I know you’re angry with me but please. Don’t hate me.” Catherine sobs. “It was an accident. I didn’t mean to hurt myself, it just all got to be too much.” Hermione grabs Catherine’s face. “We know that. All Pansy is asking is that you don’t keep things from us. We love you a lot and so we want you to be safe.” Catherine hides her face in Hermione’s chest. “I’m sorry for lying and keeping things from you.” Hermione strokes Catherine’s hair as Pansy still looks angry. “You treat me like I am fragile when you are nearly killing yourself!” Catherine looks guiltily at Pansy. “Clean yourself up and meet us in our room.” Catherine nods shakily as Pansy and Hermione silently leave. Leaving Catherine to clean herself up quickly. Catherine tries to be quiet as she leaves the classroom but stumbles over a bucket that was left in the halls and it clatters to the ground. “Shit.” Catherine takes off running and reaches Pansy and her dorm. Pansy is half undressed while Hermione’s ass is completely out and she’s headed to the bath. “Did I miss something? I thought I was gonna be in trouble and not get rewarded.” Hermione smirks. “You get to look and not touch at all. Yourself or us.” Catherine looks put out. “Don’t do this to me Mione. It’s not fair to me.” Catherine’s brogue comes out. “Mione ye cannae do this to me!” Hermione looks shocked. “What the- The hell Catherine?” “It’s Caitriona not Catherine. I use Catherine because it’s all you bloody English can pronounce. You even have trouble with my surname! How bloody hard is it to say oh-leer-e!” Pansy looks shocked. “You didn’t tell me your name was Caitriona. I’ve known you since first year! Why the hell am I only hearing about this now!” Catherine looks sheepish. “You made fun of kids with different names. You said they sounded weird.” Pansy’s face screws up in a frown. “I suppose I did say that. It’s a beautiful name besides.” “It’s pronounced kuh-tree-nah.” Hermione looks at Catherine thoughtfully. “Can we call you Caitriona?” “It would make me really happy if you did.” Pansy still looks flabbergasted. “We have been shagging for years and this is the first time I’m hearing that your real name is Caitriona!?!?!?!?!” Catherine looks at Pansy sheepishly. “I didn’t mean to keep it from you there just never seemed like a good time to bring it up.” “That’s not an excuse.” Catriona looks sheepish. “Just let it go and we’ll forget about it. Maybe a bath will make it better.” Catriona tries to lead Pansy to the tub. “I don’t need your help, thanks.” Hermione walks over to Catriona and takes her arm so Catriona doesn’t feel useless. All three of them climb into the tub and stare at each other but Pansy snatches Catherine’s arm to look at her scars. “I never want to see these again.”

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