Useless Lesbians

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Useless Lesbians
Summary
Hermione Granger, the know it all, the golden girl, the princess of Gryffindor. The useless lesbian. In fourth year after the Yule Ball she realizes she’s not exactly straight. Sure she thinks that boys are “cute” but objectively. It’s not like she wants to have sex with them. No. What she wants is to feel a woman, a soft, holdable woman, and she gets her.
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Hogsmeade

Catherine cuddles Pansy to her chest. “What do you think of Granger?” “That uptight bitch?” “Yes that uptight bitch Pansy Parkinson. Be nice.” “She’s hot but she sure as hell doesn’t like women. Have you seen how she fawns over Scarhead and Weasel?” “I don’t know, Pans. She’s pretty gay to me.” “And how the fuck do you figure this?” “I ate her out before you came in.” Pansy huffs. “Am I sitting in her juices?” “Likely.” Catherine kisses Pansy so she won’t complain. “Shhh she liked it.” “Doesn’t mean I have to like it. She’s not gay guaranteed.” Catherine kisses Pansy’s forehead. “Sweetheart, she is very intrigued. Maybe you should join us the next time she comes seeking release. Pansy rolls her eyes and drapes her arm across Catherine’s breast. “Don’t say things like that and not follow through.” “I’ll have her in my bed by tomorrow.” “Don’t be so sure.” “I will Pans.” Pansy rolls her eyes and snuggles into Catherine’s breasts. “Gentle love,” Catherine chides. “My breasts are already tender love.” Pansy rolls her eyes and snuggles into Catherine’s breasts making her wince. Catherine flicks Pansy’s cheek. “Stop it, Pansy Persephone Parkinson.” Pansy pouts at being called by her full name. “Go to sleep, love. We have an early morning tomorrow.” “I don’t want to. It’s so much better to stay up.” “My love, we are going to Hogsmeade tomorrow. Just sleep now and all will be well tomorrow. Who knows, maybe Ms.Granger will pay a visit to our dorm tomorrow.” Pansy rolls over and ignores Catherine’s commentary. “If you’re going to pout my love you need to go back to your bed.” Pansy glares at Catherine as she climbs out of Catherine’s bed and into her own. “Don’t come find me tomorrow.”

 

The next morning before they head to Hogsmeade

Catherine goes to find Pansy and Pansy ignores her.

“Pansy Persephone Parkinson, turn your adorable ass around right now and come give me a kiss.” Pansy begrudgingly turns around and walks directly into Hermione. “Well well well. If it isn’t my two favorite lesbians.” Catherine says mockingly. Hermione whips around to see Catherine wearing a black t-shirt that is v cut and hangs on her curves. She is also wearing black jeans and doc martens. “Pansy, my love, you owe me a kiss I believe. Pansy walks to Catherine pouting. “Do not pout, love. It doesn’t suit you.” Catherine gently kisses Pansy although not before grabbing her ass. Pansy gasps. “You naughty bitch.” Catherine cackles and plants her hand firmly on Pansy’s ass. Hermione blushes darkly just staring at them and how comfortable they are in being queer. “C’mere Hermione. I want some sugar from you too.” Catherine calls out. Pansy glares at Hermione. Catherine squeezes Pansy’s thigh. “Let her have some love too. We can share my love. Hermione. Here. Now.” Hermione slowly walks over. “Why are you doing this?” “Because darling I want you. You and Pansy are mine now.” Hermione stares at Catherine shocked. “Are you mentally deficient!?!? No of course you can’t be. Your grades prove that much. Leave me alone. Don’t come near me again.”

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