Chapter 2
Harry let in the sobbing red head and the bloke with the fugly ass glasses. The shop was nice and clean, everything put away and here he was with a raging kill boner. but was he attending to said boner? no, he was attending to the Mentally ill couple who thought he was their son. He truly wondered when was he getting awarded for this kind of work
"So you came to find your son?" Harry tried convincing the looney people, his eyes shifting towards their clothes. robes, an interesting choice of course but not one he would make, no they stick out too much, they were clearly magick’s who had too much time for themselves. The red headed woman let out a sob and tried to pull him into a hug. but he was quick to avoid the crazy bitch.
"Oh Harry I'm so sorry" the woman let on another sob and tried to pull herself together but just couldn't "We are your parents" she said trying to gain some sympathy from him, besides he already knew his story, how he was born and everything and that didn't include a red headed cry baby and an ugly brunette.
"I already have a mother so you must be confused" Harry stopped and grabbed his tarot cards, getting ready to at least get some money from them. The man with the glasses began to cry too and made his way closer to Harry. his eyes already confessing his intention, he was also probably going to try to lie to him as if he would ever believe it. but unexpectedly the man reached for the bag his wife had. "Lily show him the pictures" The man said, his voice carrying on the tone of heartbreak, it did make Harry feel a little bad but nothing too serious
Regrettably at this point Harry was no longer feeling himself as much as he was before, not really in the mood to jerk off or really do anything. so he decided to see these pictures, the worst it could happen would be to just kill those two. although the idea felt kind of enticing he really did not feel like that was a good idea. fuck the alcohol was already messing up his brain.
Lily, fished out some pictures from her purse, moving pictures, so they must be magick’s , he had not met any yet and this did not feel like a good introduction into this world. Harry took one good look at the pictures that Lily handed him, there were two babies and while one was obviously not him, the other one, well they shared a Striking resemblance, one he had never seen before. It wasn't his pitch dark hair, nor his deadly green eyes, it was a birthmark, on his right hand, to which instinctively he tried to hide. Harry's eyes widen as he tried to adjust to the reality he was now finding himself in.
Harry flipped through all the pictures, taking the chance to look at every single detail, they ranged from since he was born, lily holding him and his sibling, to where he must have been a little over a year.
Tears started to stream from his eyes, and while it pained Harry to admit he started to, cry? It felt even weird to think about, but oddly fitting for him to do so. "Is this true?" His voice came out meek, he already knew the answer but he might as well get confirmation. His eyes ran from Lily to the brunette man over and over again.
Lily let out another sob and hugged him, and a second later Harry could feel the man hugging him too. They all cried for a few minutes and after that they separated. "Could you-" Harry started, but he had to gulp down another sob "Could you tell me how I ended up not with you?"
Both Lily and the man looked at each other "James" Lily started "Could you please explain for me I don't think I can" And so James started telling him the story of how he ended up with... the Dursleys?
Any way the story goes that at that moment, when Harry was experiencing his second Halloween, they got news that he was a squib. Which they mentioned to Harry was someone without magic, which would have been fine. if there wasn't a war back then. yeah a fucking war. Guess Magick’s were that crazy to have a war with each other. In this war there were two sides, those who sided with a man named Voldemort and those who were against him. Unluckily for him, this Voldemort dude was kicking their asses. and the kicker. he wasn't a squib at all.
he was Apparently the chosen one or something. " so let me get this straight. you left me willingly with your sister. Which by the way sounds like a bitch " lily looked Offended but Continued before she could start." thinking I didn't have magic and left me on the doorstep at night. without knocking or telling her and just left a note. kept my twin thinking she was the chosen one and years later you found out that Senile old man Dumbledore just kinda guessed and he was wrong. so now your back for me so i can play Savior? " they looked at him and tried to bullshit him. Saying it wasn't like that at all.
But harry looked into their minds and was now feeling Righteous anger at them for leaving him and wanting him to play the good boy and kill moldyworts or whatever is name was. And give the Credit to his twin! He saw that his twin was an Idiot. Because they kept getting their ass kicked in fights, Destroy nearby buildings, c's and 'b's in classes, kept getting kidnapped and so on. How were they thinking that would work? We didn't look all that alike! Harry had curly black hair, green eyes, Tan, glasses, soft Features from lily, slim waist and straight nose.
His twin had wavy blonde hair, brown eyes, pale, tits, a bit chubby, and her nose was smaller then his. and she was shorter then him. and not to Mention she's a girl. how in the nine hells did they think this was going to work? was I Supposed to show up in her clothes and beat them? was I supposed Pretend I was her but in a fucking Potions Mishap and she's now a boy and Competent?
What the hell were they thinking?? Harry’s mouth was a gape from shock. They ruined a beautiful moment with their idiocy and greed. Harry took a step back and glared at them.“ I hope you know I’m not doing a drag show for your cult friend’s and your leader. Just to defeat some wannabe dictator “ harry watched James sink in to his chair while lily dabbed away her tears. “ we know it’s a bit much to learn in one day. And it’s also a big ask but please, we know we made a mistake. We want to make up for it and take you home. Please harry… “
He looked at them with an uneasy expression. He rubbed his arm feeling anxious. “ I’ll ask my other mom and we’ll see what come’s of it. “ lily and James nodded at him, lily gave him her phone number while giving him a warm smile. She told him to give them a call when ever he needed to.
As they left out the door giving harry a moment of silence. He let out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding in. “ I’ll talk to mom when she gets home. “ harry felt both emotionally and physically exhausted after that revelation of events. He walked up to his bath room. Cleaned himself up, brushed his teeth and went to sleep. He’ll deal with all that shit tomorrow. And here he thought he was going to have a great day. Mom gone, a bitchen party, drinking, hot girls and guys, he got to kill some assholes. Everything was going so good before this, Fuck me sideways...