Eddie baby
One night at Ed Sheeran’s division tour, a certain figure stood out from the crowd. He was tall and scaly, a real dragon of a man. Buff and handsome. During several songs Ed made eye contact w him and was in awe. He secretly sang Perfect towards him on purpose.
He had one of his security agents escort him to the green room after the show, so they could meet.
“Hey I’m Mushu, is this the right room?” He asked realizing who Ed was. “Wait surely not, I’ll go.”
“N-no please! I wanted to meet you. Please come in, I have a chocolate fountain and lots of cool stuff in here.”
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“O-Oh.. then if you insist..” Mushu said with a wide, toothy grin. For the next few hours, Ed and his new bestie drank straight from the chocolate fountain and talked about everything you can imagine.
“E-Ed..” Mushu said, sounding a little uneasy.
“Yes? What’s the matter bbg?”
And all of a sudden he leaned forward, kissing the big hunk of a fiery headed man.
Ed blushed. “Oh Mushu, I’ve waited so long for this moment!”
“Me too Eddie,” he replied
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They both turn and walk to opposite sides of the room so they can run and do a dramatic run jump and kiss together. After making out for several months Ed had some news.
“Mushy I- I have to tell you something”
“What is it baby gorl” Mushu said while looking into Ed’s sparkling orbie borbies.
“I-I-I’m” he then pulls a Bella Swan and Debbie Ryan and tucks his hair behind his ear “I’m pregnant with your child”
“WHAT HOW COULD THIS BE” Mushu said
“We held hands”