Sad depressing or something idk yass
On a dark and dreary night, edward cullen was wondering the forest and ran into a beautiful hot amazing sexy man. They both noticed an instant connection and began moving closer. Till eventually they were touching shoulders. Edward confessed his undying love for Barnes even though they met 5 minutes earlier. The love was unmatched, which then led them to
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partay it up in the drug store while pooping in their pants because the booty fairies were throwing poop dust onto them.
"Eddie baby, you are glowing" said Bennyboo
"Yeah i tend to do that sometimes tehe" said Eddieward looking at his lushes locks of butt hair falling out of his shorts.
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They then started robbing the store and stealing all the goodies. After they got everything they ran out and both became vampires but with an unfortunate turn of events the sun came out and they all like died or something sad.