How we choose to live (english version)

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How we choose to live (english version)
Summary
Just to clarify, this is just another idea that I hope will inspire someone to write a fic for me to read S2What would happen if an OC of Naruto, a former Hokage, was reincarnated in the Harry Potter universe? Well, then the wizarding world would see what a paper-nin (a medic-nin and a master of seals) could do when his Will of Fire is put to the test.A war against a megalomaniac and his private army? This seems more like a deja-vu from Danzo (may he rest in hell). No matter the world, it seems that Lyra will always have to be the one to take out the trash.
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Chapter 18

Lyra:

Lyra didn’t have a proper instructor for the Muggle fighting classes she proposed for the second club. While she managed to convince Professor Quirrell, the Muggle Studies teacher, to supervise, it was clear he wouldn’t know physical activity if she drew it for him—judging by his entirely unimpressive physique.

It only took mentioning it was a Muggle sport, similar to Quidditch, to pique his curiosity enough to agree. There was, of course, some gossip about how the Heiress of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black could possibly know anything about Muggle culture. But Lyra always took immense pleasure in reminding everyone that her father had been disowned for being a Muggle-loving rebel.

Her father’s rebellious past was an incredibly convenient alibi.

The Muggle-born students could claim the club was focused on some sort of martial art like karate, judo, or something of the sort. Just a sport. Of course, that idea wouldn’t hold up for long if any of them actually attended the classes.

They didn’t.

No one signed up, except for Fred, George, and—after some convincing—Percy, Charlie, and Bill. It was likely due to the lack of a proper teacher. News that Lyra herself would be leading the classes scared everyone off—no one wanted to be taught by someone their own age or younger.

Dumbledore had a smug little smile on his face about it, and oh, Lyra absolutely took it as a challenge.

She began paying close attention to the students and their interactions. Lyra had a knack for blending into the background, making it easy to notice what others preferred to keep hidden.

She found her first candidate in the library.

A Slytherin girl, Concordia Pickering, whom Lyra vaguely remembered sharing a boat with on their way to the castle. Concordia was a half-blood, which apparently was a huge problem in the Snake House. Her housemates were constantly harassing and insulting her whenever there weren’t many witnesses around.

Lyra could’ve hexed the offenders, but that wouldn’t solve the problem in the long term. She wouldn’t always be around. She couldn’t protect Concordia in the Slytherin dormitories.

Concordia needed to learn how to defend herself and earn respect within her House.

It might’ve been a bit harsh to impose on a child, but Lyra was working on a tight timeline. She needed someone in every House to spark the changes she envisioned. She had no idea where Harry or Draco—or the other kids, for that matter—would end up.

What if Harry was sorted into Slytherin?

“You should join my Muggle Studies club,” Lyra said when the boys tormenting Concordia finally left, and the girl turned, surprised to find someone there.

“No, thank you,” she replied, her voice dripping with disdain and her expression holding the kind of haughty arrogance that masked embarrassment.

“We’re learning to fight like Muggles, without wands,” Lyra explained, ignoring the refusal entirely. “It could be useful for you.”

“Oh, as if you care,” Concordia snapped, her irritation clear. “Did you enjoy the show?”

“Do you think my interference would’ve helped you?” Lyra countered with a mocking tone of her own. “Even if I’d hexed every one of those boys, what do you think they’d do to you the moment you stepped into the Slytherin common room? Or while you’re sleeping, defenseless? Don’t be naïve—this isn’t a war other people can fight for you.”

Concordia narrowed her eyes but stayed silent. She knew, deep down, that Lyra was right, even if she didn’t want to admit it. All she really wanted was for someone to care.

“Learning Muggle fighting won’t fix my problem,” Concordia said finally.

“Want to bet on that?”

***

Aside from Concordia, Lyra managed to recruit girls from the other Houses as well. They were all first years.

They were girls because the boys (except for her Weasleys, who knew her) had egos far too fragile to accept learning how to fight from a girl. But that was fine—she could use this as an opportunity to shatter the myth of the so-called "weaker sex," as she had heard some people say.

It would be incredibly satisfying to see how these young wizards coped with magical girls trained in combat like kunoichi. She hoped that the performance of her new students clubmates would improve enough to attract more participants in the coming years.

Concordia (Cordia) Pickering from Slytherin.
Griselda (Gris) Alderton from Ravenclaw.
Hayley (Halie) Perks from Hufflepuff, her new dormmate who wanted to show solidarity in Lyra’s endeavor.

As for Gryffindor, she already had the Weasleys and didn’t see the need to recruit anyone else from there.

The first session was scheduled in an unused classroom, and Lyra convinced the twins to help her create a situation that would prevent Quirrell from attending as a chaperone. It was easier than she expected—a simple boil-inducing hex sent him straight to the infirmary for the afternoon.

She hoped she wouldn’t have to get rid of him every time. With any luck, he’d eventually lose interest and just let them carry on as they pleased.

Lyra didn’t need an adult hovering over her, telling her what she could or couldn’t teach. Telling her some moves were "too dangerous" or that they didn’t need to know how to reset a broken bone or dislocated limb without magic.

Sure, that kind of knowledge had been essential in her previous life. Here, maybe not so much. But it was far from useless, and eventually, she’d make them all learn it. Just... not yet.

The first class had to make an impression. She needed to show them why they should keep coming back. After all, Lyra had to ensure the club maintained a minimum number of participants after the first month, or the project would be scrapped—and Dumbledore would love that, the smug bastard.

Bill raised his wand instinctively, adopting what Lyra recognized as a dueling stance—a bad one. Years of training had taught her to spot weak positions.

It was a lesson she had drilled into Harry, Draco, and Sirius over the years. Her father, in particular, had struggled to unlearn years of bad habits but was improving. The kids had it easier, learning things the right way from the start.

Bill, Charlie, and Percy, however, had spent most of their time at Hogwarts and focused on their own interests during holidays. None of the Weasleys—or even Hermione—had joined her training sessions because their parents deemed it "too violent" and thought they already spent too much time at Grimmauld Place.

The kids didn’t complain; they were glad to keep some free time in their schedules.

Draco and Harry resented it for a while, but they soon realized they were gaining an edge. They would be the best duelists at Hogwarts (after Lyra) when they finally enrolled, and the idea of outperforming their classmates in front of everyone filled them with anticipation.

Fred and George, despite their mother’s ban, occasionally visited Grimmauld Place. During these visits, Lyra made sure to teach them what Harry and Draco were learning. While their progress was slower due to irregular sessions, it was better than nothing.

The twins, for instance, immediately noticed that Bill’s stance wasn’t ideal.

When Percy gave the signal to start the duel, Lyra moved.

She darted forward, dropping to her knees and sliding across the floor like one of the rock stars her father admired. Bill couldn’t aim his wand at her in time—a glaring weakness of wizard dueling: it relied entirely on medium-to-long range combat.

The moment she closed the distance, the advantage was hers.

A swift kick to the back of his knees sent Bill sprawling. His grip on his wand loosened, and Lyra seized the opportunity to snatch it away, immediately turning it against him.

Incarcerous!” she called, ropes shooting from the wand to bind Bill securely.

She turned to Percy expectantly, waiting. But the boy was too stunned, staring at his defeated brother. Percy had always idolized Bill, and it was clearly difficult for him to see his hero lose.

“Uh, Percy?” Bill’s voice broke through the silence, snapping his brother out of his daze.

“Oh! Right, Lyra wins,” Percy declared, and Lyra released the spell, letting the ropes vanish.

She scanned the room, meeting everyone’s eyes—not one in particular, but all of them at once. Now she had their attention. Now they were curious about what she could teach.

“What are the weaknesses of fighting with magic?” she asked the group.

The expectant silence was finally broken by Griselda, the Ravenclaw.

“You have to aim for your target to cast a spell,” she said. “You kept moving, which made it hard to hit you.”

“Correct. What else?”

“He barely moved,” Charlie said thoughtfully, flushing as the group turned to him for elaboration. “I mean, you moved a lot, but Bill stayed still. I guess most wizards don’t move much when they fight... which seems like a weakness now.”

“Indeed, a weakness easy to exploit if you know how,” Lyra agreed, satisfied. “Magic is useful for long and medium-range combat, but it becomes significantly less effective at close range. Even so, relying solely on magic is not a smart strategy. Your wand is just a piece of wood. It’s easy to break.”

The purebloods stared at her, stunned by the simple, obvious truth they’d never really considered. The Muggle-borns, on the other hand, seemed to take it in stride, as if they had already suspected as much.

“If you’re up against an opponent with the advantage, you’ll want to disarm them—or break their wand to remove them from the fight. If you can hold onto it, even better. Spare wands are always useful,” she explained. “In a fight, you won’t always have the chance to cast the perfect spell. Some curses require specific counters, and if you’re facing multiple opponents, you can’t create multiple shields. In combat, your best defense is not getting hit: keep moving.”

“It’s not like we’re going to a battlefield,” Percy muttered, frowning.

“The battlefield isn’t the only place you might face multiple attackers, Percy,” Lyra replied smoothly. “Bill, as a Head Boy, how often are incidents of student violence one-on-one?”

“Rarely,” Bill admitted grimly. “It’s usually a group targeting one student.”

Lyra nodded once before turning back to Percy.

“Your mother says you have good grades and follow the rules. I imagine you’ll make a fine Prefect someday. Do you like that idea?”

“Of course—it would be an honor,” Percy said, straightening up.

“Then I suggest you learn to fight well enough to protect the students under your care.”

“Most Prefects don’t need to...” Percy hesitated.

“Do you plan to be like most Prefects, then? I thought you wanted to be the best.” Lyra raised an unimpressed brow. “It takes more than intelligence to enforce rules and uphold rights. It takes strength. Without that, you’ll be just like every other Prefect before you, and the violence will continue right under your nose because no one fears losing House points or detention. But no one wants the humiliation of losing a fight.”

She was speaking to Percy, but everyone was listening. They understood her now, eyes glinting with interest and ambition.

Everyone wants to be strong. Power was tempting, and that’s exactly what Lyra offered them.

“Classes will be exhausting. Don’t expect to learn this the same way you learn everything else. It’s not just waving your wand. It’ll take weeks before you see progress, months before you actually learn something, and years to become truly skilled,” she warned. “But with the average wizard’s level of physical combat skills—which is honestly pathetic—you should be able to defeat most after just a few months.”

The kids exchanged speculative looks.

“All right, I’m in,” Bill said with a shrug, grinning at Lyra.

The others agreed after that.

***

"Why did you agree? I thought you'd want to focus on your NEWTs," Lyra said once it was just her and Bill left.

He shot her a sidelong glance, looking amused.

"You think I don't know you can beat Uncle Sirius in a duel? I know I can learn something from you, and I'd be an idiot not to take the opportunity." At her questioning look, he elaborated, "I talked to your dad during Quidditch practices over the summer. He’s really proud of you, but he’s also worried. Said you might get too confident and start picking fights at Hogwarts. He asked me to keep an eye on you. So that’s part of it too."

Lyra felt her cheeks burn as she looked away.

"You don’t need to worry. I can take care of myself."

"Oh, really? So you didn’t need me to defend dark magic that day in the Great Hall?" he asked, feigning an innocent expression. "I figured my little public stance might’ve turned some students in your favor."

If possible, her face grew even hotter.

"That was helpful," she admitted at last. "I didn’t think you’d noticed."

"I might not be as cunning as a Slytherin, but I’m not that oblivious. And you weren’t exactly subtle," he said with a chuckle. "Honestly, I always thought you’d end up in the House of Snakes. The Hat’s decision surprised me—and the rest of the school, I think."

"The Hat thought I lacked ambition for Slytherin," she confessed with a wry laugh.

"Really? Then why do you do what you do?" Bill tilted his head, studying her.

"I do it because I have to. If I don’t, I don’t think anyone else will," she replied, still avoiding his gaze. Childish crushes were irritating; they made her face unnecessarily warm. "And... I don’t like leaving things unfinished. I might start something out of necessity, but I finish it for my peace of mind."

"I see," he said with a smile. "I like seeing things through too, but I’m not as extreme as you. I want a lot of things—like a career, traveling the world, making some money."

"Those are good ambitions to have," she agreed with a nod.

"You think wanting money is a good ambition?" Bill laughed. "How materialistic of you."

"Money allows you to live a certain lifestyle," she countered, elbowing the older boy, though a smile tugged at her lips. "There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live a certain way, Bill. Wanting money doesn’t make you frivolous."

"I’d like to see you say that to my parents," he joked, though there was a hint of bitterness in his tone.

"Is that a challenge?"

"No!" he laughed loudly. "For Merlin’s sake, no! That’d be a fool’s bet."

"Why’s that?" Lyra laughed even harder as Bill grabbed her arms as if physically stopping her from confronting his mother right then and there.

"You argued with Dumbledore and the DADA professor in your first week here, princess," Bill reminded her, grinning. "I doubt you’d draw the line at arguing with my mum."

Lyra laughed, hoping it masked the blush rising to her face.


Lyra:

The first flying lesson made her heart race in the worst possible way.

Lyra simply hated flying. The idea of not having her feet firmly on the ground was terrifying. Despite her father spending weeks teaching her the basics to give her some level of control over a broomstick, she would never play Quidditch. Never!

Even so, watching Madam Hooch give the bare minimum of instructions before casually saying "Fly!" as if it were that simple made her furious. As if there was nothing to worry about, even though many of the students were trembling with fear.

Her father always charmed the ground to make it soft in case she fell. It had never happened because Lyra had good balance and control, but it was about the reassurance of knowing she’d be fine even if she failed.

Hooch did nothing of the sort.

Lyra sighed as she mentally added Flying Lessons to her ever-growing list of things to fix. She jotted down a quick note in her notebook, right below her frustrated ramblings about History of Magic classes taught by a ghost who only seemed to care about Goblin Wars.

One thing was certain: Lyra would never be caught flying on one of those enchanted sticks of wood.

***

After a month of lessons with Concordia sneaking in but showing herself to be surprisingly dedicated during practice, Lyra decided the girl needed more advanced teaching. Extra lessons would include curses and darker spells, ones that might earn Concordia some respect among the Slytherins.

Cordia was visibly thrilled at the idea of learning Dark Magic from a Black. Apparently, her family’s reputation still held strong—or perhaps it was Lyra’s recent public defense of darker arts in class that fueled the excitement. After all, Lyra had managed to achieve something that the more traditionalist families hadn’t: reintroducing discussions on the subject since Dumbledore had purged the Hogwarts library of Dark Magic texts and the Ministry had outlawed all dark artifacts.

Not that the Ministry was particularly effective at controlling such things. Not when Knockturn Alley—a whole street dedicated to selling questionable items—existed right next to Diagon Alley, where hundreds of unsupervised children roamed every year. Borgin & Burkes alone sold nothing but items imbued with dark magic. An entire store for it.

But the Ministry wouldn’t intervene. Doing so might upset the wealthy families frequenting those shops, and the Minister knew better than to pick that fight.

Fudge was no fool. He understood that, powerful and charismatic as Voldemort was in rallying his forces, he wasn’t the cause of the war. No war began or ended with a single man.

The death of a man could never kill an idea—or a necessity strong enough to drive people to fight, kill, and die for it.

Voldemort’s supposed death may have ended a battle, but it hadn’t ended the war. Not really.

The magical Britain of today was living through its own Cold War.

The Houses of Hogwarts mirrored this tension in a closed, relatively controlled environment. It was a fascinating social experiment.

It would be even better if Lyra weren’t caught in the middle of it all.

Regardless, Cordia’s lessons had to remain secret. Dark Magic was still frowned upon, despite the entirely arbitrary distinction between “Light” and “Dark” magic. What criteria had the Ministry used to outlaw an entire branch of magic, anyway? As if “Light” magic couldn’t harm people just as easily.

“Well, let’s start with theory,” Lyra explained to Cordia in the Shrieking Shack. She’d filled the place with runes to keep eavesdroppers and intruders away. It would be a complete waste if, after all her efforts to convince the Hogwarts Board of Governors to allow Dark Magic to be taught again, she were caught teaching it illegally and got the entire project shut down.

“Why can’t I just learn to cast a curse right away?” Cordia’s enthusiasm dimmed, and she pouted. Lyra raised an unimpressed eyebrow.

“If I’m going to teach you, you’ll learn what I say you need to learn,” Lyra said firmly. She needed to establish her authority early—there wasn’t enough time to waste convincing a reluctant student. Fortunately, Cordia seemed to know better than to argue and fell silent, obedient. Lyra sighed and explained, “You need to understand magic itself to know exactly what you’re doing. Once you do, you could even create your own spells and curses someday, but that requires a strong foundation of knowledge.”

“Creating my own spells does sound cool,” Cordia admitted, her interest rekindled.

“Good,” Lyra said with a kind smile before continuing. “The first step is understanding where the magic that powers each spell comes from.”

“Um, the wand?” Cordia guessed.

“You used accidental magic before you had a wand, didn’t you?”

“So it comes from me?”

“That depends on the type of magic you’re casting,” Lyra replied, noting Cordia’s utterly confused expression and elaborating. “There is magic in the earth itself, in nature. Have you heard of ley lines? They’re streams of natural magic that flow across the world. The earth is alive, and witches or wizards can channel that natural magic through their cores and direct it. All magic passes through the magical core, but not all of it originates there.”

“If we used too much natural magic, would the plants die?” Cordia asked, her curiosity taking a darker turn.

“Unlikely. It would take the entire magical community draining natural magic at once to cause such an impact. That’s highly improbable, but if it did happen, the magical flow could collapse and implode,” Lyra explained patiently, ignoring Cordia’s startled reaction. “What might happen is that a large surge of natural magic in one place could create a temporary ley line—like creating a new ocean current. For example, the pyramids in Egypt. This shift in magical ‘pressure’ diverts the main flows and creates new ley lines. Theoretically, they’re temporary and would stabilize over time, but no one’s been able to test this.”

“So if I only used natural magic, I wouldn’t get magically exhausted?” Cordia asked.

“You still would. Your core gets tired from channeling and directing magic, regardless of whether its source is internal or external.”

“Then what’s the difference between the two?”

“Two thousand years ago, spells powered by natural magic were called White Magic, and those fueled by a witch or wizard’s internal magic were called Black Magic,” Lyra said. She smirked as Cordia tilted her head in confusion, knowing the next question. “The definitions we know today are more modern. People simply borrowed old names and gave them new meanings.”

“What does Dark Magic mean today?”

“Dark Magic refers to harmful magic, spells cast with the intent to cause harm.”

“So Light Magic is peaceful, good magic?”

“Would you consider Wingardium Leviosa, a spell fueled by natural magic, to be harmful?”

“Um, no. We just learned it last week,” Cordia said, as if it were obvious.

“And if I used it on you to levitate you above the Astronomy Tower?”

“That’d be a little scary,” she admitted.

“And if I dropped you from the roof afterward? It’s over 30 meters of freefall,” Lyra said, raising an eyebrow expectantly. “Still harmless?”

Cordia didn’t answer, but her troubled expression said it all.

“Light and Dark Magic are abstract concepts, their definitions open to interpretation. The only spells considered unquestionably Dark are the three Unforgivables,” Lyra said with a humorless laugh. “Everything else is just politics.”

“Are there any good Dark Magic spells? You know, the ones fueled by internal magic?” Cordia frowned, trying to make sense of it all.

“Have you heard of the Patronus Charm?” Lyra conjured her glowing butterfly with a simple flick of her wrist. “It’s one of the most renowned Light spells, used against Dementors—creatures that suck out your happiness. Well, that’s not quite accurate. They drain your soul, piece by piece, until they take what makes you you. A Patronus forms a shield fueled by a happy memory, a sense of peace, or whatever works for you. It repels Dementors. People say it’s a spell only a ‘Light’ wizard can cast and that it would kill a Dark wizard. What do you think fuels a Patronus?”

The butterfly fluttered above Cordia’s head, the girl staring in awe. Lyra could see the wheels turning as the girl considered the explanation.

“Kill a Dark wizard?” Cordia asked, wide-eyed.

“No, that’s just a rumor. But many believe it,” Lyra said mockingly. “Even among so-called Dark wizards, some refuse to try casting it for fear it might kill them. Others try but can’t summon the right emotion to make it work. If it truly killed someone just for attempting, would it still be considered a spell of the Light?”

“I... don’t know.”

“Any magic powered by emotion is fueled by internal magic and, under the old definition, would be classified as Black Magic,” Lyra explained. “That means all accidental magic done by children is Black Magic. Ironic, isn’t it? A Patronus isn’t just fueled by a good emotion—it draws from the essence of your soul. That’s why it’s so difficult to perform. It requires deep self-awareness.”

“Soul Magic,” Cordia whispered, staring at the innocent butterfly with a mix of awe and fear. “That’s supposed to be the darkest magic. Even purebloods think it’s too extreme.”

“The Patronus is widely regarded as the most benign and pure of all Light magic,” Lyra nearly laughed. “Ironically, it’s closer to necromancy than it is to a simple Protego.”

The lesson continued, and Lyra made a mental note to write a book detailing all of this someday, anonymously. It might take time, but it would save her a lot of future headaches.


Lyra:

A few days before the Christmas holidays, Lyra went to the kitchens to grab something to eat after a particularly demanding solo training session. She could have waited for dinner, but the menu at meals had been bothering her for some time.

Why did everything have to be so sweet, greasy, or both? Where were the salads? And why were there dozens of pumpkin juice pitchers but only one with water?

She had learned where the kitchens were thanks to a letter from her father and headed there immediately, intending to express her discontent.

Lyra expected to find house-elves; after all, she had hired a few for her family. But she certainly hadn’t anticipated there being so many of them.

She remembered how her family’s house-elves looked when she first saw them: malnourished, terrified, and ignorant. Back then, she thought the family they worked for before must have been horrible people to treat them that way. But Lyra had never stopped to consider that this might be how all house-elves were treated—that everyone saw it as acceptable.

Standing in a kitchen full of what looked like hundreds of house-elves, all underfed and dressed in rags, felt like a slap to the face. The elves she hired weren’t the exception—they were the norm.

She knew they were seen as servants or slaves, but she’d expected Dumbledore, who preached equality and justice, to do better, even if only for appearances. But that was an illusion. The man couldn’t even be bothered to truly help Remus and constantly treated magical creatures as mere tools to achieve his goals, as if they existed solely to serve his needs.

At least Danzo had been willing to do whatever was necessary for Konoha, no matter how twisted his vision. As warped as his love for the village had been, he acted with conviction, unafraid to be labeled a monster. Ryuna could never forgive him for everything he’d done, but she could respect someone unafraid to get their hands dirty for their ideals.

If Dumbledore truly believed Tom Riddle would become the next Dark Lord, why hadn’t he killed the boy when he was still in the orphanage? If he was willing to give the boy a chance, he shouldn’t have treated him any differently than other students—but he had. He sent a child into a war zone just because dealing with him was inconvenient. He had been a terrible teacher.

After Myrtle’s death, when Dumbledore suspected Riddle, why didn’t he act then? He had the conviction to ostracize a child but not to do what needed to be done. If he, like Lyra, couldn’t bring himself to kill a child, he should have been more proactive in finding solutions instead of abandoning Riddle to his fate and hoping for the best.

He knew what would happen and did nothing until everyone else knew, waiting until acting would make him a hero.

The only times Dumbledore had dueled were when people were desperate, allowing him to swoop in as a savior. He had done it with Grindelwald. As for Voldemort, he liked to claim the Dark Lord didn’t face him out of fear.

Danzo might have been a monster, but at least he had conviction.

Dumbledore’s actions, however, painted a very different picture from his words. They told the story of someone who wanted to be seen as a hero, and heroes couldn’t have blood on their hands. The so-called Light Lord or whatever he fancied himself as.

All these thoughts and realizations raced through Lyra’s mind as she watched the house-elves work.

She let out a tired sigh just thinking about how much effort it would take to address this. She was already getting so little sleep—it was much harder to function on limited rest in this world, without chakra—trying to juggle all her commitments while staying on top of her lessons.

Well, it wasn’t like she could sleep peacefully knowing her food was prepared by slaves.

“You know, you should prepare a more varied menu,” Lyra said to a group of elves that had gathered after she greeted them and began some polite small talk. It would have been easier if they belonged to her family—she could simply give an order and get what she wanted—but she could work with this. “The children could get very sick eating so much sugar and fat.”

“The children don’t often get sick, miss,” one of the elves said, hesitantly, as if unsure about disagreeing with her. At least they weren’t completely terrified.

“I assure you they do, but they take potions to fix it,” Lyra pointed out. “They shouldn’t have to rely on potions just to avoid getting sick from their food, don’t you agree?”

“Oh, we didn’t know!” The elves began bowing and apologizing profusely, some even starting to punish themselves. Unfortunately, this wasn’t an unexpected reaction.

“All right, stop it. Enough of that nonsense. Pay attention to me,” she commanded in a firm voice that made all of them, even those not part of the conversation, stand straight and await orders. Her father had told her she had a commanding presence, but it was still strange to see such an immediate effect. “I’ll teach you some recipes I know and bring some cookbooks for you to use to improve the menu. I’m not saying you can’t make your usual dishes; I’m just asking for a wider variety of healthy meals.”

“But miss… we don’t… know how to read,” one of the elves admitted, ears drooping.

Lyra feigned surprise, holding back the sly smile threatening to curl her lips.

“Well then, I’ll teach you how to read,” she replied, watching as the elves lit up with excitement at the prospect of being able to read recipe books.

1. Learning to read: in progress.

***

“What do you eat?” Lyra asked with feigned innocence. She hoped no one would notice the performance because Ryuna had always been a terrible actress, which is why she never took on infiltration missions.

“Oh, we eat leftovers or rations,” one of the house-elves explained cheerfully, as Lyra had been spending at least an hour in the kitchens with them every day, teaching them how to cook new, healthy dishes.

“And what about the food you prepare?”

“That’s for the students and professors, miss, not for us,” another elf replied, shaking their head.

“Well, you should at least taste the food you cook. How can the students trust it’s good if the ones who made it won’t even eat it?” Lyra frowned, pretending to ponder. “I assumed you ate it too. I think everyone assumes that. No one would feel comfortable eating this food if they found out you don’t. And what if it’s poisoned? After all, there are many heirs and important people in this school. If you don’t eat it, they might starve...”

The elves widened their eyes and exchanged glances around Lyra, who ignored them as though arriving at a conclusion.

“We’ll eat it, miss, we’ll eat it!” many of them nodded eagerly. “Please don’t tell anyone we didn’t do it before!”

“We didn’t know we were supposed to eat it!”

“All right, all right, I won’t say a word,” Lyra nodded, satisfied as she continued cooking and set aside a plate of food for herself, as she had been doing every day since the cooking lessons began. “I suggest you increase the amount of food you prepare so that all the elves can eat as well. That way, there’s no misunderstanding, yes?”

“Yes, miss!” several of them chorused enthusiastically.

2. Improve their health – In Progress.


Fred:

“Are you sure the Sorting Hat didn’t make a mistake and you actually belong in Slytherin?” Fred asked after watching the masterful manipulation of a kitchen full of house-elves.

It had been a few weeks since Lyra had stopped attending meals, but it took them a few days to notice since they were in different Houses and had been busy creating pranks to build a reputation. Good marketing was essential, after all, and a preview of their future products was the best strategy. Once they had a name, they could sell their inventions and make some money.

That said, he and George hadn’t realized Lyra was missing from the Great Hall dinners until the day before. Despite their concern, when they confronted her, Lyra hadn’t hesitated to invite them to the kitchens—how she knew where they were remained a mystery—and serve a personalized, hand-cooked dinner from the Black Heiress herself.

They had already noticed that the meals were quite different from the ones served in the Black household, but neither of them had thought it bothered Lyra enough to cook personally. Watching her convince the house-elves to knit and sew their own clothes using fabric she would provide was nothing short of brilliant.

“But I wouldn’t be giving you clothes,” she argued when the elves hesitated, wary of being freed. “I would simply be discarding fabric I no longer need, and you, coincidentally, picked it up and made garments. One person’s trash is another’s treasure.”

Lyra continued, “Look at how all the students dress—they wear clothes that cover most of their bodies. It’s inappropriate to show too much skin, you know. It makes people uncomfortable. Fred, how would you feel without your clothes in front of everyone? And how do you think they would feel?”

Fred could see the gleam in Lyra’s eyes—a challenge.
Come on, Fred, play along, her expression seemed to say.

“Well, I’d feel embarrassed, but the other students would probably be pretty uncomfortable too,” Fred replied, hoping he sounded convincingly disturbed.

George, he noticed, was barely holding in his laughter.

“The older we get, the more important it is to cover up,” George added solemnly.

“Oh, we didn’t know that applied to elves too,” the elves exclaimed, wide-eyed.

“Well, I imagine the people who came here before didn’t want to offend you,” Lyra continued, biting a cuticle in a gesture of fake nervousness—such a manipulator. “But I thought I should warn you that wearing so little might make the students uneasy. Some might even accuse you of being... perverts.”

A wave of dramatic gasps swept through the kitchen.

“We’ll make clothes and be decent, miss!” one elf promised fervently. “No house-elf of Hogwarts is a... a pervert!”

The other elves nodded in agreement.

“I know that, or I wouldn’t be teaching you how to cook if I thought you were perverts,” Lyra replied simply.

As they left, George looked thoughtful.

“But why are you doing this?” he asked, tilting his head in curiosity.

“You’ve never seen the Black family’s house-elves, have you?” Lyra asked instead of answering.

“Um, no, I don’t think so,” George admitted.

“When we go home for Christmas, you’ll meet them. Then you’ll understand why I’m doing this,” Lyra replied.


Goal 3: Provide clothes – Complete.


Lyra:

“So Dumbledore never talks to you?” Lyra asked one day before heading home for Christmas. “Really? Not to any of you?”

“Not unless one of us has done something wrong,” one of the elves replied, pausing their daily reading. The books were simple children’s stories since they were still learning the basics. “The last time was three years ago when a Ravenclaw girl’s trunk went missing. They found out later that her dormmates had thrown it into the Black Lake, miss. It wasn’t us, no.”

“I see,” Lyra said with a smile.
This was going to be too easy.


George:

Seeing the Black family’s house-elves in person was like taking a punch to the gut.

They didn’t look like... house-elves.

The little creatures had tufts of hair on their heads and wore well-maintained clothing. They actually looked healthy—remarkably so. George had never stopped to consider that elves weren’t naturally so emaciated.

Every elf he’d ever seen was wasting away from hunger.

The thought of eating Hogwarts food again after Christmas break made his stomach churn. The idea that the elves cooked for all those children but weren’t allowed to eat anything themselves was sickening.

“Now you know,” Lyra said.

Yes, now he knew.

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