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My name is Disco Helena Phoenix Vloody Mayday Pierce Oracle but you can just call me Disco. I have loooong DARK blonde hair with red tips and piercing amber orbs. I’m a werewolf but I have a deep dark secret… I’m an alpha!11!! I can’t let any1 know cuz they’ll try to kidnap or kil me cuz they think I’m 2 powerful. My alpha mark is an amber pretzel . My moms a wolf and my dad is a boring muggle prep. I’m a witch 2 nd I go 2 a magic skull (geddit lik school) in England called hogywarts. Most of the teachers r prepz but there r a few goffick onez.
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Today was my first day there and I was exited cuz I get 2 learn magic. My mom took me 2 da trian staiton dat goes 2 hogywarts. Win I got on da trian a bunch of prepz looked at me wiredly “FUK OFF” I yelled at them and then they started balling like little babies cuz I was 2 goffick 4 them.
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When I got ther I had 2 get on a boat 2 get to the skull. I looked around nd finally found 1 that had goffs on it. “Hi my name is disco Helena phoenix vloody mayday pierce oracle” i sadi saucidally “hi disco Helena phoenix vloody mayday pierce oracle I’m Gerald Road and these are my brothers Mike Road, Franz Leroy, Twinkle Tara.” “Ermmmmm excuse me good sirs and beautiful lady can I sit in with you?” Some goff asked. “Sure what’s ur name” Twinkle Tara asked saucidally “It’s Hayley Anonymous Fallen Tears Rebel Gray(not a color but a shade) Inclitmentia Tristezza but you can just call be Gray(not a color but a shade) cause Hayley sounds like I’m a poser prep!!11” we all introduced ourselves to her and then we talked about emo, goff, scene, and punk stuff cause they’re all the same thing. We made it to da skull and we wnt in nd an old ass lady named McGoggles told us dat we were gonna be sorted in 2 houses. She said dat there r 4 houses gryffindor, ravenclaw, hufflypuff, and slytherin. Gray (not a color but a shade) told us that all the goff satanist go 2 slytherin so we all wanted to be in dat house. We went into the lunch room and stood in a blood clot formation. “Your about to be sorted into ur houses with this hat his real name is Adair but Dumblydoor curseded him so we just call him da sorting hat now. She called us one by one and everyone she called was a prep and they either got sorted into gryflydor of raveclaw some went to huflfypuff tho but it was mainly the other two. “Disco Helena Phoenix Vloody Mayday Pierce Oracle your next” McGoggles said. I went up and sat down on the nasty ass chair. When she put the fugly hat on my head i thought i was gonna get lice. “Ermmmmmmm what the sigma. Why am I on the head of a skibidi syltherin. Im gonna go alpha mode if i have to sit on another ohio preps head. I swear everyone is here is a fricking prep with no gyatt. Ermmm anyways ur a slsytherin.” All of my other friends got slytherin. While we waited I noticed dumb prepz went into grifflyddor, smart prepz went into ravenyclaws, goffs went into slytherin, and people who REALLY like butter went into hufflypuffly. Then a teacher came up she was wearing all blak nd her har had urple hylites “Hi im Br00tal Cunt Claustrophobic Carnviorus Drug’Addict Endangered Flailing Gangster Heroin Jaundice Macroscopic Naughty Pothead Queer Quack Rude Rad Salivate Syntax Stethoscope Steroid Stegasaurus STD Violet XxX Zebra ZigZag but you can just call me Ms.Jaundice im here to take you goffs to da syltherin place.” We all followed her nd then she sid dat to get in we hd to say a pissword “urinam dimittere illis qui non credunt”. “URINAM DIMITTERE ILLIS QUI NON CREDUNT!!!!1111111” some said and then the door opened. We went in and she gave us our assigned rooms. “Ermmmmmm so Disco Helena Phoenix Vloody Mayday Pierce Oracle you get a room all by yourself since we have less goffs this year.” she told me “Ohh fangz nd u can just cal me Disco.” I unpacked my stuff and set up my room. It looked really goffick!!11 I had a black dog bed wit orange lace and i put all my clothes in the closet. I also got a desk dat was black and had ornge drawers. An owl brought me my shcedule
1-𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚
2-𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒚
3-𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔
4-𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔
5-𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
6-𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔
7-𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
I went to bed because da next day we were going to get wnds nd other stuff for skull.