Chapter 1
Unknown, Sirius
Wednesday 20:05
Sirius: James?? That you??
Unknown: No sorry I'm not James
Sirius: Oh no
Sirius: Who are you then? I'm Sirius btw:D
Unknown: Hey Sirius. I'm Remus
Sirius: Lovely name
Remus: Thank you:)
Remus: Why did you thought I was James
Sirius: Because of your profile picture
Sirius: James only wears red converse and your profile
picture is just that ahhaha
Remus: Oke that makes sense
Remus: But who is James ?
Sirius: He is my best friend, the light of my live, the most beautiful man on earth
Remus: Someone loves their best friend Hahahah
Sirius: YES dont you love your best friend too?
Remus: I do!
Sirius: What are your plans for the weekend?
Remus: Going to a mediaeval market with my mum:)
Sirius: You NEED to send me pictures afterwards!! I'm obsessed with medieval times
Remus: I might do that. My mum loves photography
Sirius: Then you will look even better on the pictures;)
Sirius: anygay I have to go to bed now, good night!
Remus: Good night!
Marauders
Wednesday 20:39
Padfoot: GUYS
Padfoot: I texted that Instagram Account thinking it was
James but it turned up it wasn't him but it was a really cool guy called remusssssssss
Prongs: WHAT
Promgs: That's like sooooo cool
Wormtail: I'm so happy for you mate (is it something serious??)
Padfoot: *sirius
Prongs: *Sirius
Padfoot: IDK like he's kinda cute but mannn I know him for like 20 minutes😔
Wormtail: Cute?? You need to show us pictures!!
Padfoot: ehmm I maybe don't have those, just his personality is cute hehe
Wormtail: mate, you need to stop simping for people you don't know
Padfoot: I KNOW, but I have the feeling he is the one!!!!!!!!
Wormtail: fine
Wormtail: I'm going to bed now and please don't tell me you've dreamed of him tonight
Padfoot: I can't promise that and you know that;)
Wormtail: MHHHHH
Remus, Sirius
Thursday 16:46
Sirius: Heyy how was your day?
Remus: It was fine yk, just school
Sirius: School sucks. I’m so happy not having to go there rn
Remus: What do you mean? What else are you doing?
Sirius: I’m doing a intership in a record shop for two more weeks, just started this week tho
Remus: A RECORD SHOP
Remus: I’m so jealous, I LOVE records
Sirius: RIGHT they’re way better than listening to music normally
Sirius: (but of course I love my Spotify🤭)
Remus: Same Bro, my Spotify is everything to me
Remus: Cuz music>>>
Sirius: YES
Sirius: you get me
Sirius: Who are your favorite artists??
Remus: Love 80‘s like David Bowie, Queen, … but my number one will always be Billie Eilish
Marauders
Thursday 17:01
Padfoot: HE LOVES 80‘S MUSIC!!!!!!
Wormtail: Who?
Padfoot: REMUS
Prongs: RE,US?
Prongs: What did I miss??
Wormtail: Sirius met a boy on insta and is wierdly obsessed with him
Padfoot: LIAR
Remus, Sirius
Thursday 17:04
Sirius: NO WAY I love David Bowie and Queen!!! Need to get into Billie Eilish more..
Remus: That’s so cool! Don’t stress about Billie haha
Remus: Who else do you like?
Sirius: Having a big Conan Gray Phase rn Hahahhaa but I also love musicals especially EPIC
Sirius: Do you know that?
Remus: No sorry! But I love Conan:)
Remus: Do you wanna tell me about it ?
Sirius: Yes hihi so it's a musical about greek mythology specifically about Odyssey and his journey back to his wife Penelope
Remus: I think I've heard of that before but I'm not sure
Remus: So it is just called Epic? Maybe I'll have a listen soon:)
Sirius: YOU WOULD?? That's sooooo cool
Sirius: Anyway I need to get to know you better because you're like really funny
Remus: that's so sweet, what do you wanna know?
Sirius: You told me you have a best friend, who are they?:))
Remus: Her name is Lily! She is the kindest and smartest person I know. Got to know her in school, with her school doesn't suck so much eheh
Sirius: That's like sooo amazing:))
Remus: RIGHT?? anyway I wanted to ask you what your pronouns are ?:)
Sirius: that's so sweet, my pronouns are they/them but at some days I use she/her (I will tell you don't worry) yours?
Remus: Oke I've got that! Mine are he/him
Remus: it was nice talking to you today but I need to go now,
see you tomorrow:)
Sirius: See you!!
Marauders
Thursday 17:39
Padfoot: are you guys open for a walk???
Padfoot: I may or may not have to simp over remus hihi
Wormtail: sorry have to do to the review for this week but we can go shopping on Saturday and talk then?
Padfoot: YIPPIE
Marauders
Thursday 18:07
Prongs: oh wait Siri you still want to go?? I have time:D
Padfoot: YES cant wait
Sirius, Remus
Friday 6:20
Sirius: Good morning Remusss
Remus: wtf do you stalk me?? literally just woke up
Sirius: I don't stalk you , were maybe just soulmates;)
Remus: HAHAHAHA maybe
Remus: Good morning to you too
Sirius, Remus
Friday 6:58
Sirius: Outfit of the day
[Send picture]
Remus: THATS YOU
Remus: damn mate you look good
Sirius: hihi thank you🫶
Remus117, Lily153
Friday 07:01
Remus117: LILYYYY
Remus117: THEY ARE HOT
Lily153: WHO??????
Remus117: This person who texted me on insta a few days ago, they just send me a picture of their outfit and AHHHH they're like really good looking and their style is absolutely gorgeous hihi
Lily153: HEHE my boy is finding love
Remus117: Maybeeee eheh
Sirius, Remus
Friday 11:23
Sirius: It's boringgg why is nobody coming to record shops anymore
Sirius: you there for Smalltalk??
Remus: should focus on school but it's English so I will understand it anyway hahah
Sirius: you're not only funny BUT ALSO SMART??
Remus: kinda haha but thank you!
Remus: what do you mean with small talk? It's not something I'm really good at usually ..
Sirius: I just wanna get to know you more
Sirius: when is your birthday?
Remus: March 11th
Sirius: a pisces very interesting..
Remus: what does that say about me??
Sirius: I have absolutely no idea just wanna act mysterious
Remus: you got me there
Sirius: YIPPIE
Sirius: 3rd December
Remus: What ?
Sirius: oh that's my birthday hahaha if you wanna add it to your calendar;)
Remus: I will! Then your birthday is soon uhh
Sirius: Yes! In only a month hihi
Sirius: wanna come to my birthday party I'm celebrating with my friends!!
Remus: ehm i dont know where you live mate but I obviously would love to!
Sirius: i forgot the "we only know eachother for 2 days" 😔 it just feels naturally with youuu
Remus: <3
Remus: It kinda feels scary telling you but I'm living near London, wbu??
Sirius: damn I live in the middle of nowhere
Sirius: London is kinda far away from me
Remus: mh that's annoying
Remus: but now I have a question
Sirius: I'm listeninggg
Remus: Do you have siblings?
Sirius: you chose the confusing question ahahhaha
Remus: HAHAHAA how is that confusing?
Sirius: So biologically I only have one brother but my parents are the worst so I just kinda got adopted by my best friends parents and my other best friend is also obviously my brother without paper
Sirius: oke now that i think about it it isn't as confusing as I always say it is HAHAHAH
Sirius: Do you have siblings?
Sirius: Remus?
Sirius: okay then I'm just gonna yap alone🤷
Sirius: my biological little brother is called regulus (he still lives with our parents in london so I don't exactly see him often) he can be scary but he has a good soul and I miss annoying him..
Sirius: my without blood brother is James (I told you about him he's my sunshine) love him like he was my child kinda has a crush on reg (I'll never forgive him for that)
Sirius: my without paper brother is Peter, he lives across with his sisters (his parents are not the best but don't worry not as bad as mine hahahaha) Pete is the most hilarious person I know and bro can bake like a god
Sirius: Effie and Monty are my new parents they are love my like I was their own, I will always be grateful for them adopting me!!!!!
Sirius, Remus
Friday 13:55
Remus: Sorryyy I had to get of my phone and couldn't text you until now
Remus: but I see you got a long with yourself pretty good HAHAHAHA
Sirius: REMUS YOUR BACK
Sirius: I sure get along with myself good, I'm like so funny
Remus: are you being sarcastic ? I can never tell HAHAHAH
Sirius: yes I was, I'm not funny:,))
Remus: Sirius you're like fucking hilarious!!!!!
Sirius: hihi youre the best<3
Remus: yk I really wanna meet your family now:,)
Sirius: they also want to meet you..
Sirius: my offer still stands
Remus: you told your parents about me????
Sirius: yes of course! I tell them nearly everything:D
Sirius: you didn't?
Remus: noo I don't really talk with them about that kind of things, maybe with my mother
Remus: I guess I have to tell them about you if I want to meet you..
Sirius: maybeee but no pressure right?
Remus: Yes thank you:)
Sirius: btw tomorrow i probably am not able to text much because I'm going to some celebration with people from the record shop..
Remus: oh that's fine! I won't be either, going to the market with my parents:))
Sirius: then we need to talk more now!!
Sirius: what's your favourite animal?
Remus: I fucking love cats BUT I AM ALLERGIC
Remus: crying my eyes out
Sirius: oh shit
Sirius: ehm
Sirius: i wanna hug you?
Remus: didn't wanted to say it BUT YES
Sirius: 🫂
Remus: 🫂
Remus: we definitely need to work on that
Remus: maybe I will talk to my parents tomorrow:)
Remus: anyway what's your favourite colour?
Sirius: Don't laugh
Sirius: It's magenta
Remus: It fits so perfect to you omgs
Sirius: really?
Remus: Really!! It basically screams your name!!
Sirius: hihi what is yours?
Remus: can I say brown?
Sirius: mh no not brown that's boring
Remus: pff you said I should judge you and now you're judging me
Sirius: maybe.. but your favourite colour can't be brown
Remus: oke i like a really specific kind of green
Sirius: uhh tell me more
Remus: I think it's called Atrovirens
Sirius: oke that's a colour
Sirius: I'm proud of you!
Remus: HAHAHAHA thank you
[Sirius changed Remus' name to TheGreenGuy]
TheGreenGuy: should i feel offended ?
[TheGreenGuy changed Sirius' name to ThePinkGuy]
ThePinkGuy: REALLY????
ThePinkGuy: PINK???
[ThePinkGuy changed ThePinkGuy's name to Remus]
TheGreenGuy: that might confuse us ..
Remus: do you have a better idea????
TheGreenGuy: I liked just having our names
Remus: BORING
TheGreenGuy: fine, do you have a nickname?
Remus: yeah!! My friends call me padfoot
[TheGreenGuy changed Remus' name to Padfoot]
Padfoot: and you?
[TheGreenGuy changed TheGreenGuy's name to Moony]
Padfoot: WOAH where does that come from?
Moony: as a child I was utterly obsessed with the moon (still am) so my parents called me that HAHAHAHA
Padfoot: this name is just makes it even more important that you get into my friend group
Moony: why?
Padfoot: because we all have amazing nicknames, James is prongs and Pete ist Wormtail
Moony: HAHAHA how did you got those names?
Padfoot: I kinda forgot..
Moony: then you have some time now to remember it
because I have to leave you
Padfoot: why:((
Moony: I have to finish some things for school
Padfoot: but it's friday
Moony: I know and I don't want to do it on the weekend
Padfoot: fair
Lesbians and Siri
Siri: MARY
Siri: MARLENE
Lesbian1: What do you want???
Siri: I've got news!! And I need to tell you
Siri: got time tonight?
Lesbian2: pyjama party?
Lesbian1: YES PLEASE
Siri: I'm at yours in ten
Lesbian1: same