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Take a hint

Tw: Sexual assault,Prince Blue Blood.

 

"Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?" Applejack asked Twilight.

 

"I can always see 'em comin' from the left and from the right!" Twilight agreed while looking on both sides while drinking her juice she ordered.

 

'I don't wanna be priss, I'm just tryin' be polite!' Fluttershy thought while Rainbow was talking with Soarin.

 

'But it always seems to bite me in the....' Fluttershy thought, trying not to get angry.

 

Blue Blood was asking Rarity for her number.

 

'Ask me for my number,ya, you put me on the spot' Rarity thought.

 

"I think we should go out some time" Blue Blood said.

 

'You think that we should hook up' Rarity thought again.

 

"But I think that we should not" Rarity rejected him.

 

Soarin said hello to Rainbow Dash.

 

'You had me at "hello" then you opened up your mouth and that is when,it started going south' Rainbow thought as Soarin began confessing his feelings to her which surprised Rainbow but she didn't feel the same way.

 

Oh!

 

Blue Blood forcefully pulled Rarity into him and tried to kiss her but she pushed him back.

 

"Get your hands off my hips! 'For a punch you in the lips!" Rarity shouted.

 

Someone was staring At Pinkie inappropriately.

 

Stop your starin' at my.

 

"HEY!" Twilight used her magic to push the man away.

 

"Take a hint!" Twipie said.

 

Rarijack: "Take a hint!"

 

Someone was asking Sunset if she wanted a drink.

 

"No, you can't buy her(me) a drink!" Aria said while Adagio and Sonata just glared at him.

 

"Lemme me tell you what I think" Applejack was talking with Tenderhoof.

 

"I think you could use a mint!" Applejack put a mint in Tenderhoof's mouth as he opened it.

 

"Take a hint!Take a hint!" Both Flutterdash and Sunset x Sirens said.

 

T-take a hint!

 

Take a hint!

 

La,lalalalaaa~

 

Blue Blood was still flirting with Rarity while she was talking with Rainbow Dash.

 

"I guess you still don't get it,so let's take it from the top" Rarity said irritated.

 

"You asked her what her (me) sign is" Rainbow said.

 

"And I told you it was stop" Rarity told him.

 

'And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped....' Rarity thought.

 

'You'd be here and I'd be on a Yacht!' 

 

Oh!

 

"Get your hands off my hips!, 'for I punch you in the lips!" Rarity said.

 

"Stop your starin' at my..." Rarity started.

 

"HEY!" Rainbow shouted.

 

"Take a hint,take a hint!" Rarity and Rainbow said.

 

"May I buy you a-" Prince Blue Blood gets cut off.

 

"No, you can't buy me a drink,lemme me tell you what I think!I think you could use a mint!" Rarity said offering Blue Blood a packet of mints with a smirk while Rainbow was trying not to laugh.

 

Take a hint!

 

Take a hint!

 

T-take a hint!

 

Take a hint!

 

La,lalalalaaa~

 

The mane seven and sirens were all together while the others were still trying to ask them out.

 

"What about "NO" don't you get?" Twilight asked.

 

"So go and tell your friends, we're(I'm) not really interested" Rarity said.

 

"It's about time that you're leavin" Aria told them.

 

"I'm gonna count to three and...." A tired Pinkie Pie said which made everyone raised an eyebrow.

 

"Open my eyes and... you'll be gone!" Sunset said tiredly while glaring at the ponies who won't leave them alone.

 

"One" Pinkie started which scared her girlfriend Twilight.

 

"Getcha hands off my..." Twilight mumbled.

 

"Two" Sunset counted.

 

"Or I'll punch you in the...." Rainbow said.

 

"Three" Both Sunset and Pinkie Pie finished but Pinkie looked different because Pinkamena is the one in control.

 

"Stop your starin' at my....Hey!" Rarity snapped.

 

Rarity then kissed Applejack while Fluttershy kissed Rainbow,Sunset kissed all three sirens and Pinkamena was kissed by Twilight which shocked the people who wanted to ask them out.

 

Blue Blood was disgusted,Soarin and Tenderhoof were heartbroken but accepted it.

 

Take a hint!

 

Take a hint!

 

"We are not your missing link!" Rainbow said.

 

"Let us tell you what we think...." Applejack agreed.

 

"We think you could use a mint!" Rarity said.

 

"Take a hint!Take a hint!" Fluttershy and the sirens said.

 

Take a hint!

 

Take a hint!

 

Whoa~

 

Oh ohhh~

 

Get your hands off my hips!

 

'For I punch you in the lips!

 

Stop your starin' at my.....HEY!

 

End of chapter.

 

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