"He did?!"
It didn't take Izuku long to realise the favouritism Hogwarts had for his house. It was at the end of his 1st year when he confirmed it himself ,after all he was sure his house didn't really do a good job through the year( Except for Shoto who was the top of the class,but that was about it.) they lost 4 of the 5 Quidditch matches they had.
They passed all their exams but not with flying colors like the Ravenclaws. They didn't do as good as the Slytherins in AATDM even tho they were middly good and they definitely didnt do as good in potions or Transfiguration and definitely not good as the Hufflepufs in Herbology.
So he wasn't surprised when Albus Dumbledoor announced that they were at 4th place at the end of the year.(Slytherins were 1st. And it was deserved honestly. They were dominating Quidditch and Academic scores.)
And then the old man started giving points. Not to everyone but to Gryffindors only. Izuku got 50 points for making a circle around the castle( He was the fastest Dumbledoor has said). Uraraka got 50 for flying her broomstick on her second try(The fastest a muggle born has ever done it).Shoto got 50 for helping a girl with her flying (That one is kind of valid)
And that's how Gryffindor took the house cup that year.
And the red flags have been hanging in the Great hall for a 6th year in a roll.He thought he wouldn't mind it honestly. It seemed like the other people in Gryffindor didn't. They pretty much thrived into it. Doing whatever they want and to whoever they want.
Except to the Slytherins. They were of bound for the pranks and shit the Gryffindors pulled. (Last time they did, Mineta found himself into the Mer Lake. The merpeople almost drowned him before Kirishima Eijiro decided to just end his suffering and pull him out) . But he started noticing that the other houses weren't really fond of them. So he had to find a way as a Head Boy, to make them get along. Thats what his new school year resolution was.
He knew that his house was more than "ass lickers" he just knew it. So he had a plan. A plan so bad it was meant to go down at the bottom of Mer Lake.
You see Izuku was smart. But not BRIGHT. So he trully believed in the success of his stupid plan.
"I just think that if Slytherin and Gryffindor mesh it will change the flow of the houses, Chako. Like you know they would see that we respect them. And they will realise that we aren't bad at all. They would be bond into spending time with us. And if the Slytherins say that we are good and nice and cool the others would as well. "
"And you plan to make a better name for Gryffindor by fake dating?"
"Yes. Exactly."
"Who even would be willing to fake date your noble ass... for the sake Gryffindor at that?"
"As a Head Boy I believe it will be best if I fake date their Head boy and Hitoshi said that if me and Kacchan it out he will have a pinch of bravery to ask out Denki."
Uraraka Ochako wasn't dumb or discouraging. It was the opposite. She was always there for her friends to give them a shoulder to hold on to and words to make them stable. She was always the steady one for them. She loved them dearly.
But now she couldn't help but laugh. Genuinely laugh making Theddy( Izukus owl) clap his wings.
"What's so funny?" Izuku pouted obviously insulted by the lack of trust Ochako had in him.
"You—" She was still laughing.
"How exactly do you plan on making Bakugou Damn Katsuki fake date your ass?"
"Well—once i explain everything."
"I—you know what. Go try it. Oh God it will be so fun watching you try."
"You are acctually making fun of me but not Hitoshi. How come?? Thats favouritism."
"Because I know for a fact that Kaminari acctually has the hosts for him. Like Im pretty sure he would jump on his dick the moment Hitoshi opens his mouth about that."
Izuku actually pouted this time. Lower lip trembling.
"What?! It's true. Katsuki hates your guts. Sorry to say it but he does, Zuku."
"You know what you are turning this shit into a personal matter Chako. I will prove it. That he doesn't hate me that much and would help out."
"Go on then. Bet 100 galleons that it won't work out."
"You are broke."
"Thats why I'm betting. I need the money."
"Fuck you. I would make him do it and you wold have to clean the toilets to pay me out."
"Good luck with getting into Bakugou Katsuki's pants. Ima head out now. Oh and tell Iida that I have his Monster book. Bye Zuku."
"I am not trying to get into his pants..Bye, Chako." He sighed feeling the mattress move under the weight of his body.
"You can do it, Izuku!" He said out loud closing his eyes a second later.
"Probably wont be able to do it. Arhhhh!" He screamed.
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"C'mon Kaminari! You are actually really embarrassing to look at right now."
The purple haired male laughed hand crossed on his chest while his broom was completely stuck at one place.
"Fuck you, Shinso. What did you do to my damn broom?"
"I did nothing but I may have seen my Kirishima and Mina casting shit on it before you came."
"And you couldn't say anything?"
"And what? Miss out on this."
He pointed at Kaminari who was still going in circles with his broom while it was shaking.
It wasn't pleasant at all. And If it continued for another minute or so he was definitely going to throw back the chocolate frogs he ate.
So he being the reckless idiot he is jumped.
Not that he was scared.
Shinso was there.
He flew a second later towards the boy catching him.
"Are you fucking dumb, Kaminari? What if I wasn't here to catch your ass?"
"But you are here. Aren't you?" He gave a cheeky smile that just made Shinso's hand open and he flew the remaining meter or so down landing on his butt. It hurt.
"You are unbearable." Shinso murmured flying away from the smiling boy
"You said it was charming and adorable."
"I WAS DRUNK!" And he vanished.
Kaminari just laughed eyes locking onto the broom still circling around.
He was going to make Mina and Eijirou regret it.
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Izuku was pouting.
Bakugo Katsuki was laughing at him, hands on his knees and hair a blonde mess on his head.
"Deku, you are honestly the funniest person I've had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting."
Iuzuku stomped his foot on the ground looking at Katsuki with something closely to annoyance.
"Kacchan, what the bloody hell are you laughing about? You didn't even hear me out! At least listen to me before you decide to be an arse!"
Katsuki straightened up now looking at Izuku with the same looks that he usually has on his face.
Disinterest.
Now that was something Izuku was familiar with. He could work with that.
"Deku, I have absolutely no desire of hearing anything that comes out of your mouth. The answer is no."
"But Kacchan, please..-"
"Bye, Deku." And Katsuki was gone.
"Well-that didn't seem like you succeeded in doing whatever you tried to do." Shoto has moved swiftly behind him, Sero stuck to his back for some reason Izuku was scared to ask about.
"Why doesn't he want to date me." Izuku murmured his fingers messing the locks on his head.
"What the actual fuck, Zuku?" Sero murmured a chocolate snitch hanging from his mouth. Shoto just looked at him with confusion, mouth a little open and his eyes as wide as they can get.
"Am I ugly?"
"Zuku, darling, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. And Katsuki is definitely an arsehole if he can't see that. I just have one simple question." Shoto started now throwing himself over Izuku.
"Since when the fuck do you have the hosts for fucking Katsuki Bakugo?? " He asked with genuine curiosity.
Izuku sighed throwing himself on the ground with a loud thud, making the boys look at him in a small circle on top of him.
"What made you think I like him? I don't. " He said making the long haired boy scrunch his face.
"You just said you want to date him."
"Fake datw him! Fake! Arghhhh." And he stood up running in the direction where Katsuki just git lost in, leavung his friends to look at him with confusion.
....
"Kacchan, wai--oof" He screamed once the boy was in his sight again, but stumbled in his legs, loosing balance and facepalming on the cold floor.
"You stupid fuck. You have two left legs or what?" Katsuki cursed making his way to Izuku and with displeased grimace, basically forcing him on his feet. The green haired boy just chuckled, holding his bleeding nose.
"Don't move fucker. " Katsuki murmured, getting his wand from the inside pocket of his robe and pointing it at Izuku.
"Episkey*." He said and Izuku felt the uncomfortable way his nose bones moved and getting fixed.
He removed his hand, smilling at the boy.
"Thanks, Kacchan." Katsuki just rolled his eyes, flicking his forehead with a 'tss'.
"Please, listen to me, I swear it is a really good idea."
Katsuki closed his eyes and it took anither 15 seconds before he looked at Izuku again.
"You never have good ideas, shitty Deku."
"That is true, but still."
He basically was holding Katsuki's robe in his hands and begging the boy with his eyes.
"Sure, whatever, let's hear the stupid idea if yours." Izuku beamed, wrapping his hand around Katsuki's wrist and running in the direction of the closest bench.
Izuku forced Katsuki to sit on it and stood infront of him with a smile.
"So, you know how, the other houses don't really like us?"
"Understandably so."
"Kacchan! "
"What? Have you seen the shitheads you hang with? They made all of Hufflepufs's scarfs so itchy that they got a pimples all over. " Izuku sighed, sitting crosslegged on the ground infront of Katsuki.
"I mean, they sneaked mandrakes in our dorm at 3 am and took them out."
"Good." Katsuki murmured, hitting Izuku's knee with his boot.
"Whatever. So-- I think that if the Slytherins acctually agree that we are not that bad, they would too. So, if the heads of Gryffindor and Slytherin date, then the houses would be forced to hang, so then you all would see that we are acctually, really amazing and cool, and then you would agree on that comoletely real fact and tell the other houses, and baaaam house union." Izuku said all of that so fast, Katsuki needed a second to catch up.
"There is no way in hell, that the Slytherins would acctually agree that yall are cool."
"No, I am sure they would like us. " Katsuki laughed a secknd time today.
A new record in Izuku's book.
Izuku couldn't keep his eyes away.
"No, they deffinetly won't."
"Wanna bet?" Katsuki stopped laughing at that.
Got him.
Izuku thought as he smiled.
"What do I win?"
"Let's say that the one who wins gets to make the other do 1 thing that they want, without complains, no exceptions. "
"What if I ask you to jump of the Astronomy tower?"
"You won't."
Katsuki thought for a second, putting his hands on the back of the bench, looking down at Izuk.
"Deal."
Izuku looked dissapointed for a second, until his brain processed what Katsuki said and he jumped to his feet.
"Wait...WHAT?"
"What, nerd?" Katsuki looked at him under the heaviness of his eyebrows, squinting.
"You agree? Like, really? No pressure? You just agree?" Izuku asked, his hand moving left and right as a sign of how confused he was.
"Yeah? What? If you don't want me to do it, just say so." Katsuki rolled his eyes.
"No! I want to, please, what? What?" Izuku was still trying to comprehend that Katsuki acctually agreed.
"What, for fuck sake, Deku? I just want to prove that my house would no way in hell, find yours pleasing."
Okay, that made sense for Izuku. Katsuki loved to be right, okay.
"Okay. Yeah. Oh my God, Kacchan!" He smiled now, it finally sinking in his head. He laughed and wrapped his hands around Katsuki's head for a couple seconds, before completely ignoring the boy afterwards and running towards his dorm.
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"Ocha!" He screamed once he saw the girl walking down the stairs towards the Great Hall, her back pack tied to her hips and just rolling on the ground behind her, she stoped turning her attention to him with a jelly worm dangling from her mouth.
"Go clean these toilets, darling!" He laughed when he saw the way her eyes were getting wider with every beat of his heart. Izuku felt so estatic, he could probably fight off the squid in the Black Lake.
"He said yes?!" She screames, now all the students around them, turning to look at the two screamers.
"He said yes!" He jumped with a fist in the air, Ochacco's jelly worm falling to the ground.