(bg: pearl is jinx, lizzie is isha (shut up ik shes mute let me have this), scott is ekko, shelby is vi, katherine is cait, scar is jayce, grian is viktor, gem is maddy, stress is mel)
[Sound of film roll playing in the background. Score plays in background. Camera turns on, showing nine people sitting together on director chairs, names emblazoned on the backs of each chair. Unseen interviewer begins speaking.]
Host: So, you nine are what most watchers would call the main cast of Arcane. Would you agree with that?
[Group turns to look at each other, bursting into laughter.]
Lizzie: Uh, didn’t know that meant me, but I mean, yeah!
Shelby: Yeah, she died really fast, could we get her out of here?
[Cast laughs again, Lizzie putting on a dramatic fake-angry face.]
Scar: Ignoring that, yeah, definitely! Uh, I feel like, whenever the viewers make thirst traps, it’s usually of us, so I’m on board with that.
Lizzie: Scar, are you aware how old my character is?
Scar: Well, someone had to get sad edits of them.
[Cams cut to voice recording booths, as Pearl awkwardly stands before a mic.]
Pearl: Do I just-? Yeah, okay. Ahem. [In American accent] It’s Jinx now. Powder fell down a well.
[Camera cuts to Stress, laughing with Grian.]
Grian: Don’t you be taking my man!
Stress: I- I’m sorry! I- [Breaks down laughing.] It’s not my fault I’m a homewrecker!
[Score intensifies, showing main nine standing in recording booths, paired by twos and one group of 3.]
Interviewer [Off-screen]-So, today, we have some fun stuff planned.
[Camera shows each group- Katherine and Shelby, Grian and Scar, Pearl,Scott, and Lizzie, Gem and Stress]
Interviewer: So, here are your scripts for season 2.
[Shows all reactions, mostly gasps and surprised laughing.]
Stress: Oh my God, finally!
Lizzie: I exist!
Pearl: I have a sidekick now?!
Grian: Do I die!? DO I DIE?!
Shelby: Am I gay again? Oh wait, no, wuh luh wuh situationship breakup! No!
Scott: Oo la la! This is- wow.
Interviewer: We’re gonna have you answer some questions from fans after an initial readthrough of the script. We’ll check back in a few hours.
[Camera changes to show screenshots of text posts from Tumblr and Twitter]
gay-for-vi: arcane s2 is coming out soon i am UNWELL.
pearlypopperz: istg my bbg vik better survive
arcane.edits: viktornation, new season soon, how we feeling?
kuromigirl: if we have a jayvik divorce arc again im gonna jump off a cliff
naturewiveslvr: im just happy kat and shelby are together!! their dynamic is adorable.
[Camera pans back to first scene, all cast members chattering amongst themselves.]
Interviewer: So we thought it’d be fun to give you guys a listen to the soundtrack of season two today, and-
[Laughter erupts as Scar jumps up with excitement, and proceeds to trip and fall on his face.]
Scar: Forgot I couldn’t walk for a second.
[Camera flickers through shots of each actor sitting in their recording booth, holding their scripts and facing the camera. Stops at Shelby’s shot.
Shelby: Welcome to the Netflix special: Arcane, Season 2: In the making.
[Camera flicks to Scar.]
Scar: We’ve got a crazy lineup for you guys.
[Camera flicks through multiple POV’s.]
Katherine: Music.
Grian: Clips.
Lizzie: Behind the scenes.
Gem: Exclusive art.
Pearl: Even viewer contributions!
Stress: And so much more to come. Bye guys, see you next episode!
[Camera shows each actor waving goodbye, and clicks off. Score keeps playing in background.]