Chapter 11
pidgon.cake
i can't believe you did that
yo
YOU
MESSAGED
JAMES
I TOL F YOU NOT YO
angelbaby25
good morning evan
how did you sleep evan?
oh i slept well thanks
i dreamt about
ponies
pidgon.cake
psycjo
angelbaby25
qu'est-ce que c'est
pidgon.cake
quest que yor mom
what thefuck man
angelbaby25
im half german
pidgon.cake
9 1 1
one of the aliens escaped area 51
okay hotler
you messaged james
angelbaby25
he seemed nice 🙂
pidgon.cake
ill have you kow that I just vot up to check all ny windows anfshit
that emoji
givesme war gladhbadkcs
*flashbacks
and
also
ill have you know
you te4rfied the shit out of him
angelbaby25
i don't actually know his ip
it was just funny watching him panic
he sent a 3 and a half minute voice memo literally begging me to say who i was
he didn't even say your name :(
pidgon.cake
stop
stop
you're scaring me
youre doung it ahsjn
again
angelbaby25
hm?
pidgon.cake
your
showing
emotions
scary.
angelbaby25
oh
i am emotionless
pidgon.cake
rhats better
how's your body
angelbaby25
alive
pidgon.cake
no shit
i meabt
angelbaby25
ohh
it's fine
still some pain when i wake up but after my meds it's alrightish
pidgon.cake
thats good
uhm
yeah
angelbaby25
how's your body?
pidgon.cake is typing…
The question took him by surprise. Of course he knew he was the one to ask that stupid question in the first place and this Evan bloke was only returning common courtesy, but it didn't stop his cheeks from warming up. His teeth from clenching in embarrassment.
Barty chewed on his lip, feeling the dry skin beneath his teeth. He'd stopped typing and his phone screen had gone black. The obvious response was something snarky and stupid and hung in his mind like a taunt, a comment about how his body wanted Evan except he couldn't bring himself to speed through another one of his brainrot texts and hit send like he would've normally done. There was still that nagging feeling of shame and guilt after Evan had revealed that he was asexual. As if he'd forced it out of him.
It was another one of those moments where Barty had felt that his personality had failed him and turned him into something worth distaste.
He swallowed that feeling, switching his phone back on to see a text from his father. He rolled his eyes.
father
Please do not forget to feed yourself.
Will be home by lunch.
09:45
bart
cas wants to go out for lunch
Liar. Liar. Liar. Lying is a sin.
father
There are eggs.
Make something.
Nobody should be visiting you.
09:53