Chapter 1
angelbaby25
hey
19:03
angelbaby25
am i texting a dead account or something
21:27
cakedupjollywanger
dude, do i know yuo
like srlsy
and who thef uck opendd up with hays
*hey?????
aerial kilelr akrtt
00:16
angelbaby25
you can't spell.
yuck
cakedupjollywanger
how do u knownme dje
*dude
angelbaby25
@ was written on a bathroom door
i tjought i read it wrong
cakedupjollywanger
omd
*omg
omg
kmf
fucking hate fisndhit
angelbaby25
lol.
what were you gonna say?
cakedupjollywanger
hippo critical
of you
i can spell hyproctu
hyoipodct
hyrosrict
i proismse
angelbaby25
oh. okay.
my name is evan
cakedupjollywanger
adn im tomhams jefferosn
angelbaby25
nice. are you studying?
im doing mortuary science.
cutting up dead bodies and shit.
cakedupjollywanger
freakazoid
thays hot
we should have zex
humhmhm
sex witg mortisty science boy
r u boy?
angelbaby25
i have a penis.
cakedupjollywanger
hmmm just my type
angelbaby25
wow. coherent.
that's a first.
you like dicks?
cakedupjollywanger
anything with a dick is fair game
oh my fuck
autocorrect is so disgusting
angelbaby25
i gtg
01:48
cakedupjollywanger
babe.
no.
comeback
*come back
i put autocorrect on you for
omg for you
fong
fuck
kff
oh
my
fucking
im going to kill jesus
01:50
angelbaby25
lol. okay.
02:37
cakedupjollywanger
were you cutting up a dead boy
body
body
oh wait i did spell it reaihtj
right
angelbaby25
i can't say
cakedupjollywanger
cryotic
that's evan bigger
jotter
jotter
hotter
you senwhat i didt here?????
angelbaby25
it's hard to tell
but ig so.
wait
are you a minor?
cakedupjollywanger
would you like me to b
e?
angelbaby25
fuck off.
are you or not?
cakedupjollywanger
im 19
and clinically depressed
angelbaby25
my condolences.