I NEED BLEACH
MARCH 29
9:50 PM
peter: what were you guys laughing abt before in Sirius's room I will not be able to go to sleep if I don't know. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
remus: ........no
lily: 😨
james: you don't wanna know chat 😭
lily: nothing important Peter
peter: I dooo
peter: You saying that makes me think it's important
remus: its not...
lily: 😰
peter: Why are you sweating lily 😭😭
peter: Just like Luis
lily: 😭😭
james: Chat we've traumatized u enough these past few days 😭
remus: huhhhh..
remus: who's luis 😭
remus: REAL
peter: The wringing out sweat
peter: From his headband
remus: OH.
remus: right..
peter: What is that supposed to mean 😭😭😭😭😭
remus: with some of the things...
remus: like, AHEM
james: U don't need more trauma
peter: AHEN?
remus: THAT ONE THING YOU LOOKED UP WHEN WE TOLD YOU NOT TO
peter: Oh.
peter: Well now I feel like I live under a rock since all of you know and I don't
remus: stay that way
james: fr
peter: What how?
james: you'll find out soon
remus: it just is
lily: Yeah
remus: you'll learn in health next year...
peter: Ok but what we're you laughing about though
peter: Like what did you say
remus: AHEM
remus: UHH
remus: NO
peter: 😳
remus: yeah.
peter: I won't! I promise
remus: you don't wanna know
peter: I just wanna know
remus: i'm not gonna tell you
peter: Like what you sai
remus: someone else can
peter: Like the words that came out of your mouth
remus: guys a little help here?
peter: Lily!!!!!
lily: Yes?
james: chat we can't be the ones to tell u
peter: Wait who even said it
remus: "my mom put it in the wash and it came out hard. it's really hard now. like rock solid."
remus: me
peter: And what was said
lily: Sirius said it I think
remus: i did
peter: Wait is this about living under a rock.
remus: and sirius was the one who got weirded out
lily: he said that's what she said i think
peter: Is it like I saying
remus: yeah
remus: uh
remus: sureeee..
peter: A*
peter: Wait I'm looking up putting cloths in wash and it coming out hard as a rock.
remus: nooo
remus: peterrr
remus: you said you woulnt
remus: wouldn't
peter: But I need to know
james: U don't
remus: i dont even think it will come up
peter: Is the answer any where on here?
james: No chat it's fine you'll find out one day and you'll regret asking
remus: no.
peter: What do I look up
peter: ?!?!?
remus: ill answer the call in a sec
peter: Ok!!
peter: Sirius why did you say that's what she said???
sirius: Uhhhhhhhh
sirius: Help
peter: Bro just answer it's not that hard
sirius: It is tho
remus: it iss
lily: It is
sirius: Help
james: It is
remus: im sorry
peter: I'll give you 25 cents
remus: NO
sirius: Nope
peter: 100 bucks
lily: MORE jk
sirius: Keep ur innocence while u still can
remus: fr
sirius: Pls
remus: hELP
remus: HES ASKING IF THE WORD STARTED WITH A P...
peter: Wait what was the name of the word I looked up the other day
remus: NO
sirius: NO
remus: HELP HES SO CLOSE TO GUESSING IT
james: CHAT HELP
lily: CHAT STOP HIM!!
remus: im crying
sirius: DID HE REMEMBER YET?
remus: no..
remus: sirius come back
remus: we're just playing roblox
peter: Sirius join us
peter: Please play color block with us yzbsiriuuss
remus: we're playing roblox!!
sirius: Whold on
sirius: Peter send me a friend request
peter: Ok
peter: I'm [i am not making up a username make one urself smh]
sirius: Send a screenshot
sirius: Ello
sirius: HELLO
sirius: PETER
sirius: REMUS
sirius: JAMES
sirius: ANYONE
james: HIS PHONE DIED
sirius: Oop kk
lily: YES???
remus: hihi
sirius: lol i just wanted attention
remus: real.
remus: except i hate attention
remus: but like...
remus: real.
remus: anyone wanna play mm2?
peter: What was it about again
peter: Stuffed animal, dinosaur with beads at bottom, washing machine make the dinosaur hard? Is that it or am I missing something
james: the last one
peter: What am I missing
peter: Ik what to look up
peter: Health
peter: And hard dinosaur
peter: I'll just look up health hard in stead than
peter: [img. snapchat ai]
ME
That's what she said health hard
MY AI
Haha, I see what you mean! "Thats what she said" is a phrase used to add a humorous or suggestive twist to a statement. It's all about finding those unexpected and funny interpretations. 😄🙊
peter: I figured it out!
remus: help its accurate
peter: [img. snapchat ai]
ME
Health hard
MY AI
Oh, I think I understand now! When you say "health hard," are you referring to the challenges and difficulties that can come with maintaining good health? It can definitely be tough to make healthy choices sometimes, but it's important to prioritize our well-being. Is there anything specific you're facing or need advice on? I'm here to help! 🌱💪
peter: I got it
peter: You guys are making it sound inappropriate so I'll look up inappropriate health hard
peter: [img google search] Is this it
peter: [img reddit post] Did I get it?
remus: OMG
remus: NO
james: stop looking stuff up
peter: I did?!?
peter: Why I need to know!
remus: I NEED BLEACH
remus: MY EYES
remus: MY POOR EYES
remus: WE WARNED YOU
remus: WHYYYYYY
james: DONT DO THIS
remus: NO PETER
remus: DONT DO IT
james: PLS NO
peter: [img. full reddit story]
remus: DELETE THAT
remus: IM CRYING
remus: STOP
peter: Ok
peter: I don't get it
remus: YOURE TRAUMATIZING US NOW
james: FR
peter: IM SORrY!!
james: DONT LOOK IT UP ANYMORE PLS PLS PLS DONT
peter: I'll stop
james: Ty!!
remus: THANK YOU
peter: I'll just ask my sister or something
james: NO
remus: THATS EVEN WORSE
remus: DONT DO THAT
peter: Oh ok
peter: OKAY
peter: I won't
peter: I'll just wait u till I figure it ou5
peter: Out
peter: When I'm like 87 or something
james: no itll be b4 that
peter: I don't think so
remus: are you planning to have kids?
peter: Yes 12 or 3
remus: then youll know when youre 87
peter: Wait so I'll find out when I'm 88
peter: 87*
james: Way b4
remus: no youll find out before you have kids
peter: Than when
peter: So today?
remus: NO.
james: prob within 1-3 yrs??
peter: What if I don't and I already have all of my kids
remus: that's impossible
peter: I feel know nothing though
remus: thats a good thing
james: yeah
peter: Like I*
peter: No it's not
peter: You all know but I don't
remus: YES IT IS, TRUST ME
peter: But
peter: Wait
peter: Does it have to do with babies being born
remus: ...
remus: im not answering that.
peter: Wait do you know how it happens?
remus: do you?
peter: No
james: this isn't something we're qualified to talk abt
remus: real
james: chat pls you'll find out some day just not rn
remus: i think we're learning ab it in health next year
james: yeah
peter: At the beginning of the year I thought it was just 2 people hugging but now that doesn't make sence because I hug people and I don't have any children so...
peter: Anyways
peter: Since we aren't qualified to talk about this we can stop
remus: YES PLEASE
peter: I apologies
james: Yes pls!!!!!!
remus: I APOLOGIZE
remus: AND
remus: I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY
peter: Thanks
peter: I think im gonna throw up
james: OMG NO
remus: oh no...
james: DID U GOOGLE ANYTHING
peter: No
peter: It just sound gross
james: GOOD!!
james: yeah
peter: What ever it was you were talking about
peter: What are you guys doing on Easter