Chapter 15
Tom sat up, groaning. "Why did I make so many bloody Horcruxes?" he grumbled.
~Because you're an idiot?~ a familiar voice suggested innocently.
"~Shut up, Nagini.~" The python stuck her tongue out at him, eyes glittering mischievously. Tom stuck his tongue out, too.
A house-elf popped onto the bed, beaming. "Master Dark Lord is awake!" Dobby exclaimed. "Master Lucius and Misters Sev and Squirrel is being waiting in the game room for yous."
Tom's stomach rumbled loudly.
"With breakfasts," Dobby added.
"Thank you, Dobby," Tom said. "I need to get dressed, please."
Dobby disappeared with another pop. Tom slid out of bed, wincing, and walked over to the mirror. Long raven hair, eerie green eyes, pale skin, and a six-pack met his eyes. He was a lot bigger than he remembered (in more than one way, he realized after he glanced at his midriff).
Tom snorted after a moment. "Well, I'd fuck me."
Nagini hiss-laughed so hard she fell off the bed. Tom snickered, and she snapped, ~Shut up, Tom.~