1993
Breaking News
Notorious Gotham Rogues known as Joker and Poison Ivy.
Have now been identified as the missing English married Duke James Potter-Black and Duchess Lily Evans-Potter, who disappeared from their home in 1981 on the 31st of October.
With their One year old daughter still in her nursery sound asleep unaware that her parents had disappeared, the little Heiress Potter-Black was then taken directly to her aunt, the Queen of England Elizabeth the Second.
She , along with her cousin and god-brother Heir Longbottom, was also taken to his aunt to help Heiress Potter-Black by providing a familiar face for the Heiress.
This was a thankful blessing, as only seven days after the disappearance of the Potter couple. The cousin of Franklin Longbottom (commonly known as Frank Longbottom) and his wife Alice Longbottom were tortured into insanity by Frank Longbottom and James Potter's insane cousin Bellatrix Black-Lestrange
And early this week, both Heiress Potter-Black and Heir Longbottom were allowed to visit both the Joker (Formerly known as James Potter-Black) and Poison Ivy (Formerly known as Lily Evans-Potter). To have paperwork signed as both Joker and Poison Ivy were still considered to be the two young teens guardians and had guardianship over both teens, even though the former couple (who are in the process of getting divorced) were still technically declared missing, and presumed dead five years ago in 1988, after disappearing and not being seen for seven years. Which is how long someone has before being declared dead in the eyes of the law.
That was what the newspaper said.
"Well, that was one way to get the paperwork from my niece, and cause mass panic, you really are an Al Ghul, my darling." Said the women who placed the newspaper down and then turned to the thirteen year old Aster-Regulus.
"Thank you, Aunt Talia, is Damian coming to the celebration." Said Aster to her great aunt Talia Al Ghul, who was her maternal grandmother's half sister through their shared father Ra's Al Ghul.
"Yes, Damian is coming to the celebration. Why wouldn't he? You are his favourite family member who shares blood with him." Was the annoyed response from Talia because no matter how many animals she gives her son, Aster will still be the favourite blood relative much to her announcement.
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P.O.V Damian Al Ghul Wayne
Damian was in the bat cave watching his brother's and father plus Brown having what he thinks is just a touch away from being mental breakdowns Jason, Cass, and himself were just watching what was happening.
Grayson was stressing out and somehow thought that doing acrobat trick would help but somehow Grayson got stuck in some weird movement and couldn't get unstuck even though all he needed to do was move his left foot or that's what Jason told him which after looking properly at Grayson, Damian agreed with Jason's assessment of Grayson and it showed how out of it Grayson was if he couldn't actually get himself unstuck.
Father was going through all his information about Joker and Poison Ivy trying to see what he missed not that it would work because cousin Lily (who Damian had introduced himself to when she left Arkham two days after her meeting with cousin Aster and cousin Neville, cousin Lily had cried when she realised that he was her cousin) was a very smart person even when she's mentally unstable like how she made sure that no one would connect herself or Joker to each other or England.
Drake was sleeping on the floor with a pillow and a blanket courtesy of Alfred, but the fact that Drake had slept more in the past week than he had since Damian met him was saying something.
But Brown was the worst she didn't have anything that could be even considered purple or anything waffle related or even pancake related she wasn't playing jokes but the worst was that she had no glitter or anything that could count as glitter she had no sprinkles, sugar, chocolate, cake, cupcakes or anything sweet it was concerning but she was only eating chips and potato fries and it wasn't even sweet potato just normal potato.
Thankful both Jason and Cass were aware of who Aster and Neville were before the meeting as Jason's actual mother was Damian's cousin Petunia Evans (teen pregnancy) and Cass paternal grandmother was aunt Violet's twin sister aunt Rose so basically both Cass and Jason were his cousin's children which remained him.
"Jason, Cass, are you coming with me to cousin Petunia's." He said to both the older teens on each side of him.
"Yes, cousin Petunia demanded my presence she said she needed every girl in the family there if she was to deal with the men there." Was Cass' quite response.
"Yes mum will bring out her swords and come here to get me if I don't go and drag me there by my ear she actual sent me a very detailed text about what will happen if I don't go willingly it involves mum having aunt Lily tell all the rogues about my toddler years and showing baby pictures." Was said in Jason's annoyed but not really annoyed tone of voice, Jason even had a small smile.
It was nice seeing Jason smile he doesn't really smile much when he's in gotham unless he's with Cass and Damian himself or Poison Ivy which now makes sense since Poison Ivy was actually Jason's aunt Lily who even though spent so much time away at boarding school was still very present in Jason's life going as far as having cousin Regulus, cousin Sirius, cousin Alice and her friends to help her leave school on the weekends so she could spend time with Jason and Petunia on the weekends.
Sometimes when cousin Petunia needed a babysitter for Jason cousin Lily would go and pick up Jason and take Jason back to her school every single person at cousin Lily's school got used to seeing cousin Lily with a baby then a toddler every now and then many of cousin Lily's photos from school from fifth year up also star Jason and Lily took many photos, a lot even had Cass as cousin Lily would go a steal Cass from cousin David who got used to Lily stealing Cass and cousin Petunia doing the same with Cass.
Hence why Jason and Cass got along so well as they were usually around each and so use to the other being there for them since they could remember that they call each other their twin and honestly they were raised together and even if cousin David tired to keep Cass from getting kidnapped by cousin Lily and cousin Petunia it never worked as both of them were extremely skilled and just stole Cass every week and if David annoyed them the long they had Cass hence why Cass has a bedroom in everyone of the family's houses and properties.
"How did she react when she realised it was you." Damian couldn't help but be curious about what would happen when she realised that Jason was well Jason.
Turns out Cass was curious too as she turned with questing eyes to Jason.
"Oh... well... uh, well... um." As Jason stalled, Damian and Cass already came to the same conclusion.
"You didn't tell her, did you." Said Damian while Cass nodded her head in agreement.
"Yes." Said a very awkward looking Jason.
"We are going now to tell her." Said Cass but she said it in a tone and way that Jason couldn't say no unless he wanted to deal with Cass and her unique way of forcing people to do things she was raised by Cassiopeia Black and Petunia Evans.
And with that, the three left the cave in their civilian clothes, not even trying to sneak out because no one in the family would even realise with their near mental breakdowns.
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Damian, Cass, and Jason were at Ivy's place in their civilian clothes and knocking on Ivy's door.
When the door opened, it was Harley Quinn who opened it, and she was looking very confused with why three of Bruce Wayne's children were on Poison Ivy's doorstep.
"What are you little Wayne's doing here." said Harley Quinn with a curious tone of voice.
Then they heard a distance voice say, "Did you say little Wayne's." Then the sound of something breaking and the sound of someone running to the door.
Soon, Ivy was at the door, having opened the door more so she could see them, and her mouth dropped open at seeing Jason standing there.
"Jason." Said Ivy shocked that Jason was there not that Cass or Damian minded they already had their reunion in Cass' case or meeting in Damian's case.
"Hi, Aunt Lily." As soon as Jason said that Lily was running and hugging Jason, using her powers to have a plant boost her up so she could hug her nephew.
"Wait, aunt, okay, what is going on." Said a still extremely confused, Harley.
"Cousin Jason is the son of cousin Petunia whose cousin Lily's sister while I am cousins Lily, Petunia and David and cousin's Aster-Regulus, Jason and Cass are their children respectively." Said Damian to Harley, hoping to clear up some of the blatantly obvious confusion and was rewarded with a "oh" of understanding from Harley.