James Potter turned to Sirius and smirked. No one was going to catch them on their mischevouslessness this time. He continued eating potatoes sassily on his chair.Â
All of a sudden, Wormtail stormed in. The jack-o-lanterns were floating gingerly over their heads. But he didn't give a crap. He walked to James.
'What is it, Wormtail?' Remus asked.
'Don't get in this, Remus,' he cried. Then he stabbed James.
The betrayal felt worse than the stabbing itself.
'What the fuck, Wormtail? We're besties!' James reprimanded him.
'Sorry, I stabbed you, but you were mean to me the other day and James told me to stand up for myself!'
'He's James, you melon-head!' Sirius-polijuiced-as-James shouted.
James was also polijuiced but as Sirius.It was part of an awesome prank.
'Don't lie!' Wormtail whimpered and pushed the dagger deeper into James.
'Wormtail…' Remus shook his head in disapproval.
James took the last bite at his tasty potato and stood up with giddy indignation. 'It's truly me!'
Peter doubted. Remus sighed. Sirius giggled. On the Slytherin table, Severus muttered, 'Dunderheads!' but he did so thinking this gave him a chance with Lily. He didn't know why he hadn't stabbed Potter himself sooner.
Peter believed James now. He was so so sorry. He hugged James and accidentally pushed the dagger deeper inside. 'Ouch!'
'Sorry! Here, let me get it out.'
Wormtail pulled the dagger out. James complained harder. Blood sprinkled happily about.
Peter panicked and put the dagger back again. This time on James belly.
'Stop stabbing James!' Sirius yelled with a bark.
'It was unintentional… this time'
'Just… pretend I said something funny…' James stumbled dramatically onto a bowl of pudding. Died.
'Mr Pettigrew! That's 5 points for stabbing a classmate!" Minnie scowled.
Dumbledore disagreed wisely. 'Now, now, Minerva. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. The boy said sorry. It takes greater courage to apologize. 3 hundred points for Gryffindor!'
Lily was crying on James dead body. 'Who's gonna be the father of my scrawny boys now?!"
Severus stepped forward but he died too. The prank Sirius and James had planned was to give him a vampire-turning potion. When the sun touched him he vaporized.
Then James ghost appeared and he started snogging Lily in front of everyone. They were all happy because Pettigrew promised not to stab anyone anymore. Except poor Myrtle who didn't get the ghost-boyfriend she had day dreamed about.