WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Summary
The world breaks, oops!
Note
Figure out the timeline. Silly billy.

Harry is on the train, in the compartment and- oh my god why Is Orion Black melting?! “Oh… well I guess I’m getting killed off, bye.” what in the world does Black mean by that… OH MY GOD WHY IS THE SKY GREEN?! Harry is so confused… then he realizes the train is melting. Why is his life like this?

Oh boy now they’re somehow at Hogwarts. And he’s at the Gryfindor table, he looks to the left… and Riddle is there, to Harry’s right is Hermione. “You should study more, honestly Harry!” They say in unison ewww creepy, their irises are pure black. What.

Now he’s at the Dursleys in the cupboard under the stairs. And why are there so many spiders??? Now he’s in the Forbidden Forest in front of Aragog, He tries to run but he’s caught. He tries to calm down… but the fear overwhelms him. Now he’s on the quidditch pitch. But no one is cheering, he sees Dementors, He falls.

Oh. He’s been woken up.