Weird People, Too Many
Alas, After about twenty minutes of Severus crawling around like a monkey in the entire venue, Did the guests start pouring in.
And oh boy, If Severus thought they were extra, He should've taken a look at the guests. Almost like it's their wedding days! So extra and fancy!!
Sidus quickly picked him up, While Eileen and Aralia went to greed the guests entering.
Sidus himself also walked to the entrance, Severus still in his hands. Now with three men with him, Sidus and those three went to sit on the soft and expensive sofas.
Severus could see, obviously. That the men were quite tall, And looked uncannily similar to Sirius, Regulus, James and Lucius...
Using his big brain, Severus managed to point out that these men were infact Abraxas Malfoy, Fleamont Potter, And Orion Black.
The women, Severus could not see. Since they were sitting on the other side of the venue. How classical, Huh?
The first to speak, was whom Severus assumed to be fleamont.
"Ah! This must be your kid!" Said fleamont rather brightly, Severus thought he would be an old cranky man.
"Obviously." Abraxas replied drily, And fleamonts eye gave ever the slightest twitch.
"Sure looks like you and Eileen, Huh?" Orion finally said, Man. His voice was Raspy!
"Yup! guys, Meet Severus. Severus, Meet These three! The Blondie is Aracas malltoy—" Sidus grinned at the men, But was cut off by abraxas' cold voice.
"Aracas? Malltoy? Really? It's abraxas malfoy!" Hissed the man, And Sidus just gave a dismissive wave of his hand before Continuing.
"Yeah yeah, And the one with brown hair is Feesmount batter—" Again, Poor Sidus was cut off by this time fleamont cry.
"FEESMOUNT!!? FEESMOUNT BATTER!? ITS FLEAMONT POTTER!!" The Potter half yelled, And this time, Sounds gave a sheepish scratch at the back of his head.
"...right. not like sev will remember you anyways—" Sidus grinned, But it seemed the man was going to be bullied today.
"YES HE WILL!" The two (abraxas and fleamont), shouted in unison. Making some guests snap their heads to see the commotion.
"Best kept quiet, Gentlemen. Ah, Hey there, birthday boy. I happen to be Orion black." Said the black haired man, And Severus felt at piece that he knew his theory was correct now, But then remembered they must've brought their kids too..
Oh well, BETTER life. Those angel and demon duo promised him, They better keep it!
Severus babbled at Orion, And fleamont and Abraxas cooed, Before Severus was snatched from sidus' lap by abraxas, And placed in his lap instead.
"Hey! I should get rights to the kid! I'm his godfather!!!" Fleamont complained, And Severus felt his blood run cold. Oh HELL no— well, Fleamont wasn't that bad according to the news, was he?...
"And I'm good looking like him." Orion pointed out, Severus would have to agree. Everyone here was looking real nice, Probably because basically everyone was dressed so amazing.
"Yeah, Well He obviously likes me more." Abraxas cut in smoothly, And Sidus huffed.
"And I'm the same blood as him!—" He pointed an accusing finger at the three, But again, was unable to finish his words. Severus almost felt bad.
"We don't care." The other three said ij unison, And were back to cooing at Severus and ghosting their fingers above his skin, wiggling their fingers at him but never touching.
"Can I keep him?" Abraxas asked, And he damn well sounded genuine.
"NO!—" Sidus cried out, And the four were silent for a moment, Before bursting into laughter.
The conversation they followed was boring, With Severus being passed on their laps and his hair being played with while the men talked about economics and their wives.
In the end, Severus decided to just crawl away from them, And to find the other kids around here. He couldn't be the only one, right?
And Severus was right. You can blame that on his smarts from his past life. He infact found some other kid, A Blondie who looked oh so very mature. Probably eight or seven, Thought Severus.
Crawling over to the boy, Severus tugged on his pants, Causing the boy to turn around and look down at him.
"Oh?— ah, Your the birthday boy..Severus, was it? Severus Prince...yes, I recall. Your father took your mother's last name because his didn't sound very good and then—" The Blondie started to recite Severus' entire fucking life story, And Severus low-key started crying.
The kid, Caught of guard quickly hoisted him up and set him on one of the empty sofas.
"No no, Dont cry.. I don't have any sisters or brothers, I don't know how to deal with kids... I'm Lucius Malfoy, By the way." The Blondie, Lucius said. And Severus felt his tears stop and mouth drop into a silent 'o'.
"Hmm? What's wrong? I suppose even...kids know of my great family name!" Mini Lucius laughed haughtily, So Lucius was always a prideful one, huh?
Severus found it weird, how these people behaved like he could understand them. Which he could, but a normal one year old shouldn't be able to, and these genius Purebloods should know that much!
Lucius was about to talk a bit more, But a man approached them both, And Lucius seemed to still, Before smiling at the man, A picture perfect classic pureblood smile as he straightened up. Truly seeming like the Malfoy heir.
"Mr. Cygnus, I greet you." Said Lucius, And Severus had to think this one through...Who was Cygnus?— that's when it clicked, Oh. Narcissa, Andromeda, And Bellatrix's father...Hm. there were indeed more people than Severus could recognize!
"Ah, Lucius. How you have grown. Why don't you go accompany Narcissa?" Cygnus had a dark glimmer in his eyes as he spoke. Severus supposed that this was the norm, Yes. He knew from Lucius in his past life that from birth, His and narcissa's marriages were planned.
Lucius nodded, And walked away with his head held up high, Now Severus was alone with Cygnus. It was a damn lot of tension between a grown man and a one year old.
Trying to think of something cute to do to not have Cygnus stare him down like Severus was lamb for slaughter, Severus did what would come to his brain.
He was a kid anyways, So very simply and definitely not suspiciously, Severus babbled as cute as he could, Forced his big doe eyes to widen impossibly more, And reached out his little hands for Cygnus.
Cygnus stared him down for a good five minutes, And Severus wanted to throw himself down a lake. Good new life his arse. Where the FUCK did that angel and demon disappear!?
And finally, The man took Severus' little hand in his own, And lowered to give it a soft kiss. Believe Severus when he told you he got the damn creeps.
Cygnus that proceeded to straighten up, Stare Severus down again, And then walk away. Severus almost wanted to shout. Hey, hey hey!!!— who the hell leaves w kid alone in such a big venue on a damn sofa!?!?!
Severus wanted to scream like a banshee, But was that a normal reaction for a kid? He wouldn't know, huh?
So Severus just crawled off of the sofa, Hit his body rather hard on the expensive looking floor but sucked it in. Because, He had too. Be prideful, be mindful, Be demure. Much like Lucius!
Severus started crawling around again after getting off of that cliff of a sofa, And made his way to the food. It wasn't time to eat yet, And the house elves that Severus had grown so used to seeing were putting it on the long tables draped in silk cloths, Filling them up.
Severus wanted a bite, And he damn well was about to bite a house elves ankle and then jump onto the table by jumping on their body first, But again, Some arms picked him up by underneath his arm pits.
God damn it, Severus felt like a damn fucking animal! What was he!?! Something interesting in the museum!?! Nobody could just come and pick him up like that!
But when severus turned around, He saw the horrifying face of Walburga black..
Food wasn't served yet...
It was much too early to end the party..
And poor Severus was stuck at the hands of this woman?
It would indeed be a very much long night for Severus...and a memorable one, Not in a good way.