Start From Scratch
Severus' whole body hurt. His vision was blurry, End he didn't feel...Like an adult. After that damned Angels Blinding glitz and glam show, He had fainted or something. His ears were ringing, And blinking a few times, Severus realized he was in someone's hands, Someone smiling. Disheveled black hair, no beard or mustache, Pale skin..Severus couldn't make out the man's eye color.
"My baby! Aww, cute just like your mother!!" The man cooed, Severus was confused, my baby? Cute? Haha. Now he was definitely high on drugs. Severus tried to speak, But all that came out were child-like babbles. Huh?—
Suddenly, That's when it hit him.
Oh.
So when that angle and demon said he'd be living life again, They meant right from scratch. Oh.
Severus blinked, Staring up at the man and a blonde nurse who was now also hovering above him, Looking concerned.
"They usually cry and scream..This is bad—" The nurse began, Severus blinked again, And started crying, kicking his feet and Screaming to the best of his newborn abilities, Especially since he was wrapped up in a soft and warm cloth.
"Your jinxing it you witch! Shoo shoo!! My child is healthy!" Hissed the man.
"I am a witch! And your a wizard!—" The nurse scowled, But stomped out of the room anyways. That's when severus made yet another realization. This man kept calling severus his baby, But if he was a witch then..
HE WAS NOT TOBIAS!?!
the angel and demon really didn't lie about a 'good life', Severus would cry tears of joy if he wasn't crying like a banshee already. His now-father who he didn't know started rocking Severus back and forth, Before the voice of a woman— Eileen was heard.
"My..child...Give him to me.." She said, Voice hoarse and weak. So his mother was the same, Hmm..The man immediately obeyed, Putting little Severus' in his mother's hands, Who held him close to his chest.
Severus wanted to speak or something, But he couldn't. Wait a minute—
Severus was a baby now so he'd have to..Drink his mother's milk, Right? The idea of that suddenly felt highly embarrassing, And Severus immediately shut up. His father seemed confused.
"Huh..Seems to like you, 'leen." said the man, Sighing.
His mother laughed hoarsely, still weak from well— giving birth to severus. Severus realized she looked more prettier, No longer a long hooked nose, Hair weren't greasy like his, Instead silky. Sweat was sticking to her forehead, But her lips were pink and her skin was a healthy color. Now that both his parents looked good, Severus could only hope he did.
He couldn't help but wonder, However. Who the hell was his father now? A wizard, Ok. A Handsome one, Ok. But...Name? His last name? Ehh, Severus would eventually find out, Right?
Unless he was thrown for adoption—
Severus had to brush those thoughts out of his little head which could only handle so much, Because of this damned weak and little body, He already felt sleepy, And Severus' eyes began to droop around his new and improved parents chatter.
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When Severus woke up again, It was in a little crib stuffed with animals, Pillows and blankets, In an old money themed rich looking room. Well, Severus seems to be rich too. What else could he need in life? He was in a blue onesie, And he seems to have little hair. Oh good, Being bald would look stupid. To him, At least.
He felt hungry though, But again, The thought of drinking from his mother seemed embarrassing.
Off to hell with it, Thought Severus as he Started screaming and crying manically again. Almost immediately, Ran in the man who was his father, And picked him up.
"Hey..Finally, You woke up, little guy!" Smiled Severus' father. "Your mother is still in the hospital, They said her condition was bad, But will eventually get better. I hope, At least..well, Then you'll just have to use the feeder for now."
Severus didn't know why his father sounded apologetic saying that, Severus himself was ecstatic. Said father carried him down the lavish stairs and into the equally or even more lavish lounge, Where was sitting a thin lady with greying, Dark black hair, Pale skin, And sharp blue eyes. She was sipping tea and wearing rich person clothes, Probably because she was a rich person— the old ladies hair were pulled back into a tight bun, And when she looked up and Severus in his father's hands, She smiled.
"Aww, Give my grandson to me, Sidus." Said the old lady, holding her hands out.
Huh, So his father name was Sidus..Ok. Severus hadn't heard that one before— actually, was his name even Severus? Probably...
"K k, Mother-in-law. There you go, I'll go make him his formula." Sidus handed Severus over to his grandmother.
Mother in law..So she was his grandmother from his mother side..Eileen's mother!
"How many times have I told you to just call me Mother?" Scolded the old lady, And laughed Sidus.
"Hey! I have a mother already, Ma'am! I wouldn't want to disrespect her!" Sidus smiled, He seemed fine, Thought Severus. Not bad, Unlike Tobias..
"Then just call me Mother Aralia! Specify it!" The old lady, Aralia then..Laughed back, And Sidus nodded with a sheepish smile, Walking off to make Severus his milk.
The old lady, Aralia looked down at Severus and smiled. Cooing at him. She put a finger Infront of his mouth, Severus wasn't sure what to do. Should he bite? Suck? Ignore? Cry? Giggle? Babble?
Eventually, Severus came to the logical decision that a hungry baby would probably suck, And so he did. Aralia giggled, And Severus felt weird.
Damn, Being a kid meant being absolutely shameless! Well, Severus doubted a two day old kid even knew what shame was but— Oh well.
Five minutes later, and Sidus was back with the feeder, Taking Severus' from his grandmother's hands and feeding him.
Severus had heard from his mother Eileen in his now-past life, That His grandparents were very bad. Severus supposed that changed in this verse, Huh?
"Go put him in his crib, Sev will fall asleep again." Aralia said, And Severus got the confirmation of his name. 'sev' had to just be a nickname. He was still Severus, But not Severus 'snape', Because his rather was Sidus instead of Tobias..Huh, How confusing.
Severus didn't feel sleepy though, And he would have said something but fucking couldn't. And so was carried upstairs and Put down in his crib, Where he was forced to put himself to sleep.
Severus had many questions and suspicions, But he supposed he would deal with those later. Maybe when he was old enough to walk and shit, Because right now he was a fucking newborn.
Severus didn't even know if this was the correct way to treat a newborn, Leave him alone in a closed room in a crib. Huh. But well, He wasn't the parent, Was he?
Severus drifted off to sleep, Hoping to stay asleep till he became at least four years old, Then it wouldn't be suspicious for him to bombard everyone with stupid and illogical questions.