Pilot
"Y'know in movies when the older sibling takes the fall for everything the younger sibling does so that the younger one won't get hit? Yeah that's me. I was born into the most ancient and noble house of Black. Which means I can play seven instruments, speak four languages, I am trained in three defensive arts and ballet, and I was a model for ten years of my life. As of three weeks ago I was disowned because my family found out about my boyfriend, my uncle Alphred died, and I am homeless. My boyfriend, ex boyfriend now, said I couldn't stay with him until I found a place so I dumped him. He was cheating anyway. I am a teacher. I teach kindergarten."
Sirius looked up from his fingers that were picked raw at the three men who's apartment he was sitting in currently hoping that they would let him stay.
"What was the question again?"
The one who introduced himself as Remus spoke up with a raised eyebrow. "Do you have any pets?"
The other two exchanged a look. Sirius wasn't sure what it meant but it was definitely a look.
"Y'know what's funny? The way you wrote your craigslist ad I thought you were women," Sirius smiled at the other three men staring back at him.
"Haha.. yeah. Women," the one with crazy hair and glasses murmured avoiding eye contact with the other two. "Why would you think that?"
"James wrote the ad," Remus said leaning up against the wall in his atrocious grandpa sweater.
"I guess it was the words you used. Like sun soaked and beigey."
"Does this look like a women to you?" James ripped off his shirt and started flexing. "Huh? Do I look like a women? No! Look at these abs."
"Gross. Put a shirt on please," Peter covered his eyes like James had gotten fully naked.
"Sirius likes it. So do you guys."
"You're such an idiot James. Jar, now." James stood up and put 5 dollars in a jar labeled "Douche Bag Jar." James ran and tackled Peter taking the short boy to the ground.
Sirius looked to Remus for help, only now the sun was setting outside the window and the lighting was perfect. Cutting right through his mousy brown curls and illuminating his honey brown eyes. Good Lord those eyes.
Sirius knew he had pretty eyes, hell he knew he was pretty. He was pretty enough for most men to question themselves and women to throw themselves at him but there was something about this guy that made him question everything he was so sure about. The scar across his face running from his left eyebrow through his eye and across the bridge of his nose stopping abruptly on his cheek. Another smaller one over his lips. Great now he was staring at his lips.
The man cleared his throat. "You two. Enough. We need to make a decision so we don't waste anymore of Sirius' time."
The other two told him to stay here and went back through the hallway. Sirius snuck back there to listen anyway.
"I say he's in. He didn't mind it when I took my shirt off."
"Shut up James," Remus sighed. "I don't know i'm not sold."
"Think of it this way. Sirius used to be a model and he said he had model friends! Do you understand how good that is for us?"
"I thought you were taking a vow of celibacy until Lily decided to go out with you?"
"Yeah but what if I was wrong when I said she was my soulmate? What if it's a beautiful model that Sirius brings home?"
"You are such a douche" Peter yelled and Sirius heard a smack.
"Peter thoughts about him moving in?"
"Well he smells nice and we could use some of that, but we spent years just trying to open Remus up what if he closes back off again because someone new is here? And what if Lily come and falls in love with him James? She's here for Remus all the time."
"Please Pete did you listen? He said boyfriend he's definitely gay."
"He could like boys and girls. Like Remus!"
"Remus it's up to you."
"I see both sides here. He does smell nice and he will bring good looking people, but why do I have to decide? What if i say yes and he murders us all in our sleep or something? And if he does fall in love with Lily I can't have two people in my life head over heals for her. It's quite annoying. And what if I have a seizure in front of him and he judges me? So those are my thoughts okay I don't know. I'm leaving."
Sirius moved around the corner thinking he was going to come out of the bathroom.
"No not the shower. Don't go in- We pushed him too hard. We should've expected this."
"How about this? Executive decision. He's in," James made the final decision.
"Yay i'm in!" it slipped out before Sirius registered what he said then the door opened.
All three guys were standing there James was holding the door open smiling, Peter was fiddling with his jacket zipper, and Remus was standing in the shower looking straight at Sirius with those eyes.
Sirius closed his eyes. You're in deep shit Sirius.