How to accidentally become a Pureblood Lord

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
How to accidentally become a Pureblood Lord
Summary
After stealing the Prophecy Harry, Hermione and Ron now have to figure out lordship and everything connected to it. It starts at the end of their second year.This is my first fanfiction please be nice.
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Harry naturally almost shit himself with how scared he was. Obviously he kept his expression on the outside passive if not a little curious but by Merlin he was freaking out. His thoughts kept repeating how fucked he was, in how much troble he is going to be and oh Merlin they are going to have his wand snapped and he will have to live the rest of his life with the Dursleys. The worst part was they were just standing there gawking at him. He was very quickly realizing that if he isn't going to say anything sometime soon they would most likely spend the entire next week standing here.

 

“Good Afternoon, is there something you need?” He asked, deciding to bite the bullet and break the silence.

 

Madam Bones was the first of them to pull herself back together and took a couple steps back. The other two sadly did nothing but continue staring. With his head held high he strode a few feet forward so that he wasn't blocking the elevator.

 

“Good Afternoon, may I ask, are you Lord Mortem?” Madam Bones questioned him since her companions were still gawking at him.

 

“I am and would you be so kind and introduce yourself and your companions Miss?”  

 

“Of course, excuse me for not doing that earlier, I am Amelia Bones the Head of the DMLE and this-” she introduced. While pointing at Malfoy she continued: ”Is Lucius Malfoy and the man next to him is none other than our Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge.”

 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you.” Harry respectfully responded. He eyed the still gawking forms of Malfoy and Fudge and continued: “Now is there something you need?”

 

Finally, Malfoy pulled his head out of his arse and answered his question: ”We were on our way to greet you and assist with whatever business you happen to have at the Ministry today.”

 

“Oh there is no need for your assistance since I already acquired what I came for.” Thank Merlin he thought as relief flooded through him.

 

“But what about your Seats?” Fudge sputtered the question after coming out of his trance. 

 

“My Seats?”

 

“Your Wizengamot seats.” He unhelpfully clarified.

 

“I will look over them at a later date since I am in a bit of a time crunch.” Harry had no idea what a Wizengamort seat was but agreed nonetheless hoping they would leave it at that.

 

Of course Madame Bones had to shatter his hopes and ask: “When should we expect to see you again for the reclaiming of your Seats?” 

 

“How about in one week from now. Friday at the same time as I came here today.” Harry suggested seeing no other option than to play along for now.

 

“Excellent, next Friday at-” Fudge looked down at his wrist where he was wearing a silver watch. “4 pm. in the afternoon. "Well met Lord Mortem.”

 

"Then I shall take my leave now. Well met Minister, Miss Bones, Malfoy” He turned around and started walking towards the exits right after the other two also gave him their own ‘Well met’. 

 

Harry left as quickly as he could without outright running away. Today had turned out quite alright in his humble opinion. While some unexpected things happened he still got what he wanted. Now he just needed to visit his friends because he did not want to be alone when he heard this Prophecy. He is very excited to see them again, he hadn't seen either of them for a little over a month. 

 

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