Reincarnated as a wandmaker, all routes lead to doom?!
"Mademoiselle ! Mademoiselle, veuillez patienter un instant !"
"Non ! Non ! Je ne le ferai pas ! Tu me demandes de faire des choses folles ! Je n'accepterai pas même pour un million de gallions !"
This crazy bastard! What does he think i am?!
Turning wood into gold?! Sure, why not! Give me a sorcerers stone and it will be done in a moment!
"Tu m'as demandé de te faire une couronne ! En bois ! N'es-tu pas satisfait de ce que j'ai fait pour que tu doives exiger un miracle à la place ?!"
"mais mademoiselle ! vous comprenez bien, c'est une couronne pour le prince de France, vous pouvez bien l'excuser une seule fois ?" He pleaded,
what is wrong with this man! Does he have no shame! I've been here for five years already! Surely he has noticed at son point that bugging me wont make me love him!
"ça suffit ! je m'en vais ! je suis resté bien plus longtemps que je ne le souhaitais pour satisfaire tes désirs, je t'ai fait gagner six couronnes ! SIX !"
i apparated away to some forest in swedan,
This man! It is a good thing i packed everything much sooner! I do not know what i would do otherwise
Maybe i should just go to england already, emilie wont forgive me if she finds out i left and didn't at the very least send her something, or visit her.
I summoned my patronus, a small doe that never grew with my age, even though i made her when i was 20 she never grew
"Pearly please send this to emilie," i said to her
"hello emilie! I knew you would hear soon so i Sent now! Believe me i am very glad i finally left, it was very stuffy after you left, more than usual anyway, i will be at my cottage if you need me, farewell!"
After a while, pearly returned looking a bit frazzled, no doubt from emilies little babies,
"Hello pearly, you have a message for me?"
She quickly nodded, then opened her mouth and quite uncanilly, since she wasn't moving her mouth she said,
"AITHANE! HOW DARE YOU! I TOLD YOU TO COME MUCH SOONER! SHAME ON YOU! WHEN PEARLY CAME I WAS SO SHOCKED I ALMOST DROPPED MARIE! SHAME ON YOU"