Mammy mama a girl behind you
(intro)
My little pony
“Come on bitch. We're going to be late for the first day of school” James called out.
His hazel eyes glistening, his brown unruly hair curling against the sun, seeming as though they were one, and glasses sliding off his face. He looked scrumptious af. Being an exchange student at Equestria High came with its perks as he and Barty were provided with a humble cottage walking distance from the school campus ahead. Before Barty could reply to James’ nagging cries there was a knock on the door. clickity fuckity click.
“Open the fucking door!” yelled Barty across the house to James. “Bet” Jame replied, reaching out to the doorknob unlocking the door for whichever pony seems to be beckoning at their door this fine morning. A grand presence towers over him just beyond the doorstep, a magnificent aura consuming the life around him, the alicorn in front of him with the most lavish imposing wings glittering about her regal horn casting its shadow on the ground.
where are those little shits Celestia thought to herself. As soon as the door opened she went “Hello dears!” as she displayed her brightest smile and observed them with all her grace.“What the feck” said Barty, absolutely gobsmacked. “I am Celestia, your vice principal! I have come to collect and escort you to the school as you are new exchange students. Nice to meet you” Celestia explained. “Oh right right right yeah sure well then. Let's go, I guess. Bitch are you ready?” James replied. “Excuse you?” said Celestia absolutely flabbergasted. “Oh not you, my bad. It's a habit. I mean, are you ready Barty?” James said. “Aight mate” Barty mumbled, turning his face around to hide the rising redness on his cheeks.
“Follow me!” Celestia called out already a few steps ahead. Barty and James followed. “This is the way to your new school to our very own Equestria High,” Celestia yapped. As they approached the looming arches of the castle they observed the heaps of pegasi, ponies and unicorns all around them. “Oh my sigma! I've never seen so many pegasi like me flying so freely." James whispered “Don’t worry sigma boy you’re not all too special after all.” Barty replied. This was a change for the both of them finally having others like them, both pegasi and unicorns alike, all cutie marks, shapes, and sizes welcomed and surrounding them. Tears began to consume James as they entered.
“Queen never cry,” said a voice to their side “HELLO my little ponies! I'm Sirius your principal. I hope you enjoy your school year here at Equestria High!”