Merry Christmas
Monday, 23rd December
Barty – 23.51
Evan?
Evan – 23.51
What
Barty – 23.51
I knew you wouldn't be sleeping
Evan – 23.51
And?
Barty – 23.52
Nothing
You're just predictable
Evan – 23.52
Okay
Barty – 23.52
It's unhealthy, you know
You should probably go to sleep
Evan – 23.52
And that doesn't count for you?
Barty – 23.52
No
Evan – 23.53
Ah
Of course
I should've realised
Barty – 23.53
You should've
Barty – 23.56
Did you go to bed???
Evan – 23.57
Did you?
Barty – 23.57
No
Evan – 23.57
There you have your answer, mate
Barty – 23.57
I have a feeling that you don't want to text me
…
Evan – 23.58
Barty
It's midnight
I don't want to be texting anyone
Also, if I didn't want to be texting you, I'd just ghost you
It's that simple
Barty – 23.58
Oh you like me
How adorable, Rosie
Evan – 23.58
Ghosting is still an opportunity, you know
Barty – 23.58
You're such a bad liar Rosie
For ten years you've threatened to ghost me, not once have you done it
Evan – 23.59
One time has to be the first
Barty – 23.59
Well I'm still waiting
You know, I can still see that you're here
Those three little dots are quite revealing
Evan – 23.59
One day I will ghost you, I promise you
Barty – 23.59
Looking forward to it:3
Tuesday, 24th December
Barty – 00.00
Oh would you look at that
It's officially Christmas day
Evan – 00.00
What a monumental moment
Barty – 00.00
I actually hate it
Evan – 00.00
Same
Barty – 00.01
I don’t get how people can like Christmas
Evan – 00.01
Oh really???
You have no idea
Barty – 00.01
Shut up
I can hear your sarcasm through the screen, Rosier
And yes, I really don’t get why people would like Christmas
Evan – 00.01
You do realise some people have nice families, right???
Barty – 00.02
Fuck off
I know
but still
How do you live through a whole day of I love you so much “I hope you have a merry, merry Christmas, here’s a gift for you”
It's to gag over
Evan – 00.02
Bitter, much?
Barty – 00.02
Fuck off
It's disgusting
Evan – 00.03
You're jealous
Barty – 00.03
And what if I am???
Have I not deserved it???
To associate Christmas with happiness and love instead of being forced to attend another family gathering that everyone secretly hates, just like they all secretly hate me
Do I not deserve real love, Evan?
What did I do wrong?
Evan – 00.03
Nothing, Barty
Well except for being a self righteous asshole sometimes
Barty – 00.04
Rosier, go jump off a cliff
No one likes you anyway
Evan – 00.04
And that comes from you???
As if people like you
Barty – 00.04
Okay ouch
That was rough
Evan – 00.05
Bro, you told me to jump off a cliff
Anyways that was not the point
The point is that it isn’t your fault
You didn’t do anything wrong
You do deserve to associate Christmas with merry feelings and all that shit
but apparently that’s just not how the world works and there’s nothing we can do about it
Barty – 00.05
It's not fair, though
Evan – 00.06
When was it ever?
Christmas is just another reminder that there's always someone who has a better life than you
Barty – 00.06
I'm sorry
Evan – 00.06
Pardon me
Barty – 00.06
I'm sorry that i didn't realise you probably felt the same way about Christmas as I do
I'm sorry that you've never had a merry Christmas
Evan – 00.07
No need to feel bad
If you had to feel bad for everyone who doesn't have an amazing Christmas every year you'd drown in sorrow
But yeah, I get what you mean
I feel sorry for you too
Barty – 00.07
It's okay
It’s whatever
Better to just forget about it, am I right?
Evan – 00.07
Probably
But I still hope that this Christmas will be better, that maybe you'll come to enjoy Christmas just a little bit
Barty – 00.08
Only if you're with me
Evan – 00.08
What?
Barty – 00.08
Christmas might be better this year if I get to spent it with you
If you’d want that of course
Evan – 00.08
Wouldn't want it any other way
Barty – 00.09
Good
Evan – 00.09
Merry Christmas Barty
Barty – 00.09
Merry Christmas Rosie