
The Sickness
Evan – 16.18
Hey
How are you?
Barty – 16.18
Good
Evan – 16.19
Liar
Are you still throwing up
Barty – 16.19
I'm not lying
I'm fine
And for your information I haven't thrown up in three hours
Evan – 16.19
Wow
Do you want a reward
Barty – 16.19
No I'm just proving that i'm fine
Evan – 16.20
That doesn't prove shit though
Barty – 16.20
It's like I'm not even sick
I feel like I could run a marathon right now
Evan – 16.20
You couldn't run a marathon even if you weren't sick
So matter of fact it only proves that you are sick
Barty – 16.21
Oh bugger off
I'm fine
I've been dancing around the house for at least an hour now while blasting loud music
You know I'm not a swiftie but you belong with me is a banger
You aren't a real man if you can't admit that
Evan – 16.21
Uh
I don't really care
You should probably go lay down though
Barty – 16.21
Why?
Evan – 16.22
Because you're sick???
Barty – 16.22
But I'm not???
Evan – 16.22
But you literally are???
You threw up earlier
Barty – 16.22
Key word being earlier
I'm fine now
Evan – 16.22
Mhm…
Barty – 16.23
You don't believe me
Evan – 16.23
You're damn right I don't
You were insanely hot when I touched you earlier
Barty – 16.23
I'm always insanely hot
Evan – 16.23
I knew it was a mistake the second I had pressed send
Barty – 16.24
Mistake???
What do you mean???
It was perfect
I am insanely hot
Evan – 16.24
I meant your forehead and you know that
Barty – 16.24
I know exactly what you meant darling
Evan – 16.24
I highly doubt that
Barty – 16.25
Anyways the point is that I'm completely fine and that you should get ready to come pick me up for our date later
I've already dressed up so there's no backing out now
Evan – 16.25
What do you mean?
Barty – 16.25
We're going out
We planned it weeks ago, Rosie, don't tell me you forgot
Evan – 16.26
No I know we've had it planned
But I thought we were cancelling because you are sick
Barty – 16.26
Did I ever say something about wanting to cancel???
Evan – 16.26
No but you didn't have to
We'd just cancel and go out another time
Barty – 16.26
But I'm fine though so we can just go out tonight…
Evan – 16.27
You're sick Barty
Barty – 16.27
Correction
I was sick
I'm not anymore
I'm fine
Evan – 16.27
Barty I don't think I have to explain to you why I don't trust your judgement
Barty – 16.27
Well, I don't understand why you wouldn't trust me so i think you do actually have to explain that to me
Evan – 16.28
You threw up less than three hours ago
You also really want to go out and when you want something there's nothing you won't do to achieve it
You'd climb mount everest on a broken leg if I dared you to
Barty – 16.28
I wouldn't
I'm too lazy
Evan – 16.28
Your willpower makes up for it
You'd manage somehow which is exactly why we aren't going out
Barty – 16.29
We're going in circles Rosie
I'm totally fine and you should totally come pick me up
Evan – 16.29
We'll keep running in circles until you realise that I don't trust your judgement
Barty – 16.29
Well, why don't you just come check on me then?
You could also dress up for no apparent reason, then come check on me and deliberately enough take me out afterwards
Evan – 16.30
Or you could just stay in bed
Or I could not???
Did I mention I'm fine?
Evan – 16.30
Maybe once???
Barty – 16.30
I'll say it again then
I'm fine
Evan – 16.30
I'll be the judge of that
Barty – 16.31
Be my guest
No but I mean it
You should come check on me
I'll let you decide whether we go out or not as long as you promise to judge fairly
Evan – 16.31
Are you home alone?
Barty – 16.31
The way you phrase it makes it sound like you're about to ask something dirty next
Evan – 16.31
Maybe I am
Are you?
Barty – 16.32
In that case
Fortunately yes
Evan – 16.32
I'll come check on you then and decide whether you're actually fine or not
Barty – 16.32
I'm partly disappointed now
But
Only partly
I get to see you so that's something at least
I feel suffocated being locked inside this empty house
Evan – 16.33
Give me fifteen minutes and I'll be by yours
Barty – 16.33
Remember to bring some nice clothes:3
Evan – 16.33
Don't get your hopes up
Barty – 16.33
Don't worry, my hopes never went down in the first place
Evan – 16.33
Prepare for disappointment
Barty – 16.34
Prepare to go out:3
Evan – 16.34
Bye Barty
Barty – 16.34
See you in a bit:333