Transparency
Barty – 22.01
Rosieee
Evan – 22.02
What do you want
Barty – 22.02
Why do you always assume that I want something?
Evan – 22.02
Because you do that thing where you drag out the syllable
That means you want something
If you start out your text with just Rosie, you're bored
Evan means it's serious
And Ev also means you want something from me
Barty – 22.03
Wow
Am I really that transparent???
Evan – 22.03
Yes
And therefore I'm only gonna ask once
What do you want from me?
Barty – 22.03
You're moody
Evan – 22.03
I'm not
Barty – 22.04
Yes you are
You're in your NTFBB mood
Evan – 22.04
My what mood???
Barty – 22.04
Your “no time for Barty's bullshit” mood
Evan – 22.04
I don’t have such a mood
Barty – 22.04
You do though…
Evan – 22.05
That's not the point
You want something from me
Barty – 22.05
See???
You just proved my point
Hah
Evan – 22.05
You didn’t even make a point, smartass
Barty – 22.05
If you’d let me finish, I’d make a point
Evan – 22.06
You can’t make a point to save your life dumbass
Barty – 22.06
When you’re moody you immediately jump back to the initial topic so you can move on as fast as possible
You’re always like
Anyways, as I was saying bla bla bla
But don't worry I know it's not personal
Evan – 22.06
But it is
I can't stand you
Barty – 22.07
Oh wow
This is hilarious
Evan – 22.07
Your face is hilarious
Barty – 22.07
I didn’t realise you were so transparent
Evan – 22.07
I’m not transparent
Barty – 22.08
You so are
Another sign that you’re in your NTFBB mood is insults
A lot of them and the ruder the better
It’ll most likely be completely unprovoked too
Oh!
And denial too
That’s also a sign
Evan – 22.08
I'm not moody
Fuck off
Barty – 22.08
See???
Barty – 22.09
I love how you’re taking so long to respond
Fighting the urge to say I’m wrong and tell me to jump in front of a train???
Evan – 22.09
No
Barty – 22.09
Really???
Evan – 22.09
I’m fighting the urge to tell you jump off a cliff, because nobody actually likes you
Barty – 22.10
Ah
Of course
Should’ve realised
It’s one of the classics by now
Evan – 22.10
What did you want from me?
Barty – 22.10
God
I know I’m repeating myself, but it’s really funny
It’s like you’re trying to prove my point on purpose
You’re transparent, Rosie
It’s actually really cute
Evan – 22.11
The only thing I’m trying to do is move on with my life
Barty – 22.11
…Which was exactly my point
Evan – 22.11
Barty, what did you want
I’m done fucking around
Barty – 22.11
I’m not though
Evan – 22.11
Barty
Barty – 22.12
Hold on
I’m supposed to be the transparent one, right???
Evan – 22.12
Yes
Barty – 22.12
So you can read me, right?
Evan – 22.12
Yes
Barty – 22.12
Then you tell me why I texted you
What is it I want from you, Rosie?
Evan – 22.13
I’m too tired to do this
Barty – 22.13
But you’re going to do it anyway
Because that’s who you are
Evan – 22.13
Go fuck yourself
Barty – 22.13
I’m right
You can’t even deny it
Evan – 22.13
I hope you die alone
Barty – 22.14
If I die alone, who’s going to keep you company when you die?
Evan – 22.14
Fortunately not you
Barty – 22.14
Unfortunately no one
You’re too mean to make friends
Evan – 22.14
Barty, stop wasting my time
What did you want
Barty – 22.15
Come on, Evan
Think
You know me
What do I want from you?
Evan – 22.15
Food
Barty – 22.15
I didn’t even think about that actually
But you’re right
Now, I want food
However that wasn’t what I originally wanted
Evan – 22.16
Jesus, just tell me
Barty – 22.16
But you know it, Evan
Deep down, you do know what I want from you…
You just need to think
I’m drawing everything out…
Constantly switching subjects…
Making you annoyed on purpose…
What is it I want?
Evan – 22.17
Nothing
You’re just trying to rile me up, because you’re bored
Barty – 22.17
Bingo
Barty – 22.18
Hold on
Evan???
Evan, where did you go???
Barty – 22.19
HEY
Don’t take my fun away
Barty – 22.20
I managed to steal fifteen minutes of your time
That’s a win, if you ask me
Barty – 22.23
Rosieeee
Stop ignoring me
I’m bored
Wanna go out???
Barty – 22.25
Fine, fuck yourself then
I’ll just go crash Reg’s date with Potter