For your love: Big Black's Birthday Party, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black, James Potter, Evan Rosier, Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr., Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Angst Tooth-Rotting Fluff Fluff and Angst Texting Nicknames Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr. Background Relationships Bad Parent Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr. Gay Evan Rosier Good Barty Crouch Jr. POV Barty Crouch Jr. French Evan Rosier Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Siblings Christmas POV Evan Rosier Snowball Fight Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Evan Rosier Friendship Christmas Kisses Mistletoe Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

A Rosekiller advent calender because I did a Jegulus one last year<3---Basically a bunch of short stories (mostly texting fics) about Rosekiller, alternating between everything from the begining of their friendship to their love life - so just fluff because it's December

Note

Heyy, I'm baaackSo it's been a while and I was actually planning on posting some Rosekiller during the fall but I've been too busy (look out for it. It's already written. I just need to edit the last part).Anyways, last year I did a Jegulus advent calender (which you should definitely check out!) and I had so much fun with it, so I decided to do the same thing this year but with Rosekiller. Although I learned from my mistake last year (I started writing this whole thing far too late) I did the same thing this year. (I swear I'm still mentally in may writing the first part and telling myself I have more than half a year to finish it but here we are, I suppose)Title is again a Måneskin song and if you were wondering, no, this is not a coherent story. It's a lot of seperate texting fics (with a few face-to-face stories) that I've put in order, so it somewhat creates an overall cohesive plotline. There might be some time skips and universe changes in between, so don't take it too seriously.Anyways. I don't think I have to introduce the first story. I think the title says it all.For the first time this year:Enjoy, lovelies<3

Big Black's Birthday Party

April 20, 2025 at 09:28 AM

Saturday, 2nd November

Evan – 21.13

BARTY

Barty – 21.13

I HAVEN'T PUT ANYTHING ON FIRE I SWEAR

Also, why the caps?

Evan – 21.13

Absolutely no reason

Barty – 21.14

Dramatic

I love it, Rosier

Evan – 21.14

Anyways

When are you planning on showing up?

Barty – 21.14

Showing up?

Evan – 21.14

Yeah?

You know, Big Black’s birthday party?

Barty – 21.14

Is that today?

And were we going?

Evan – 21.15

…

Take a wild guess, smartass

Barty – 21.15

Watch out, evan

Or someone might pass out from the amount of sass you're giving me right now

That someone most likely being me

Also, when does the party begin?

Evan – 21.15

An hour ago

Barty – 21.15

Whoopsies

Do I need to bring a gift?

Evan – 21.15

Nah

Just some alcohol

Barty – 21.16

Oh that explains the bad mood

Evan – 21.16

Fuck off

And bring me some alcohol

Barty – 21.16

Yes, sir

Evan – 21.16

And drop the gay shit

Barty – 21.16

Nope, sir

Evan – 21.16

Barty

Alcohol

Here

Now

Barty – 21.17

Yes, sir

On my way, sir

Barty – 21.51

Evannnn

I’m hereeee

And i've got alcohol for youuuuu

Where are you?

Why are there so many people????

Evan – 21.52

I'm upstairs

And yeah, turns out, Big Black has more friends than Baby Black

Barty – 21.52

As if that's hard

Evan – 21.52

Wanna know what is hard though???

Barty – 21.52

Oh, do tell

Evan – 21.53

Potter

He hasn't taken his eyes off of sweet old Reg

Bet he's planning on taking something else off of him

Barty – 21.53

Damn

Do you reckon he's kinky?

You know, Potter in bed?

Evan – 21.53

...

You're asking me if I think my best friend's boyfriend is good in bed?

Barty – 21.53

First of all, I said kinky

Second of all, am I not your best friend???

Evan – 21.54

Not when you're asking me about our mutual best friend's boyfriend’s skills in bed

Barty – 21.54

Again, I said kinky

Evan – 21.54

Whatever

Barty – 21.54

Sooo

Do you think he is?

Evan – 21.54

I'm not having this conversation sober

Barty – 21.54

But you wanna have it?

When you’re drunk?

Evan – 21.55

Bring me the alcohol first

Barty – 21.55

Yes, sir

Evan – 21.55

I have a sudden urge to call you a good boy

Barty – 21.55

Do it, no balls

Evan – 21.55

Good boy

Barty – 21.55

Turns out, there's no need for Potter

I have everything I need to get turned on

Evan – 21.56

Gross

Bring me my alcohol

Barty – 21.56

Say please

Evan – 21.56

Bring me the alcohol, Barty

Barty – 21.56

Say please

Evan – 21.56

Give me the alcohol and I'll call you good boy again

Barty – 21.57

Bitch, I'll be there before you can say foot fetish

Evan – 21.57

Dude, wtf

Evan – 23.23

Barty where the fuck are you????

BARTY

HELLOOOO

Like I dont care, you can go die in some bush but dont fucking steal my alcohol, dude

That's just straight up mean

Sunday, 3rd November

Barty – 00.09

Ev, I just walked in on the most horrifying thing you can imagine

Evan – 00.09

Look who's back from the death

Barty – 00.10

I would recommend you to never touch the sink in the big bathroom closest to Reg’s room

Evan – 00.10

Well good to know

Can you come out in the garden?

Barty – 00.10

I've been traumatised

Evan – 00.11

We both know you've both seen and done worse so shut up

Also, get your poor little ass outside

Barty – 00.11

Which way is that?

Evan – 00.11

Are you kidding me?

Barty – 00.11

Nah

This house be big as fuck and I’m drunk as fuck so that's a very good combination

Evan – 00.12

You know what?

You aren't my problem

I am not coming to get you

What I am going to go get, is another drink

Get lost, baby xoxo

Barty – 00.12

Will do xx

Evan – 00.53

Bartyytttyyy

Babyy

Since when do Reg and Sirius have two doggos???

OH SHIT

Barty – 02.12

Evan, where are you?

I haven't seen you for hours?

You also shouldn't happen to know where my shirt is?

I’m pretty sure you had it last

Or was it Potter?

Pretty sure it was you

Evan – 02.34

I HAVE HOUR SHIRT BARTY

I’M WEARING IT

WAIT NO

CORRECTION

I WAS WEARING IT

DON’T HAVE IT ANYMORE

DOESN’T MATTER

I THINK I WANT A DOG BARTY

WOOF WOOF

I WANT A DOG

ONE OF THE BIG ONES WITH LOTS OF GOLDEN FUR

LIKE A WANNABE GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Barty – 02.57

Evan

honestly

where the fuck are you???

Why the fuck does the tracker say you’re a fifty minute drive away???

Evan???

HELLOOOO???

*Incoming call from Barty*

Barty – 02.59

Pick up your phone god dammit

Also

Evan

You don’t need a dog

You got me, remember?

Barty – 03.41

EVAN

YOU DEAD???

I NEED MY SHIRT BRO

YOU CAN’T JUST STEAL IT

I’VE BEEN BARE CHESTED FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS

NOT COOL BRO

I THOUGHT ABOUT THE WHOLE GETTING A DOG THING AND I REALLY DON’T THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE ME???

WOOF WOOF EVAN

I’M BETTER THAN ANY DOG EVER

Barty – 04.03

I want to come find you wherever you are

But

I can’t even stand up right now

Reg has forbidden me for even trying which is very sweet

He cares about me

He’s so adorable really

I think he might try to snatch my phone though

That’s not very adorable

Not very demure

Barty – 04.19

Evan, this is Regulus. Barty has spent the last twenty minutes whining about the fact that you aren’t responding, so please give us a sign that you are still living. I’m going to drive him home now so he doesn’t break any more tables tonight. Wherever you are, I hope you’re okay. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t. Also, I’m leaving the backdoor unlocked so you can get in when you at last return whenever that’ll be.

Evan – 08.11

Barty

I’m outside

Unlock the front door

Now

Evan – 08.12

Oh, wait

Just read the messages

Thanks Reg

I just realised that I should probably write that to Reg and not you

Anyways, I’m coming inside

See you in a bit