Brocode
Barty – 21.45
Evan, I need your help real quick
I need to win an argument against Reg
Evan – 21.46
Oh
Too bad
I'm not going up against Regulus
That shit's scary
Barty – 21.46
Yeah
But you’re my best mate so you have to help me
Evan – 21.46
Two things
I’m friends with both of you, dipshit
And since when does the title best mate mean I have to help you
Barty – 21.47
It's part of contract you signed ten years ago
Evan – 21.47
Bullshit
Barty – 21.47
Nah
I'm serious
I have it in my drawer
Wanna see?
Evan – 21.47
Yes
Barty – 21.47
Okay
Two seconds
Barty – 21.49
*picture attached*
Evan – 21.49
Wait what the fuck
Barty – 21.49
I told you so
Evan – 21.50
No
That's not what I'm talking about.
Why the fuck does it say I have to marry you if we both by the age of thirty aren't already married?
Barty – 21.50
Because you have to???
Evan – 21.50
I didn't sign that shit with my own fucking blood, Crouch
You've edited it
Barty – 21.51
Fuck you
I haven’t touched it
It's just as smudged as it's always been
You just didn't read it through back then
Evan – 21.51
I thought it was an innocent little friend-thingy like those friendship necklaces you buy
Barty – 21.51
Evan
We held a ritual
With knives
And blood
In the middle of the night
Evan – 21.52
I don't see the point
Barty – 21.52
The point is that you have to back me up and help me win an argument against Regulus
Evan – 21.52
What even is it about?
Barty – 21.52
Regulus says you can't kiss your guy best friend repeatedly without it being gay
I say you can
Like has he even looked at us???
Evan – 21.53
…
Barty – 21.53
What
Evan – 21.53
Nothing
Barty – 21.53
That wasn't nothing
Evan – 21.53
Oh but it was
Barty – 21.53
Wasn’t
Evan – 21.54
Go suck on a dick
Barty – 21.54
Only if its yours
Evan – 21.54
…
Barty – 21.54
WHAT IS IT???
Evan – 21.55
You don't see it?
Barty – 21.55
THE THREE DOTS???
OH I SEE THOSE
BUT WHAT THEY MEAN, I CAN'T FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIGURE OUT
Evan – 21.55
Whatever
Barty – 21.56
DON'T WHATEVER ME ROSIER
Evan – 21.56
Watch me, Crouch
Barty – 21.56
Evan, just say you agree with me so I can show it to Reg
Evan – 21.56
Sorry I can't lie
Barty – 21.57
You can lie for me, though
It’s on the contract
Evan – 21.57
Fuck you
It’s not
Barty – 21.58
*picture attached*
Evan – 21.58
THAT WASN’T THERE BEFORE
Barty – 21.58
You should really start reading contracts through before signing them
Evan – 21.58
Trust me, I will
Barty – 21.58
Now say it
Evan – 21.59
Nahh
Barty – 21.59
It’s brocode, Evan
Evan – 21.59
Maybe
But kissing your guy best friend repeatedly is gay, though and as your best mate I also owe you the truth
So yeah
You can say thank you now
Barty – 22.00
Yeah, no
Reg just texted me
He’s convinced he won the argument which is your fault by the way, so no i'm not saying thank you
Evan – 22.00
But he did win the argument though???
Barty – 22.00
Not yet
i'm gonna go ask your sister for help
Because she’s sweet
And you aren't
Evan – 22.01
Oh no I’m heartbroken
Barty – 22.01
Goodbye Evan
Evan – 22.01
Whatever
Barty – 22.01
Or no
You don’t deserve a goodbye
I don’t want you to have a good bye
So
Bye
Evan – 22.02
…
Geez, you’re dramatic