James Potter Edition
A-Aftercare: James prioritizes you over himself. He could be absolutely spent from literal round after round of constant sex and still put you before him. He’d definitely carry you to the prefect bathroom late at night, sneaking around Filch and his awful cat, and get it all filled up for you, relaxing your muscles and washing you clean, taking you back to his dorm afterward, quietly so as not to wake the others, and stay with you until morning. He would whisper soothing words, telling you how good you did and how perfect you were. In fact, the sight of you all worn out just from the way he touches you turns him on all over again.
B-Best Times: The best times to have sex with James depend entirely on what you’re into. If you prefer the sweet kind, the best time is probably after a more stressful test, he relieves the tension by giving you oral instead of giving it to him. He loves how you clench around his tongue, occasionally adding his fingers to the mix to see how you react. He does eventually give you what you need, but prefers to edge you along for a little while before sliding his cock between your walls, wanting to feel you as you do. Sometimes he drags it out for too long, only needing to put the head of his cock in for you to cum after the extensive denial. While this does sometimes stop him from being able to find his own release, he doesn’t mind, and honestly probably jerks off to the memory of it later. However, if you prefer the more rough type of sex, after he loses a quidditch match, specifically to Slytherin is the time to get it on. No more soft and sensual, that man is pounding into you, all night, all day, kitchen floor to the bathroom, screaming, crying, throwing up, sobbing, moaning, whimpering, mans does not stop for the world. A safe word is installed for times like these, the safe word being ‘Dodo’ after the Bowie song (duh), but you have yet to use it, and you don’t expect you will. During these times, there’s no edging on either end, lucky for you, but the feeling of his cock constantly bullying your cervix is overstimulation enough.
C-Cunnilingus: Brother. Brooooother. His tongue skills go crazy no matter the situation. Whether it’s a rose petals and candlelit setting, or the broom closet in the men’s locker room, he is always the same. 10/10. Five stars. Zero complaints. He also gives quite literally no fucks where or when. If you want it, it’s yours. You want it in the middle of potions? Let’s sneak out. The middle of the night? I’m awake now. Whilst studying in his dorm? I’m under the desk in seconds. The way your folds contract and expand around him has made him ejaculate prematurely more times than he’d prefer to admit. The sounds you make have him simultaneously eating you out and palming himself over his pants. The crash out he has afterwards knowing that he has these effects on you despite you two having done this multiple times still makes him almost crash out.
D-Erm.. Dick: 7.5 inches on the dot, slight curve at the base, white James: #fdab9f, desi James: #b56727
E-Experience: My mans does it like he been doing it all his life but he honestly borrowed a fucking book from either Sirius or Remus on what to do. Think of Sabrina Carpenter’s Juno with the whole, ‘Have you ever tried this one’? Like he’ll actually say that after researching the whole Kamasutra, he wants to figure out what makes you tick and will try everything, and I mean everything to do it. While he wouldn’t consult the aforementioned sex book during the act, he may flip through the before or after, much to your chagrin. “James, you did fine.” “Yeah, but I want to do better than fine.”
F-Favorite Position- James likes what you like, he just wants you to be comfortable the whole time, but if he had to choose, he would say any position where he gets to see you. He wants to see you when you come undone, knowing that he’s the cause for the drool that sometimes escapes your mouth when you’re so fucked out you can barely even comprehend your name, let alone keep your mouth shut. He’s rather basic in this sense, missionary being his usual favorite, considering he can see the parts of you he treasures most. He loves when you bite your lip to hold back your moans just in case he forgot to cast a silencing charm on the room, and the little furrow between your eyebrows right before you cum.
G-G-Spot: He’ll find it within the first minute of freaky deaky time. No wait.
H-Humorous: While James does crack jokes here and there between the slower thrusts, he’s usually too busy being vocal about other things. You’re not the only fucked out one by the end of it. He’s less jokey and more teasing. “Aww, too much for you?” “Begging for me already? It’s only been a few minutes.” He’s a charmer, of course, and a sweetheart most of the time, but when it comes to the bedroom, if he’s feeling some type of way, he can be downright mean, taunting you, holding your hips down so you can’t buck up into him, and instead of sympathizing with your swollen lips and red cheeks, he just laughs and continues until he needs you more than you need him.
I-Intimacy: He can be very romantic, especially when you first had sex, considering it was your first time. He was sooooo agonizingly slow, however, that you practically yelled at him to hurry the fuck up. He does whatever you want, as I’ve stated time and time again. While he can be dominant when the situation seems to call for it, and while he is usually on top, he’s heeding your every command, whether it be to slow down or speed up, pull out, or delve deeper, it doesn’t matter. 95% of the time he’ll do it without a fight.
J-Jack Off: James definitely had a habit before the two of you go together to wank whenever he was bored. It wasn’t usually like, ‘oh, he saw a hot girl and wants to relive the tension’, I fully believe sometimes he had nothing better to do on some occasions. Of course, when he realized he liked you, he guiltily took care of the little problems in his pants you caused whenever you wore tighter clothes or bent over. It got to the point where you didn’t even have to do anything overtly sexual, he was just turned on by your presence and had to excuse himself to the bathroom or dorm to get one out.
K-Kink: Praise kink praise kink praise kink praise kink. Giving and receiving. He doesn’t usually tell the lads about his sexual escapades other than the fact that it’s like nothing he’s ever experienced before and best believe he’s gonna wife you up the second you graduate, but when he does, he leaves this completely out of it. It’s between the two of you how he melts like silly putty whenever you tell him he’s being a good boy. The first time you said it, it was more like an in-the-moment type of thing. He was blowing your brains out, head between your thighs, with you gripping his curls like there’s no tomorrow when you praised him for how well he was doing, and he paused for only a millisecond, making eye contact with you and then continuing until you finished. He never said anything about it, and neither did you, but you knew him, and he knew that you knew him, so you made sure to tell him how good he’s making you feel as often as you can, and there is almost nothing that makes his eyes bust out of his head like that.
L-Location: He’s utterly devoted to you and will do it anywhere you like, really, but he loves doing it in his dorm, especially in one of the Marauder’s beds after they piss him off to an extent. He intends not to dirty the sheets, but just prove a point, but he has made you cum a few too many times in Sirius’ bed, considering he gets on his nerves more often. Spells are murmured and the mess is cleaned, but the sentiment is there, whether Sirius knows or not. The first time you come home with him for the summer, his parents are against you sleeping in the same room, I mean, obviously they know what’ll go down certain nights. But Effie sees the way he looks at you, with innocent adoration, and assumes that the relationship truly is pure, allowing the two of you to share the guest room while Remus and Sirius crash in his. Terrible mistake, by the way. He loves making you squirm while you do your best to be quiet so his parents don’t wake, and sometimes, when he’s feeling especially lucky, he’ll even leave the door unlocked.
M-Motivation: Nearly everything you do turns him on. Sitting next to him, reading a book, fixing your hair, laughing. He is bricked up at anything, girl. You’re too perfect for him, and it honestly seems like a miracle he doesn’t just bend you over every surface every minute of every day and go wild. If we’re being specific, getting risky in public gets him going, your fingertips brushing the inside of his thigh, inching toward his clothed and aching cock, as he bucks into your hand under the table in the Great Hall during breakfast, barely managing to hold a conversation with Sirius about family drama. He loves it when you’re bossy with him the most, ordering him around while helping him study, occasionally getting frustrated for his apparent dimwittedness, when really, he’s just infatuated with you.
N-No’s: There are few things you can do to James that actually make him not in the mood for you, however, he’s almost immediately turned off when you try to do anything while you’re drunk. He’s in an established relationship with you and you have engaged in sex acts, but it still feels like taking advantage to him, so when you’re begging for him, 2 Fire Whiskey’s in, he resists and instead takes you back to your dorm, holding your hair back when you inevitably throw up and staying with you until morning, ensuring he’s there when you get a massive hangover to help you feel better. He’s also turned off by anything in the bedroom that has to do with actually harming you beyond just a hickey or a few bruises. He doesn’t want to do anything that draws blood, even if you wanted to, it’s genuinely too far for him. He can’t fathom you being hurt without your consent, and even with it, he still gags at the thought.
O-Oral: He likes giving it to you rather than receiving it. Don’t get him wrong, he loves the way your pretty lips wrap around him, and the way you writhe and gag when he hits your uvula, but what he enjoys even more is the little noises you let slip out as he’s eating you. The way you pull his head closer by his head so his tongue can go deeper, or the way you grip it with both hands almost like it’s a lifeline back to reality as he circles your engorged clit, your flaps swelling as he torments you with his spit.
P-Pace: Whatever you want. Fast? He’s Sonic. Slow? Bitch, he is a turtle. Half of these NSFW alphabet letters really depend on you, because it’s you he’s obsessed with.
Q-Quickie: He’ll take it if you truly want to give it, but he’s too shy to ask you. He wouldn’t want to hurt you or go too far, despite you always assuring him that he hasn’t hurt you and you doubt he ever will. Despite being a bully on occasion to others, he’s extremely considerate when it comes to you, and puts you before him every. Fucking. Time. No matter the circumstances.
R-Respect: Does he treat you like a slut sometimes in the bedroom? Yuh huh. Can he concurrently worship you like a goddess? Bitch, you bet. James is, and always will be respectful of you in and out of the bedroom. Want his idiot friends to stop smoking around you? Suddenly they’re clean. Think about it like Dionne and Murray from Clueless. He is yours, girlfriend. Do with this what you will.
S-Stamina: He can go till the windows fog up. Bro is a quidditch player, and he didn’t get so good by being lucky. He trained, obviously, working out constantly, and building up a high endurance for just about anything. Including rearranging your guts. He is an absolute sucker for overstimulation and will bring you to the edge over ten times, (yes mf he has done that before), only to wait once more to let you go. In short, he got dick for days.
T-Toy: Not a fan unless he’s doing it outside the bedroom, teasing whilst in class. He finds it funny.
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