Harry potter x the office
Dwights got his cousin “Howard Jameson Schrute” a salesman position at Dunder Mifflin. He makes sure to warn his coworkers of his cousin who for the last five or so years has been raised in a doomsday cult. He warns them that his cousin may be strange not only in behavior but also not to stare should his cousin look weird as his cousin did not get good genes (aka Schrute genes).
Why does Dwight refuse to use male pronouns for his cousin and instead continuously refers to Howard as “my cousin”? How had Dwights cousin been knighted by the queen of England? And who is the beauty who has entered the parking lot on a beautiful motorcycle?
Harlow is confused as to why her cousin has changed her name and she for one thinks she’s quite the looker!