Harry: …
Draco: ….
Harry: …
Draco: …
Harry: I don’t think she ment anything by giving me the bill.
Draco: I am clearly the top!
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Draco: Are you a work of art?
Harry: Because you want me to be hung?
Draco: Why are you like this?
Harry: …
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Harry: You lying fucker!
Ron: Not everyone is bending backwards for you and you can’t handle it!
Harry: This how you justify your betrayal?!
Ron: I did what I had to!
Draco: … I don’t think this is how go fish is ment to be played…
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Draco: How was your appointment wit the healer?
Harry: I was a diagnosed with being too cute to live.
Draco: Anything else?
Harry: Severe depression and PTSD.
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Harry: Where braking up…
Draco: You’re pregnant!
Harry who was talking on the phone next to Draco: …
Harry: …
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Harry: I’m in that sweet spot of sleep deprivation where the man with the hat is back.
Hermione: What man with a hat?
Harry backing away: I’ve said too much.
Draco:…
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Harry walking in covered in blood, three days no sleep or food:
Draco: Is … that your blood?
Harry: I would prefer not to answer that.
Draco: Are you dating me because I’m a healer?
Harry laughs: Of course not, I don’t get medical care.
Draco: … Please be dating me because I’m a healer.
Harry: …
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Harry putting his clean clothes away in the drawers that Draco cleaned for him in his bedroom:
Draco: That’s my shirt.
Harry putting more clothes away:
Draco: That’s my hoodie.
Harry: ….
Draco: That’s my shirt too, do you have any of your own clothes?
Harry: At my bedroom, want me to go there?
Draco: You can the rest of my clothes.
Harry pulling off Draco’s shirt: I’ll start with this one.
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Harry getting insulted: Jokes on you, I’ve heard worse things said to me from my family and mentors.
Draco: …
Harry: …
Person who insulted Harry: …
Draco to Harry: I’ll deal with you next.
Draco: You, I’m dealing with now.
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Someone insulted Draco in front of Harry:
Draco about to defend himself but now the person in question is missing : Where did he go?
Harry: He had to go home.
Draco: Where in his home.
Harry: Oh no, this is his next of kin now.
Draco: …
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Draco: A six foot sub can sever 20 people.
Harry: …
Draco:…
Harry: So not only do you want to replace me with someone taller, they have to sever 20 alphas?!
Draco: Let’s just have sushi for this affair.
Harry: Your cheating?!
Draco: …
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Draco: I should have Harry kill you for this.
Harry holding a knife to the man’s temple: How slowly?
Draco: I was … you know sometimes you gotta let a bird fly.
Harry grinning: How slowly?
Draco: Fast we have dinner reservations.
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Draco: Let’s pay 20 questions.
Harry: Okay, ummm… what’s your favorite color?
Draco: Quidditch, are you a virgin?
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Harry: Dose my hair look good?
Auror taking Harry’s mug shot: Please stop asking.
Draco fixing Harry’s hair and putting some makeup on him: Smile this is going in this year’s christmas card.
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Harry trying to flirt with Draco: Hey… tall pale and pretty.
Draco: Did you just call me pale?
Harry: Blowjob?
Draco: …
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Draco sharpens knife: We have ways to make people talk.
Ex Death Eater:
Draco cutting cake:
Ex Death Eater: Can I have some cake?
Draco: Cake is for talkers!
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Harry during his heat, tight skirts, surprises Draco with sex in the middle of the day: Hey, dinner is chocolate covered strawberries, champagne, and me.
Harry after his heat, bleeding: If you think I’m doing the dishes after you asked me about my day in that tone of voice!
Draco: …
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Random person whispering about Draco is only with Harry because now that Draco’s name is mud he can’t get a more attractive submissive omega:
Ron: Your being quiet.
Draco: You don’t plan a murder out loud Weasley.
Ron: …
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Harry walking in to there bedroom wearing Draco’s old quidditch shirt, panties with a hole on the hip, eating a bowl of cereal: What’s up my husband…
Draco watching Harry with the intense look he had when he was a death eater: …
Harry: Can I finish my cereal?
Draco: Make it quick.
Harry: …
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Harry: Actually… no. Your nothing like your father, yes you do enjoy have power and authority you also take the responsibility that comes along with it. Your father never took responsibility for anything, he did not protect you or your mother or his mistress. He wanted to have the authority of a king with the responsibility of baby. It’s why I’ve now taken to calling you Master Malfoy and your father Luc. Not even Lucius it’s too strong of a name for him.
Draco: …
Lucius: That is not appropriate conversation for dinner…
Narcissa: Shut up Luc.
Lucius: …
Draco: …
Harry sips his wine: This is very good wine Master Malfoy.
Draco griming: Thank you Master Potter.
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Random person who knows nothing about Harry: All he does is play quidditch, shop and paint, he better be one good fuck for you to let him waste your gold like this.
Draco who knows of Harry’s abusive past and trauma: You think the hair of the Potter and Black family needs my gold?
Harry who has several organizations and charities under his name: I’m actually a great fuck.
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Harry walking in a new suit: Ho…How do I look?
Draco who took Harry suit shopping: Delicious my love, I know who I’m taking to the after party.
Harry blushing doing a little spin so Draco can see every angle: Tank you.
Ron: We should pre game.
Hermione: Good thinking!
Ginny walks in with bottle of fire whiskey: Already on it!
Lupin: Guys… where going to Dumbledore funeral.
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Motivational speaker the Hogwarts hired for the 8th years coming back to finish there education: Just do it!
Harry with PTSD and day 3 of no sleep:
Hermione: Nope not you!
Harry:
Hermione to the speaker: You should leave.
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Harry after deep throating Draco: See told you I’m good with snakes.
Draco: …
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Someone trying to sexually assault Harry thinking he’ll submit to them because he’s an omega: Kneel now.
Harry dragging alphas unconscious body to the forbidden forest:
Draco: Use your magic Potter!
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Harry: So how do I know if someone likes me?
Draco: Who do you like?
Harry: Well he’s an ex death eater, beautiful blue eyes and is a healer.
Draco: I’ll kill this bitch!
Harry: …
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Harry: In my defense your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
Draco: …
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Ron: When you start losing an argument what do you do?
Harry: I simply remind Draco that I have given him 3 beautiful children.
Draco: He starts to undress and I get distracted.
Harry: How do you think we got to 3!
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Random person trying to make everyone hate Harry: He’s an orphan.
Ron: Actually my parents adopted him.
Random person trying to make everyone hate Harry: He’s crazy…
Hermione: I mean ya, but it’s the war really.
Random person trying to make everyone hate Harry: He’s a sexual deviant, likes it…
Draco writing this down: Slow down.
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Ron: You know letting yourselves be loved and taken care of is not a crime.
Hermione: …
Harry: …
Draco: What kind of bullshit are you trying to sell us.
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Draco: Who the fuck ate my food…
Harry: It was me.
Draco: Are you still hungry love? I’ll get you some more.
Ron: Thank you.
Harry: You owe me.
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Harry: ….
Draco: …
Harry: ….
Draco: …
Harry: And your the father but you probably already figured that out, so i’ll just let you continue.
Draco voice cracks from shock: Thank you.
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Harry 13 weeks pregnant: So Draco has become a little bit more aggressive, possessive, and overly protective of me lately now that I’m pregnant.
Draco has one arm around Harry’s waist and one hand on his wand.
Ron in a mocking tone: What dose he do if you have to pee?
Draco in a deadpan tone of voice: I ask him to wait until I get thirsty.
Ron: …
Harry: What did I just say.
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Harry on his heat being dragged away: I’m not stupid! I know your game you omega slut!
Draco: She was just asking for directions on how to leave.
Harry: How to leave with my husband!
Draco: …