It was a normal day in Ponyville, like none other. Starlight Glimmer and Trixie were at the palace, having lunch together. But things got interesting when Starlight started talking about her visit to another realm. Trixie slammed her front hooves on the table, leaning forward. “I GOTTA GO THERE!” Starlight laughed, a bit uneasy. “I’m not so sure. It was really hard to get used to walking, and besides, I’m pretty sure there’s already a you there.” Trixie groaned, but dropped it. “Fineeeeee.” Later, after Trixie “left”, aka went out the door and hid in a bush waiting for an opportunity, Starlight, went to work on her kite fanfiction. Trixie slunk in, careful to trot lightly. She poked her head into nearly every room, until she finally found it; the portal. She figured out how to start it using her ingenuity, a bit of magic, and kicking it until it fucking worked. Finally, she entered.
It was night, so nobody saw her attempts at standing. Trixie strutted down the street like she owned the place. She noticed a car, and decided to borrow it. It wasn’t that hard to figure out, although she did crash into some things, and ran over a couple pedestrians, but nobody’s perfect, am I right? Her joyride concluded when she crashed her front bumper into a store window, and the glass popped a tire. Trixie stumbled out, and decided to explore this store. The alarms were just flashing signs beckoning her to enter. She stopped to read the sign before entering. She was entering Ikea. Trixie darted around the store, thrilled. Then, she saw…them. Blue, beautiful, and a fellow trans icon. Yes, she found the Blahaj selection. She grabbed as many as she could carry, grabbing the massive bags and overfilling them. She skedaddled once she couldn’t physically carry anything else. Trixie wandered back towards the portal. She needed to get all this home. After several hours of wandering, she returned to the highschool. Trixie threw her items into the portal, then dove in. She landed in the room, and had enough time to mentally applaud herself before Starlight entered. “Trixie, did you use the porta- DID YOU ROB A PLACE?!” She cut herself off when she saw the bags upon bags of Blahajs. “I borrowed that from a place.” Trixie said, getting to her hooves. Starlight immediately started using her magic to toss them back through the portal. But Trixie managed to slip one Blahaj out of view. So in the end, Trixie got a blahaj, a disgruntled girlfriend going on about how she committed a crime, and no consequences beyond that. Human Trixie got 20 to life though for the robbery, car theft, and vehicular manslaughter.