Chapter 3
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Tuesday 10:12 PM
you wont BELIEVE the absolute disaster of a date i just endured AGAIN
genuinely might be my worst one yet
Considering the sheer number of your failed dates that I've heard about, that's quite the claim.
no bc listennn
he showed up late
like a full 20 minutes late
AND THEN he had the audacity to say "oh i lost track of time" like OKAY MAYBE SET A REMINDER???? plan betterrrr???
Tuesday 10:20 PM
Sounds insufferable.
RIGHT?!?!?!
oh but it gets worseee
halfway through the date he goes "so your a Potter?"
like with this LOOK like he knew something i didnt
....A Potter?The model James Potter?
yeah?
Tuesday 10:25 PM
my uh last name
Tuesday 10:30 PM
you good?
Tuesday 10:34 PM
Fine. Just--never mind. Continue.werid but okay??
anyway then he started talking about his EX
like IN DETAIL
at one point i think he genuinely expected me to fall in love with his ex
Tuesday 10:40 PM
I take it back. You deserved thate date.RUDE
im the victim
A victim of your own terrible taste.
OKAY FIRST OF ALL... ouch
SECOND, you should be SUPPORTIVE
not cruel
Tuesday 10:42 PM
I am supportive. I support you never dating again.WOW
just say your obsessed with me and go
I'd rather not lie.okayyy then why do you always respond to my texts immediatly
seems a little suspicious
Tuesday 10:45 PM
I have nothing better to do.
I KNEW IT you love me
You are insufferable. I don't even like you.
any yet.... here you are
listening to my trAGIC DATING stories
being weird about my last name
care to explain that part by the way???
Tuesday 10:54 PM
No.
huh
interesting
Drop it, Potter.
ohhhhh okay last name usage now?
SOMEONES feeling werid about this
what arent you telling me?
Tuesday 11:02 PM
Go to sleep.
not until you admit you love texting me
Goodnight, Potter.
Tuesday 11:10 PM
GOODNIGHT RICHARD
(yes that was me guessing your name again)
(was i right this time????)
(i knowwww your still reading these)
(admit it)
Tuesday 11:20 PM
GO. TO. SLEEP
fine fine but just know i ammmm going to figure you out
Good luck with that.
Annoying Guy
Saturday 8:45 PM
sooooo funny storywent on YET ANOTHER dateyoull never guess what happenedAnother disaster?
Saturday 8:48 PM
okay yes BUTin my defense this one had potentialexcept yk for the part where he called me 'Jamie' the entire fucking timesoooo you are the model James Potter.... I mean who else would be called Jamie Potter???!?!?
UNPROMPTEDas if weve been dating for yearsSaturday 8:50 PM
That's horrific.RIGHT????I nearly walked outbut i was soooo hungry i stayedOf course you did.free food is free foodbut i will never recover from the emotional damageMy condolences.you know what would really help me healif you told me your nameSaturday 9:00 PM
Keep dreaming, Potter
Couch Fucker
Saturday 9:00 PM
okay so... hypothetically if a model texts your number but they think it's someone else and complains about their god awful dates... to the point where it's almost... worth the time... what do i do????
WOAH THERRE Reg, first of all... whos cock is up your ass. since when do you talk to other people. second, WHAT MODEL TEXTS THE WRONG NUMBER?? and thirdly... is this person at least hot??? cause if not then id ditch their number immediately...
Hypothetically... its James Potter.