Chapter 1
Unknown
Wednesday11:42 PM
Hey man this date is AWFUL
like i think id rather be hit by a car than sit through another minute of it
why did i let padfoot set me up again??? he has the WORST taste in men
i need an escape plan... HELP
fake emergency?? food poisoning? actually jsut set the restruant on fire?? thoughts??
Wednesday11:57 PM
Wrong number. Don't text me again.
Wednesday11:58 PM
oh shit sorry
but actually since youre here what do you think about the fire idea
too dramatic?? or just dramatic enough?
Thursday12:01 AM
Stop texting me.
Thursday12:02 AM
youre so coldyou dont even wanna help a guy in distress???also who even picks up a random number's text just to say "wrong number" instead of ignoring it???kinda suspicious if you ask mewhat if im the love of your lifeThursday12:05 AM
If you were the love of my life, I'd be blocking you
Thursday12:06 AM
ouchat least youre funnyi like youwhats your name???Thursday12:10 AM
Not telling you.
Thursday12:11 AM
mysterious... i like itokay mr unknown ill leave you aloneunless you wanna know if i survived the dateThursday12:13 AM
Don't care.
Thursday12:14 AM
brutal
okay goonight cold-hearted stranger
Unknown
Friday8:23 AM
Update: survived the date. barely
i think he unironically called himself an "alpha male"
if i ever let padfoot set me up again please personally come and slap me
Friday8:47 AM
I am blocking you.
Friday8:48 AM
you say that but you havent yet
which means you kinda like me
Friday8:51 AM
I think I hate you.
tomato tomahto
Unknown
Saturday3:15 PM
okay so hear me out
what if we become best friends
hypothetically of course
like an anonymous pen pal situation
you can just call me idiot and ill call you Mr. Cold-Hearted
Saturday3:30 PM
No.
Saturday3:32 PM
too late its already happening
tell me soemthing about yorself
favouirte colour? favourite food? deepest darkest fear?
Saturday3:40 PM
Why would I tell you any of that?
Saturday3:42 PM
because you secretly love our conversations and would be devestated if i stopped texting
come onnnnn just one thing
Saturday3:45 PM
Black.
Saturday3:47 PM
wow your so edgey
is your favoruite band also My Chemical Romance
Saturday3:50 PM
I regret responding.
Saturday3:52 PM
no you dont
because no you have a friend
congrats
Unknown
Sunday10:05 PM
you know if your gonna keep respodning you might as well give me a name
Sunday10:10 PM
No.
Sunday10:12 PM
fine then ill name you myself
how do you feel about 'Mysterious Brooding Stranger'?
Sunday10:15 PM
I feel like you should delete my number.
nah youd miss me
admit it you like talking to me
Sunday10:22 PM
I like silence.
okay but like thats kinda sad.
tell me one fun fact about yourself and ill leave you alone for the rest of the night
Sunday10:30 PM
I like thunderstorms
Sunday10:32 PM
See! progress
alright Mr. Brooding storm-lover, sleep well.
ill bother you again tomorrow