Chapter 1
dazaiosameow added ronweasel & 6 others to hells hounds
Dazai: hey gang this is our new gc
Ron: wHNWQL £×,[
Hermione: Hello dazai!
Pansy: what the fuck why am I in this mud blood
Dazai: bc bitch, u begged me to be in our gang so here u are!
Pansy: YOU DEMON SLUT HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BITCH
Dazai: stating facts sweetheart
Dazai: wait guys hold on lemme just
dazaiosameow changed 6 names
demonslut: perfect!
Bitch: bro admitted to being a demon slut
Bitch: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I CHANGE IT
Dazai: you can't bitch! Admin privileges u whore
Babyginger: sbqi,;£;×*nehJJs jK
Demonslut: Ron u crashing out bae
Bitch: the fuck does that even mean
Demonslut: sometimes I forget yall have been deprived of social media
Demonslut: yall like the opposite of brainrot forreal
Hermit: guys don't worry about Ron! I taught him how to use the phone.
Hermit: dazai why is this my name?
Demonslut: take a wild guess sweetie
Babyginger: hey gyus I figeured put hw to ues this mggule dvecie
Demonslut: I can hear hemione having a stroke from here
Hermit: this isn't funny, Ron did you not learn how to spell?
Babyginger: ys u sho ddi
Hermit: I'm trying not to cry Ron, please tell me your joking.
Demonslut: OK yall basic
Demonslut: @everyone guys pull up rn please
Daddysboy: dazai? What is this.
Daddysboy: why is my name this?
Demonslut: hey dracooo this is the gang gc
Demonslut: your name is that bc ur lit such a daddy's boy
Demonslut: also your father lowkey gives of daddy
Bitch: the fuck😭
Demonslut: bitch ur back!
Demonslut: now jump in the lake and drown!
Bitch: what the fuck did I do
Bicth: bro I'm not you
Demonslut: OK low blow much
Bitch: only blowing action you're ever getting
Demonslut: OK FRIGID EXCUSE YOU
Demonslut: also they don't call me a slut for nothing😣
Hermit: I feel uncomfortable, stop this.
Bitch: yeah I don't think I'm the frigid
Daddysboy: what is a frigid?
Demonslut: pick up a dictionary daddy's boy
Hermit: I don't think that would be in a dictionary?
Babyginger: hw d yuo konw wsht tat maens heroin?
Demonslut: HEROIN IS INSANE
bitch: 😭😭
Hermione: um.. experience
Demonslut: BICTH NO WAY
Demonslut: crazy shi
Daddysboy: guys I couldn't find it in the dictionary, what does it mean?
Bitch: no fucking way
Demonslut: that's lowkey just sad
Doubleginger: SNAKEY WE'RE HEREEE
Demonslut: finally my baes are here
Demonslut: chat was dropping w/out MY POOKIES
Demonslut: was abt to kms before you guys popped up!
Hermit: dazai, don't joke about suicide! It's a real problem some people deal with.
Demonslut: um sure bbg 💓
Bald: dazai I'm here if you need to talk
Bitch: how long have you been here dude😭
Demonslut: OK you do you ig
Demonslut: yall I'm bored and the roof Is calling out to me so I'm going to go jump off it now, bye!!!
Hermit: dazai what?
Hermit: wait dazai come back!
Doubleginger: we're on our way to the roof!
Bitch: let that bitch die
Babyginger: wat on dotn sve imh pesle
Bitch: shut up ginger no one knows what your saying
Daddysboy: guys when I asked Snape what frigid meant he just took away 50 house points
Daddysboy: someone tell me what it means now!
Bald: I'm coming to the roof too.
everyone is offline
Demonslut: guys guys
Demonslut: do yall think I'm hot
Demonslut: pls tell me I'm trying to settle an argument with a ginger
Bitch: the fuck, no? You're an ugly slut
Demonslut: OK unnecessary bitch?
Demonslut: ur such a mistake
Bitch: WHAT😭
Hermit: I think you're very handsome dazai!
Bitch: fucking suck up
Demonslut: THANK YOU HEROIN. At least sm1 has taste
dazaimeow changed hermits name to heroin
heroin: why is this my name?
Demonslut: because I feel like you secretly fo heroin idk
Bitch: fair there's no way she's that smart and not on drugs or sm shit
Demonslut: anyway EVERYONE ANSWER MY QUESTION
Bald: I agree with hermione, dazai is handsome
Doubleginger: our snakey is so pretty🫡
Babyginger: hot
Demonslut: um OK then Ron
Bitch: homo
Demonslut: we know you are bb don't worry
Demonslut: okok outvoted the bitch, I'm telling my ginger ty pookies
Doubleginger: hold up
Doubleginger: you associate with other gingers?
Doubleginger: add him right now, we need to see if he's worthy of our snakey.
Demonslut: okok but he won't like ittt
dazaiosameow added chuuyanaka
dazaiosameow changed chuuyanaka's name
Sexyslug: dazai what the fuck is this?
Sexyslug: CHANGE MY NAME YOU BANDAGE FUCKER
Bitch: bandage fucker is crazy
Heroin: dazai who Is this 'sexyslug'?
Demonslut: PHFHFHF BITCH U SO UNINTETIONALKY FUNNY STAWP
sexyslug: dazai who the fuck are these people?
Sexyslug: I AM NOT A SLUG YOU SLUT
Bitch: I like him
Demonslut: shut up bitch
Demonslut: is ur not a slug then why are u so fucking slow then lmao
Sexyslug: I'm not slow u fucking orphan
Bald: hey! Don't say that, that so offensive.
Doubleginger: yeah who even are you, don't be mean to our snakey!
Demonslut: GAGGED. also ur a orphan too? So suck it cunt
Sexyslug: I would rather kms.
Demonslut: PLS NOT WITHOUT ME PLS
Heroin: dazai, stop with the suicide comments!
Demonslut: says the one who does heroin
Heroin: I DONT DO HEROIN!
Sexyslug: dazai stop projecting
Doubleginger: WHAT
Heroin: dazai???
Bitch: lol u shld overdose
Demonslut: I've tried, trust hun
Demonslut: chu that was one time u caught me doing heroin
Demonslut: I don't like injecting that much
Bitch:💀💀
Sexyslug:💀💀
Babyginger: caryz shti
Demonslut: I think he mean to say crazy shit
Babyginger:👍
Demonslut: well ok then
Demonslut: guys hypothetically where would you hypothetically hide a hypothetical dead body
Demonslut: and can someone grab the bleach from my drawers and bring it behind the greenhouses pretty pls🙏
Heroin: dazai??
Bitch: what the fuck
Sexyslug: how did you kill them?
Doubleginger: I'll get the bleach
Bald: dazai why do you have bleach in your drawers?
Bitch: WHY IS THAT YOUR QUESTION RN??
Demonslut: in case I get thirsty??
Bitch: oh
Demonslut: sm1 answer me, where do i hide a body?
Daddysboy: WHO DID YOU KILL??
Demonslut: idk sm1 irrelevant
Demonslut: guys they were breathing so loudly you don't get it
Demonslut: and then my finger slipped and I accidentally dropped a knife on them 👉👈
Sexyslug: fair tbh
Heroin: I don't think it is???
Bald: would you like me to help you bury ut in the forbidden forest dazai?
Demonslut: YAY TY BBG BLAISE ILY
Blad: I'm on my way now.
Bitch: blaise??😭
Daddysboy: what is even happening rn
Heroin: dazai is this why your missing transfiguration? Please hurry, you can't afford to miss another class
Sexyslug: damn this girl has prioritys
Babyginger: cna I see teh bdoy?
Doubleginger: we have the bleach!!
Demonslut: okok good, we need A LOT
Demonslut: this bitch bled everywhere
Daddysboy: are we ignoring the fact that Ron asked to see the body?
Demonslut: oh sorry Ron, we already buried it
Bitch: I dont think that's what he meant
Heroin: guys off your phones, we're in class right now!
Bitch: whatever
Demonslut: yeah we have to go anyway
Demonslut: Snape walked in on us cleaning blood and we told him I had a nose bleed
Demonslut: he fr believed and dragged me to the hospital wing
Demonslut: OH SHIT HES TRYING TO TAKEBDUJ &#>> 289SJ
Sexyslug: fucking freaks