Dressing Up Communication
The sun shined brightly down in Harley Quinn's safehouse apartment through its windows as with bleary eyes Jamie woke up with his head feeling groggy and a surprising lack of morning wood he noticed. Typically, when Jamie woke up he had to deal with a raging log of morning wood that took nearly an hour to go away. However, that was not the only thing that he noticed was different from his usual mornings. He noticed that he was in an actual comfortable bed that had fully furnished sheets on it as well, usually in the abandoned apartment building that he called home he slept on a bare mattress with only a set of abandoned curtains to make do for as covers. Yet, the strangest thing of all Jamie noticed was that he was waking up in the embrace of another person. In an instant, all the groggy bleariness of sleep left Jamie’s mind and he remembered the entirety of the last evening.
“Oh my God, I’m in bed with Harley Quinn, Oh my God Harley Quinn cooked me dinner, Oh my God Harley Quinn jerked me off, and OH MY GOD what happened to her breasts,” Jamie said freaking out as the full reality of his situation hit him like a sack of bricks. At the sound of his uproar, Harley woke up shifting in bed as her mind came to attention. “What’s the matter J-bear someone trying to break in, ooo let me get my bat and I’ll deal with them in a bit.” “Uhh no no no Harley… no one's trying to break in.” “Then what’s the matter Jamie, I was just enjoying my beauty rest,” she said as she sat up in bed and let Jamie further take in her changes as she rose higher and the light from the morning sun hit her fully.
In the morning light, she was a vision of absurd feminine beauty she had long flowing hair that nearly reached the bottom of her back, clear crystal blue eyes that one could get lost in, soft plump lips that invited one to bring one's own closer to, pale alabaster skin that seemed almost otherworldly, and a set of breasts that defied convention being overwhelming larger than watermelon sized teardrops with not a hint of sag. Jamie was fully entranced at the sight and all coherent thought left him as his eyes feasted on her visage. His mental faculties only came to the forefront as he realized Harley was speaking to him. “J-man earth to J-man, sweet-um, sugah, are ya in there Jamie.” With an embarrassed chuckle, Jamie said” Oh sorry it's just that you changed since we went to bed yesterday and it was pretty shocking.”
“Oh this, I think this has somethin' to do with you, ya may not just be gifted in size sugah.” Jamie felt a surge of panic overtake him” I’m so sorry Harley I didn’t mean to do this if I knew you would change like this I…” he was quickly shut down by the jester as she put a finger over his lips and with an uncharacteristic seriousness she said,” Jamie last night and this morning were some of the best times of my life and I wouldn't change a thing. Abruptly however, this serious demeanor left Harley immediately and she said with a giggle,” we sure did make a mess of the bed, how about we tidy up these sheets before taking a shower.” This sudden shift brought Jamie out of his worried fluster and he quickly nodded his head.
Together, with Harley in a much too-tight nightgown and Jamie in nothing at all, they both gathered up the sheets before placing them in a laundry basket in the corner of the room. Afterward, they both laid down fresh sheets atop the bed and quickly moved the pillows back into place. When this was done Harley took him to her apartment’s bathroom and gave him a fresh set of towels. With his mind much calmer than earlier Jamie felt a surge of boldness course through him as he stepped back to avoid looking at her mountainous breast and look into her eyes,” Soooo… do you wanna join me, Harley, if you want to of course” he added quickly at the end. Harley made an exaggerated swoon that made her breast give a head-turning shake,” You're such a charmer Jamie, but I don’t think so, if I join ya I don’t think we’ll leave any cleaner.” “Oh…Okay,” Jamie said despondently. “Don’t worry my little sweet-ums, we have plenty of time latah.”
With a begrudging acceptance, Jamie closed the bathroom door and began the process of getting himself clean. Harley shook her head with a wry smile as she saw his sullen demeanor. Unhurried, Harley began gathering the tattered remains of her jester suit from the ground and began gathering them in a clump to be repurposed later. When she finished she decided to also pick up Jamie’s discarded clothes and move them into the laundry basket. As she began to pick up the discarded hoodie and sweatpants Harley began to take notice of details that had passed her by last night.
The condition of Jamie’s clothes was dreadful Harley thought as she lifted them and brought them closer to her face for examination. The hoodie, once a possible deep orange, was now faded and was streaked with all manner of stains. His sweatpants were worn out the same way with the pants legs frayed at the ends and the waistband full of holes. Together this, along with Jamie’s earlier tale of poverty painted a much grimmer picture than Harley thought. After realizing how destitute Jamie was, Harley resolved to do something for the wonderful young man who had filled her life with joy she never thought possible before. With this in mind, Harley put the clothes in the laundry basket and set aside a set of some of her old shorts and a punk t-shirt for him to wear.
After a few minutes, Jamie stepped out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist. Jamie felt more clean than he had in a long time. Showering at public centers never made Jamie feel as clean as showering in a private one. As he stepped out he heard Harley shout from the living room,” Hey Sugah, if ya finished you can wear those clothes on the bed!” Jamie looked to the bed and saw the shorts and T-Shirt set, because Harley was much larger than him even before her transformation the shorts she set out would be adequate for Jamie’s build and would be able to cover up his flaccid cock just barely. However, Jamie noticed something else,” Harley, why aren’t there any underwear?” shouting again from the living room Harley replied,” Ya don’t wanna wear any of my panties do ya?” To that, Jamie had no reply and began putting on the offered clothing.
When Jamie finished dressing himself he walked into the living room where he could see Harley searching an uncovered hole in the floorboards right in the corner of the apartment living room. As soon as Jamie walked into the room Harley pulled out a large bag with a jubilant shout,” Aha I knew that’s where I kept that moolah!” Seeing Harley so excited Jamie opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by Harley throwing the bag at him. He nearly toppled over from the force of the throw but was barely able to his feet on the ground, Jamie began to speak again as Harley covered the hole again with a set of floorboards and National Geographic magazines featuring hyenas. “Uhh…what’s in the bag Harley, please don’t tell me it’s d-drugs” Jamie finished off timidly. “It’s not drugs silly, it’s just some cash that I’ve got lyin around that I’m giving you.”
At Harley’s reveal of the contents of the bag, Jamie quickly opened the top and peered into it shocked. “Oh my God, this has to be thousands and thousands of dollars in this bag, h-how’d you get it?” Jamie said excitedly with a wide grin on his face. “Oh no worries Puddin, it’s just some old bank heist moolah that I saved” At the reveal of the bag's origins Jamie’s face slowly lost its smile before it transitioned into a small frown. Harley looked down at Jamie confused at why his mood would change so abruptly, suddenly Jamie walked up to Harley and pushed the bag back into her hands and spoke with a resolute voice,” I’m sorry, but I can’t take this.”
Harley was completely confused now, from what she could tell about his overall financial situation, Jamie could only be classified as destitute, to Harley he should have taken the cash immediately and they could celebrate with a vigorous round of “pudding extraction”. “Why not, is it not enough? I can get you more just wait a few hours and I’ll get you…” her increasingly desperate tirade was cut short by Jamie. He spoke slowly with the same resolute tone “It’s not about the money Harley, I just.. don’t feel comfortable taking money that you stole.”
Her brain was firing off on all cylinders trying to come to terms with his statement. If he wasn’t comfortable with the criminal nature of the cash she tried to give him then what about this apartment, the food, and most importantly her? “If you’re not comfortable with the money because it’s stolen… What about me? Do I make you uncomfortable Jamie?” she spoke with a wavering voice. “What no, o-of course not Harley! I may not like the criminal parts, but I really like you alot! Even though we only met yesterday I’ve never felt so connected with someone else in my entire life!” Jamie practically shouted at that point. Hearing his heartfelt exclamation Harley sniffled and wiped tiny tears before they could fully form from her eyes.
“If you say so puddin I’ll believe you one-hundred and ten percent” Harley said trying to elevate the mood. “Howeva, if we’re gonna continue our fun romps togetha I can’t have you feelin' the slightest bit uncomfy with me. So… from here on out Harley Quinn is an upstandin citizen! No more crime for me.” Harley said in a sing-song voice. “To commemorate this supa joyful event we should go shopping!” she suddenly blurted out while picking Jamie up and jumping around the room. Jamie was heartened and bewildered by this series of events, the Harley Quinn jester of crime had sworn it off altogether. Normally if someone had heard this they would have taken it for a joke or at the very least a scheme by the devious harlequin. However, as Jamie looked up at her he could feel nothing but honesty coming from those crystal-clear baby blues.
At this point Jamie felt like he should just go along with whatever Harley had planned for the day, it couldn’t get any weirder than this.
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Later that day Harley brought Jamie to the front of an old condemned-looking building with her hands covering his eyes. In a burst of theatrical dramatics, Harley exclaimed “Ok my little sugah, we’re finally here ta-dah!” Jamie opened his mouth to retort he was not that small, but his train of thought was hijacked by the sight in front of him. Before him was the abandoned Gotham City mall, a once esteemed location that shut down due to prolific looting and supervillain attacks.
“I thought you said we were going shopping,” Jamie said with a hint of exacerbation in his voice. Cheekily Harley replied ”Well… I know you said you weren’t comfortable with that dirty money earlier and I thought it would be the same if I were the one usin it, I don’t exactly have a lot of clean cash available right now, so I thought of the next best thing, the old Gotham City mall. It may be abandoned but the last time I came here it still had plenty of digs we could use.”
Jamie was nearly floored by Harley’s reasoning for coming to this place. Although, when she finished he could appreciate her concern for his own morals. He still had one small question left, however. “Are you sure taking clothes from this place is alright?” he asked, trying not to be pedantic about where they were getting new clothes.
Harley felt her heart swell at the concern,” Awww- don’t worry sweet-ums this place is totally abandoned. It ain’t stealin if no one cares about it!” Jamie let out a sigh of acceptance at this,” Well… I guess that’s okay.”
“Thanks pumpkin! Like I promised you this mornin'; no more crime for Harley Quinn man wants me on the straight n’ narrow, then I’m gonna be on my bestest behavior from now on.” Jamie’s mind paused at her words “My man” but his pondering over this was cut short when Harley crouched down and picked him up to bring him into a strong hug. “Now let's go looking for some new digs for you!” Harley said while still holding Jamie.
For several hours the couple scoured the clothing sections of the mall in search of any clothing in good condition that would fit Jamie. Along the way, they found an abandoned shopping cart which Harley pushed while Jamie put any clothes that they liked into the cart. After the cart was nearly full Harley and Jamie stopped and sat on a bench after dusting it off. Jamie had a wide smile on his face and the joy he felt could be heard in his voice,” I’ve never had a choice from so many clothes before, this is amazing! I can’t wait to try them on!” Harley shared in Jamie’s joy although his words sparked a deviously erotic idea in her mind.
In a silkily seductive voice Harley said,” Now Jamie, we shouldn’t just take all these clothes without trying them on…riiiight?” Hearing this tone Jamie gulped and caught the aroused glint in Harley’s eye that told him they were most likely not leaving the mall clean. “Umm, if you say so Harley.” “I’ll go first” she quickly said before taking a large bikini out of the cart and walking out of sight of Jamie. Jamie felt his heart start thundering in his chest and his shorts suddenly felt all too small for the awakening beast inside. As the seconds passed by Jamie’s cock emerged further and further from his shorts without having to remove them, even when not fully erect his cock began to peek out from the underside of his shorts.
“Here I am!” Harley came back into view just as quickly as she left. Jamie felt the world fade into the background as Harley revealed her full figure to him. The bra portion of the lingerie that she picked out earlier was of an extremely large size, they were most likely the maximum bra size for a woman without having to custom order them. On her figure, however, what would have been a tasteful but sensual brasier became a debauched micro bikini. The lingerie only barely managed to lift and cover the front of her breasts and further accentuate the erotic valley of cleavage between her mountainous tit-flesh.
The panties were barely in better condition with most of the fabric being lost between her immense peachy bubble butt. While most of the fabric was lost to her sensual derriere, the little that did remain only served to emphasize the plump mound of her pussy and the increasing wetness present.
While Jamie was still lost in shock at the sight before him Harley took the time to come up to him and crouch before him with her back facing him. With a sultry smile, Harley turned her head around and said,” Like what you see?” Jamie rapidly nodded his head. “Well, how about we see to testing out these new digs.” Her back still facing Jamie Harley brought her hand to the waistband of Jamie’s shorts and pulled them down. As soon as they were no longer impeding his monstrous cock Harley got down on all fours and brought her ass to Jamie's pillar of dickmeat.
She started with a few probing shakes of her ass and listened to the sounds of hurried breathing from Jamie to gauge what was the best rhythm to pleasure him with. When she found the most satisfactory rhythm Harley began to pick up the pace and brought her ass cheeks up and down all over his cock. Harley changed up the angle of her grinding many times throughout, the ease of the act only increasing as Jamie’s cum pillar began letting out the musky sweet smell of his pre jizz. Up and down Harley’s ass went making a wet clapping sound echo throughout the abandoned mall. After only a few minutes of this treatment, Jamie began to breathe even heavier and with a groan he announced,” H-harley, I’m about to cum!” Surprisingly however Harley slowly came to a stop on top of Jamie and got off his pudding factory leaving all 20 inches throbbing and begging for release. “Why’d you stop?” Jamie whined trying to catch his breath.
“We can’t only christen half of it now can we?” Harley said as Jamie looked at her in confusion which quickly cleared as she rotated her torso bringing her mammoth mammaries into view. With a gulp, Jamie sat back again as Harley soon crouched down and slowly smothered his cock until only the head peeked out from between the valley of her breasts. “Here we go,” Harley said cheerfully as she used her hands to rapidly bring her titanic tits up and down on Jamie’s pole.
Just like with her pleasuring with her peachy ass Harley started slowly at first, gauging the right angle to bring Jamie off the best. When she finally found the right combination her work began in earnest. Up and down her breasts went again each time they hit Jamie’s lap they left a loud wet wet-sounding smack resound throughout the mall. Furthermore, every time the head of his pleasure pillar rose past the expanse of her massive funbags Harley planted several kisses in it and circled her tongue all around the crown. At this point, Jamie’s cock was releasing a veritable fountain pre cum and it would only be a matter of time until he came.
Once again Jamie announced he was nearing completion,” I can’t hold on any longer!” In response to this Harley only sped up her ministrations and spoke before opening her mouth as wide as she could,” Come on, give Mama her pudding.” In mere moments Jamie reached his peak and his cock began sending volley after volley of thick syrupy cum onto Harley. As she felt the first volley splatter across her breasts she brought her mouth closer to catch the rest and began swallowing with loud audible gulps. Each gulp of syrupy pudding-like cum wracked her body with enough pleasure to push her to her own orgasm. When Jamie started to release the last few shots Harley brought her mouth even closer then placed her lips upon his cock then began swallowing until the last shot went straight into her stomach.
After finally cumming and christening Harley’s new lingerie Jamie felt an overwhelming sense of post-coital clarity. His mind at the moment couldn’t help but come back to Harley’s previous words of "my man". Did that mean they were dating now? What do I do if we're dating? His mind couldn’t help but ask these questions. Unaware of these questions lingering in his mind, Harley asked,” So, what did you think about shopping with your ol’ Harley?” “It was amazing,” he said, meaning every single word.