An Ode To Farcical Knickers

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
An Ode To Farcical Knickers
Summary
A slightly deep and meta musing about underpants.To my Snumbledore masquerading twin.

But even if I've decided what mask to wear
What do I put on underneath?
Snape worried

Do you think someone will see what's under your trousers tonight
Dumbledore wondered
I think that's lovely if so

No
No
But it doesn't matter anyway does it?
Snape asked

Oh yes indeed
What's underneath matters more than the mask you wear
Dumbledore said

We're not talking about my underwear are we?
Snape asked

In a way we are
but in another way of course we are not
Dumbledore said
(he smiled)