Hyacinth Potter Reading the Books - edited version

The Philosophers Stone attracts evil, greedy, dumbasses doesn't it?" Hyacinth at some point after figuring the plot out.

"Hyacinth Potter and the Philosophers Stone" or alternatively

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"Hyacinth Potter and the Dumbasses Stone" (a/n: just leaving this here but not naming this book it.)